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Post by outlawzheadcoach on Sept 14, 2006 21:22:43 GMT -6
Is that your girlfriend? Then stop dancing with him and play football!
(said to the ref) Well if you guys are gonna F%^& us then at least use some lubrication!
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Post by banditgsk on Sept 15, 2006 8:08:31 GMT -6
watch the reverse
time out
accept the penalty
Who was that penalty on?
3rd & long or 3rd & forever
put it between the uprights
Hurry up and spike it!
Hurry up and snap it!
deliver a blow
BALL!!!! (when there is a fumble)
BINGO!!!! (when there is an interception)
Watch the ball!
Get your arms up (to block the QB pass attempt)
Finish it!
Don't let him do that to you
You want to go again?
Move your feet
Hit him into the next county
Grandma was slow, but she was old.
You are slower than Christmas
That looks like dog do-do
Put your mouthpiece in
Let's get after 'em
Way to go....good job...keep it up!
I think this could be a "never-ending" list? It is very interesting how universal this sport is with respect to common terminology.
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Post by wingtol on Sept 15, 2006 9:32:28 GMT -6
How about yelling "watch screen/draw!!!!" on just about every 3rd down
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Post by midlineqb on Sept 15, 2006 20:39:46 GMT -6
Quality not Quantity!
Move or get out of the way!
You play the way you practice!
If you talk the talk you got to walk the walk!
15 minutes of pleasure can lead to a life time of misery!
Think with the other head!
Pitch the ball heart to heart! (option)
Club and grab cloth! (tackling)
The second man always gets caught!
He who hesitates is lost!
Act like you've been there before! (after scoring a TD)
There is no I in TEAM!
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Post by ndcoach on Sept 15, 2006 23:37:25 GMT -6
The eye in the sky never lies
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Post by Yash on Sept 16, 2006 0:06:45 GMT -6
can't make the club sittin in the tub
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Post by davecisar on Sept 21, 2006 8:22:16 GMT -6
A coach that used to coach one of my youth teams
" Read your Keys"
However he had never taught them what their keys were. First and last year he ever coached for me. Sure sounded good though didnt it?
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Post by coachroberts99 on Sept 22, 2006 5:33:58 GMT -6
One of my favs...
Dead feet; dead meat!
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Post by brophy on Jul 19, 2007 7:57:26 GMT -6
don't overstride!
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Post by CVBears on Jul 19, 2007 13:23:25 GMT -6
It's week 7, not week 1, play like it
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Post by dsqa on Jul 19, 2007 21:04:26 GMT -6
Lou Holtz after a failed play: "Son, do you know what state you are in?"
Player: "Yessir, Indiana, Notre Dame!'
Lou: "No Son, you are in a state of confusion! and you are lost"
Other quoteables: "Hey Son, do you have a sister? Do you think she's available to replace you in this hitting drill?
Bite the ball( hitting through the outside arm)
Hit the fourth guy behind the guy with the ball!
Don't make excuses, make plays!
"Run men, Nobody walks but the mailman, and even he drives now!'
Start of practice: "Gentlemen, there is no sense in prolonging the inevitable, choppity, chop, chop, chop!"
Switch sides: "Riverside, men, riverside!'
others:
"son you got schooled, make sure you pick up your jockstrap on the way back to the huddle."
"Don't get hooked, ends!"
to name a few.
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Post by senatorblutarsky on Jul 19, 2007 21:39:15 GMT -6
We have this one a lot:
"You Know??!!!" If YOU KNOW, why do you keep doing it the other way?"
another I've said to a few of our backs at practice:
What are you doing running outside? Inside the kickout it looked like the parting of the red sea... my goodness... you would have been the only Israelite to drown.
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Post by coachjaz on Jul 20, 2007 0:00:58 GMT -6
That hole is so big I can drive a truck through it
Run through him not to him
Get him some Otter Pops - For any kid who is "hurt" and wants to lay around at practice
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Post by coachjaz on Jul 20, 2007 0:01:33 GMT -6
God gave you hands to CATCH the football, dont use your chest.
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Post by wingman on Jul 20, 2007 0:36:47 GMT -6
The one everyone says but no kid does "Even if you're not sure what to do, go full speed!" If they're undure, they always go slow.
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Post by coachjim on Jul 20, 2007 23:01:16 GMT -6
"Run to the fence!"
"We're gonna win this one. Right?"
"Get on the line!"
"Get off the line!"
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Post by schultbear74 on Jul 20, 2007 23:20:56 GMT -6
For the kid who is constantly injured- give him the "pink Jersey"
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Post by coachwarner on Jul 21, 2007 10:39:00 GMT -6
"If you moved any faster, you would be going backwards."
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Post by touchdowng on Jul 21, 2007 12:59:03 GMT -6
"We ARE small, but we're slow"
"He looks like Tarzan, but plays like Jane"
"Be the hammer, or be the nail"
"You gotta play BIG"
"Play every play like it's going to be your last..... it might be"
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Post by dlester65 on Jul 21, 2007 15:20:47 GMT -6
You couldn't catch VD in a {censored} house Actually, I've never said to a kid but have sure wanted too.
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Post by schultbear74 on Jul 21, 2007 16:01:49 GMT -6
you are either part of the steam roller or part of the pavement.
Touchdowng- "We are small but we're slow"-was one of my old HS coache's favorites.
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Post by coachjim on Jul 21, 2007 20:48:28 GMT -6
Mwahaha... "somebody make a play," - dcohio
I love that one. It just reeks of 60's coaching.
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Post by wildcat on Jul 21, 2007 20:52:01 GMT -6
How about yelling "watch screen/draw!!!!" on just about every 3rd down Guilty as charged! ;D
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Post by wildcat on Jul 21, 2007 20:55:53 GMT -6
he couldn't catch a wool football with velcro gloves. For the injury riddled: You need me to call Jerry...That would be Jerry Lewis, Muscular Dystrophy Telathon.... God forbid, but if your house happens to catch on fire tonight, I've got 20 bucks that says you don't LIMP out. Coach asking trainer about one of his players: "how's my daughter doing...is she going to be alright?" For Christ's sake, I could have knitted you a new ankle by now. Those are COLD! Hilarious, but COLD! ;D
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Post by dblwngr on Jul 23, 2007 18:14:27 GMT -6
Get out there and tattoo someones SICK A$$!!
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Post by coachcalande on Jul 24, 2007 4:51:56 GMT -6
A coach that used to coach one of my youth teams " Read your Keys" However he had never taught them what their keys were. First and last year he ever coached for me. Sure sounded good though didnt it? I think I know that guy!
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Post by CoachJ on Jul 27, 2007 14:04:26 GMT -6
"Be the hammer, or be the nail" ; After 3 pages of reading, I only found this one once? That shocks me. Although our coach always says "Be the hammer, not the nail." We had a few funny ones over the years "Gentleman, if we block this one right we're 88 and out the gate." "Bring your mess kit" "Bring your lunch box" "Jump 'em"
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Post by poweriguy on Jul 28, 2007 22:41:06 GMT -6
Kid looks like a world beater, but plays like an egg beater.
Don't just stand there! You're going to grow roots!
QUIT PLAYING GRAB A$$ OVER THERE!!!!
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Post by coachmauer on Aug 3, 2007 11:46:06 GMT -6
Knock thier di##s straight! Are you fist f###ing me ( to an official) you cant catch aids in West Hollywood.
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Post by jhanawa on Aug 3, 2007 13:47:02 GMT -6
These are some of my HS coaches (not mine) "you look like a fart in a skillet" "If your brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your own nose".... mine are more like, Nice TD Nice catch Nice Block Nice Tackle YEAH RIGHT...LOL
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