When are you an old coach?

I have been old for a long time then. I have never been interested in the high school Cheerbops since I was in high school.

You're an old coach when you start coaching the sons of former players.

I wish it was: "your old when you get to see your players kids out running around" Unfortunately we have a couple of players that are apparently pretty potent and their kids are already running around and they are still in HS.

Coaching in my home town. The first day of practice my wife has a message that one of my former classmates called and wanted to talk to me about his son. He told her we were good friends in high school. I asked my wife if he left his name. I had to ask him if they still called him Tater and yes we called his son Tot.

I guess I must be really old. I am coaching with guys I coached against when they were in high school. The head coaches of some of our opponents are guys I coached in high school. I am coaching a number of kids whose fathers I coached. Last, but not least, I coached against my son in both a semi-final game one year and the championship game the next year.

Newpride: congratulations. This is year is my 40th. Time does fly when you're having so much fun....

I was told that once you start checking out the cheerleaders, you can go to jail.

As Fantom knows I'm at the point of being able to coach the grandsons of some I coached many years ago. This year is the 49th but I still don't feel as though I'm an old coach even though at league meetings all my "old" colleagues are gone. To me you are an "old coach" when you wonder what in the hell are you doing here (practice). It's time to go. You are an "old coach." So, even though they may call you the "Old Coach" you are not until you question yourself.
Hawke

I was checking out the cheer leading mom's at a game one night. While looking, there was a rather attractive mommy, and my thought was "Man, she sure is a good looking gal!".

I don't feel old because I was checking out the mom, I feel old because I thought the word "gal"!

find one with parkinsons.

You aint right!

Yeah, Old Bulls are full of BS too!


My version of the joke:

The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"

My wife is really fit(she competes in bikini contests) looks like she is 22 at 42. she was at the beach with her sister laying out in the sun and some players at my new school started hitting on her.

She said " you guys go to such and such school"

Players "yes"

My wife " well my husband is so and so"

players with a look of shock and terror said "oh no"

I have a couple of players and a kid I recruited but didn't land coaching for FBS teams...Makes me feel old

Love it when the Miami 4-3 was called The Traditional 4-3-several years ago at that. When did that happen?

Old? No! Older? Yes.
I've got former players in their 40's...well into their 40's. When did that happen?

I'll have you know we never wore leader helmet, however we had coaches that used them. One of my coaches, didn't ever wear a helmet when he played.

We could go on and on about "what we had or what we did." It's a very different world now, most all of it is for the better. If you were raised po' in the rural south (which stayed in the depression until the 1970's) you would be thankful for all the wonderful things we have. I never complain about this modern age. I love A.C., computers, cell phones, and direct TV-I have no complaints.

My kids think I'm old because Under Armour and Riddell Revolutions came out while I was in high school. They wouldn't know how to deal with you guys!

Also, dcohio, your life is very dramatic.