Garbage Offense

We always face at least one team who runs, as I call it, "Sling Dat B!!CH"
They have a few good athletes. QB is a freak who runs around til he sees someone deep, then he slings dat b!!ch. They're usually good for 1 long QB run and a few deep balls a game. Keep everything in front of you and they wont score more than 6 (they never have a kicker)

We also see the massive, slow white team running triple option who feel the need to run rocket every other play. Their smallest OL is bigger than anyone on our team yet luckily for us they wont give the dive more than 8 times a game, usually cuz they're in 3rd and long after we gang tackle their "fast" kid for a loss on rocket.

No wins, maybe 150 points scored all season.

I've watched a lot of Bears games this year...

Lol! We have seen some enormous offensive lines this year and we are extremely small on defense but have great speed and they don’t mash us.

They try and run screens and sling it here and there it’s mind boggling

We played a "hybrid wing t" team this year that had a plethora of athletes. On the first offensive series of our game (and film) ran rocket, belly, waggle, and punted. The second offensive series they went 2x2 and ran 4 vert or "sling dat b!tch". Stayed that way the rest of the game.

Another team we played ran DTDW pretty decent, then a pistol DW look with the main play being rocket where the wing received the pitch about 10-15 yards behind the LOS.

Palmyra?

We have a non-con team only a couple miles away that was basically "sling that bish" with a bunch of WR screens added in. They were actually really good at running their tunnel screen (or we couldn't defend it) but it was the only thing they had. Their other screens weren't great and they'd drop back and try to chuck it deep the rest of the time, with no real run game to speak of. They couldn't control the ball so their defense's best games were like 23 and 27 points allowed, with a lot in the 30's/40's. They somehow won 2 games.

We play another team that is traditionally a powerhouse but has had three head coaching changes in three years after their head guy who won multiple state championships quit like a week before the season a couple summers ago. They always ran 21/31 personnel inside and outside veer REALLY WELL, with trap, toss, and some play action to compliment. Their new HC's have tried to mix in spread with the veer stuff and have ended up running none of it well.

EDIT: the most true example of a Garbage offense we faced was a team who did almost EVERYTHING. Jet sweeps, power/counter/power read, inside/outside zone, pin and pull, speed option, iso, trap, awful attempts at veer...they should be dominant as they have great athletes and big linemen but they're always undisciplined and spend so much time running everything under the sun that they can't actually get the ball to their best players much.

We're seeing more "Flavor Of The Week Spread Teams". They throw out all kinds of pistol and gun formations (and personnel groupings) and pretty much run whatever they saw the SEC or Big 12 doing the previous Saturday. They'll basically have every gun or pistol running scheme imaginable along with new screens, RPOs and passing concepts every single week. Their running games are generally simple enough to shut down (too many blocking schemes) but they'll have a quick QB who hurt us by scrambling if we're not careful.

They're defense is just too banged up to carry them like they did last year. They're still pretty good.

Nagy acts like calling a running play is like catching the Plague. Montgomery gained 45 yards on 6 carries that last drive? How about we don't give him the ball for a full quarter?

That's bacause it's gibberisih. I did  mean "we". 

And I'm just as bad about second-guessing during pro/college games as anybody. I mean, how the hell can you throw the ball four straight times when you have 1st and goal on the run? 

This. We're small and quick. We won our region, but the second place team had 50+ pounds on us at every position. They had a 240 pound QB that could run,  and for some reason they thought that dropping back and throwing the ball thirty something times would benefit them. LOL! Thanks guys!

HAHAHA love this!
My old DC used to refer to it as the "Ghetto Moon Ball".  Chuck it up to hit the stars, hope it lands on something good.

The option school needed more of an identity. Kids were coached well enough, offensively, but the staff didn't seem to recognize what was happening on the field.   
      (this is the same school that runs a 4-3 Cov-0. Corners play 8 yards off, outside shoulder, eyes in backfield. No safety. They held us to under 60 yards of offense.... except for the 6 post routes to our fast slot receiver that went for 400 yards and 4 TD's)

The Sling Dat B school needs more than just coaching help. Zero admin support. They go thru coaches faster than they turn the ball over on downs. They could be VEEERY good if the school program and community were all on the same page.