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Post by brophy on Oct 7, 2005 12:13:04 GMT -6
Got into a discussion with a colleague the other day during practice. We figured that (joking) we could ride out the rest of the season only if we had enough coaching cliches during practice. We could compile them and then put them on a QB wrist coach and select from a list of phrases to make it sound like we knew what we were talking about.
Let's hear some!!
Gotta have your head on a swivel!
Low man wins!
Get some separation.
Plant and Drive, kid!
Ya gotta WANT it.
(good day to ) Get better!
Dig in!
Tackle somebody!
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Post by amikell on Oct 7, 2005 22:59:48 GMT -6
roll your hips
eyes to the sky
hit and wrap up
hit somebody (maybe that's just our staff)
arm whip
get your head up
wrap up
go for the ball
settle your feet
I'm sure this is only the tip of the iceberg
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Post by phantom on Oct 8, 2005 10:25:04 GMT -6
You practice like you play.
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Post by brophy on Oct 10, 2005 10:19:35 GMT -6
reroute the receiving threat!
watch for crack back
play 'till the whistle!
Down & Distance!!
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Post by CatsCoach on Oct 10, 2005 10:43:51 GMT -6
Yell Pass!!!
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Post by splitricky5 on Oct 11, 2005 10:39:16 GMT -6
That's what I'm talking about!!
Put some Mustard on it!! (that's my big one)
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Post by toprowguy on Oct 13, 2005 14:51:43 GMT -6
Hustle
Play with some Energy
Get Mental Reps
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Post by amikell on Oct 13, 2005 19:31:50 GMT -6
time to buckle our chin straps
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Post by tog on Oct 14, 2005 6:50:50 GMT -6
you are so lazy that if breathing wasn't an involuntary action you would suffocate
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Post by splitricky5 on Oct 14, 2005 6:59:49 GMT -6
Being around you makes me stupid.
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Post by brophy on Oct 18, 2005 7:14:00 GMT -6
You're carrying that thing like a loaf of bread!
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Post by brophy on Oct 18, 2005 7:20:01 GMT -6
fly to the football
If you make a mistake - make it an aggressive mistake!
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Post by brophy on Oct 18, 2005 7:36:32 GMT -6
print this out and crop it to a wrist coach
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Post by Olineiq on Oct 23, 2005 23:04:18 GMT -6
Not only are small and weak but we are also slow
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Post by ogie4 on Oct 27, 2005 8:55:28 GMT -6
"72 degrees and clear" Said on a beautiful TX Gulf Coast Early August afternoon
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Oz1
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Post by Oz1 on Oct 27, 2005 10:02:20 GMT -6
Be a Mean Ass
BAMA
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Post by carson101 on Nov 6, 2005 0:28:07 GMT -6
"HEY Mr. Official, Can I Throw my Red Flag a get a play review? I have it on film."
(almost got ejected for that one)
you guys arn't blocking, you're getting molested
what is it duck hunting season already!!!!!
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Post by los on Nov 6, 2005 11:17:02 GMT -6
I still like brophy's " You hit like a bunch of K.C. f----ts (sorry)!#@! A coach from florida, that i talk to sometimes said(relating the main difference between public school and private school players he's now coaching) "We make up for being small by being slow". One of my favorite sacastic football replies- Girl's play basketball and baseball too, don't they!
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Post by brophy on Jan 11, 2006 7:54:42 GMT -6
any ones missed?
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Post by coachjd on Jan 11, 2006 8:09:15 GMT -6
Are you suffering from a extreme case of cranialrectum?
Did you eat a bowl of dumb sh#ts for breakfast today?
My college OL coach used these 2 daily.
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Post by outlawzheadcoach on Jan 11, 2006 8:30:04 GMT -6
Stay outside - said to our defensive ends, we played a 5-2 defense
Keep containment
Would you like some bacon and eggs with that TOAST
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Post by knighter on Jan 11, 2006 10:06:00 GMT -6
PAD LEVEL
Run to the ball
GET AFTER THEM
Time to go to work/Time to punch the clock (we use BLUE COLLAR as our theme)
This isn't rocket science (have also used biomechanics, chemical engineering etc)
If we give up a slant, practice will be a track meet on Monday.
STAY IN YOUR ZONE
COMMUNICATE, you talk all damn day to one another in school, why not do it on the field too?
BACK to BREAD and BUTTER (back to basics)
Show me THAT in the rulebook... (said to an official)
I've seen monkey {censored} fights in the zoo more organized than this.
We look like a bunch of monkies humping a football
I have more, just need to think of them
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Post by ticobrown on Jan 11, 2006 10:10:47 GMT -6
How about this one:
"Just shut up and HIT!!"
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Post by brophy on Jan 11, 2006 10:27:35 GMT -6
"With minimal perspiration".....(no sweat)
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Post by saintrad on Jan 11, 2006 11:02:53 GMT -6
my grandmother hits harder than you do
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Post by stewdog10 on Jan 11, 2006 11:15:52 GMT -6
must have had a brain fart
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Post by saintrad on Jan 11, 2006 11:19:51 GMT -6
are you paralyzied from the neck up or soemthing?
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Post by jman on Jan 11, 2006 11:25:29 GMT -6
Go Hard or Go Home!
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Post by dmp225 on Jan 11, 2006 11:46:42 GMT -6
your so stupid, you could fall into a barrel full of titties and you would come out sucking your thumb!
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Post by Coach Dingus on Jan 11, 2006 17:05:31 GMT -6
Smoke his Chili.
Dollar waiting on a dime.
Who taught you how to hit like that? your mamma!
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