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Post by blb on May 19, 2012 14:08:36 GMT -6
When on Friday night-Saturday morning after game you have to tell assistants you're going to bed, make sure they pick up after themselves, turn out lights and lock doors when they leave.
And don't be late for staff meeting.
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Post by irishdog on May 22, 2012 7:47:58 GMT -6
LOL! Good one. But no, all different guys! If it were the same guy I wouldn't be feeling as old.
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Post by chunkitaround on May 24, 2012 9:41:25 GMT -6
Here is how you know your an old coach... 1. Look down and can NOT see your wang 2. Think every young coach or coach that looks young is worthless 3. Have not take even a fast step in 10 years 4. Hate every new idea 5. Try to coach every other coaches kids 6. Think you've done it better than everyone 7. Think you know everyone 8. Think everyone wants to hire you
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Post by bleefb on May 24, 2012 9:57:23 GMT -6
" Here is how you know your an old coach... 1. Look down and can NOT see your wang 2. Think every young coach or coach that looks young is worthless 3. Have not take even a fast step in 10 years 4. Hate every new idea 5. Try to coach every other coaches kids 6. Think you've done it better than everyone 7. Think you know everyone 8. Think everyone wants to hire you"
Well, since you got a little nasty there towards us older fellows, here's a list about young coaches:
1. Constantly think about their wang 2. Thinks every coach older than him is hopelessly out of touch 3. Still thinks he can play. 4. Falls in love with EVERY new idea. 5. Tries to coach every other coaches kids. 6. Thinks he can do it better than everyone else. 7. Desperately wants to be known by everyone 8. Thinks everyone wants to hire him.
I think we all know plenty of examples from both lists, and plenty who don't match up at all. Now, get off my lawn!! ;D
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Post by jgordon1 on May 24, 2012 11:29:30 GMT -6
If you actually made cut up w/ real film and tape..you know to always keep the shiny side up..or is the dull side up???
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Post by chunkitaround on May 24, 2012 11:52:36 GMT -6
bleefb....Well Played!
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Post by fantom on May 24, 2012 12:14:56 GMT -6
If you actually made cut up w/ real film and tape..you know to always keep the shiny side up..or is the dull side up??? Staying with the 16 mm theme: 1. You've done the "slow rewind" to pick up film that's strewn all over the floor. 2. You know that the film will break or the bulb will burn out only during the staff meeting before your biggest game. 3. You've seen a jump cut on the opponent's trade film and immediately suspected that the cheating {censored} cut a play. 4. You've banged your head against a wall because a college coach called to apologize because he's lost your film. Just to prove that film didn't ALWAYS suck: 5. You've had Saturdays off because the film wasn't developed until Sunday. 6. You've had Saturdays off because another coach took THE projector home.
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Post by jgordon1 on May 24, 2012 18:14:05 GMT -6
fantom..lol I used to have to drive to the film processor on Sat to pick up the film...Being a GA, There was nothing like a "light can" of film..We could tell how much film was in there just by feeling the weight of the can...less film..less work....Oh and there is no other smell like the smell of a freshly opened can of film
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Post by kcbazooka on May 30, 2012 9:42:19 GMT -6
You may be an old coach if;
-your social security card is a single digit
- your yearbook picture is next to Moses
·Jurassic Park brought back memories!
·when you went to an antique auction three people bid on you!
· you got hieroglyphics on your driver's license!
- you drove a chariot to school!
·you used to baby-sit Ben Franklin!
·vultures constantly circle your house!
- you wore a suspension helmet (man those things were light!)
- when you played flanker in high school it was OK to crackback cut on an outside linebacker
- your coaches had you take salt tablets before practice and then didn't let you drink water during them
- you had to wear those hot cotton jerseys for practice
- you had/have a wide variety of coaching polyester garanimals
- you married the hot high school cheerleader and now she's a grandma!
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Post by fantom on May 30, 2012 9:55:24 GMT -6
fantom..lol I used to have to drive to the film processor on Sat to pick up the film...Being a GA, There was nothing like a "light can" of film..We could tell how much film was in there just by feeling the weight of the can...less film..less work....Oh and there is no other smell like the smell of a freshly opened can of film Yeah, Jerry, the "good old days". I forgot one: The "Bonanza" moment (see below) when the projector jams and you watch the film melt.
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Post by fantom on May 30, 2012 9:57:29 GMT -6
- you wore a suspension helmet (man those things were light!) When you meet guy who's in his 50's and up you can instantly tell that he played football by the scar on the bridge of his nose where the helmet would slide down and hit him.
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Post by Coach Bennett on May 31, 2012 6:29:00 GMT -6
Great material here.
Are you officially an old coach, no matter your age, when you start a sentence with "kids today..."?
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