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Post by John Knight on Aug 24, 2015 4:35:14 GMT -6
The mixed company version uses the term service. Not much better!
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Post by olcoach53 on Aug 24, 2015 7:08:02 GMT -6
Brings me to a great fable, young bull says to old bull, see all those cows down there? I am gonna run down there and breed one and takes off. Old bull starts strolling toward cows. Young bull runs back and says, aren't you gonna run down there and breed one? No son, I am gonna walk down and breed them all! I remember this line from that great 80s movie "Colors" Anyways, back on subject-"You couldn't catch a cold butt naked on an iceberg in Alaska" "You are higher than giraffe P****"
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Post by olinedude on Aug 25, 2015 19:34:51 GMT -6
Our RB coach last year had a back who was dancing and not getting downhill. He jumps on him and yells, "You look like a poodle pissin!" I still have no idea what that means.
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Post by dytmook on Aug 25, 2015 19:48:41 GMT -6
Coaches meeting this weekend. RB coach says, "he couldn't catch a cold in the at the North Pole with a polar bear sucking his ...."
OC responds, "someone write that down"
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Post by coachwoodall on Aug 25, 2015 19:54:42 GMT -6
I'll hit up my HC, he says "BLOW IT UP" for a lot of things I know he means, the kids know he means. But I sometimes wonder if we're coaching football or training members of the Taliban......
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Post by John Knight on Aug 26, 2015 11:33:37 GMT -6
Head coach always used to say, is a pig's a$$ pork!!! HAHA Kids would say, hey coach are we gonna run tonight?? Is a pig's ....
I like the standard: do fat dogs fornicate!!!
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Post by coachwoodall on Aug 26, 2015 19:20:20 GMT -6
Head coach always used to say, is a pig's a$$ pork!!! HAHA Kids would say, hey coach are we gonna run tonight?? Is a pig's .... I like the standard: do fat dogs fornicate!!! In my locale the wording is 'Does a fat dog fart?'
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Post by coachwoodall on Aug 26, 2015 19:23:50 GMT -6
At a previous stop, we had a coach who would say when a kid messed up in team situation, "Git yourself outta here!" To sub in his replacement.
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Post by tbel57 on Aug 27, 2015 6:46:31 GMT -6
Dline guy I worked with for several years. "Boy, you gotta play lower than a pregnant ant!!"
The kids' expressions were the best.
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Post by John Knight on Aug 27, 2015 7:31:33 GMT -6
Funniest thing I ever heard a guy say at a clinic was no ANIMAL DRILLS.
He said I fired a guy for doing monkey rolls on the spot! Quote: I said coach what the hell are you doing? He said Monkey Rolls. WTF does that have to do with football?? You are gone! Get off my football field, we don't do animal drills at Westerville South!
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Post by coachwoodall on Aug 27, 2015 19:08:40 GMT -6
First guy I ever worked for had bunch. Whenever a kid would do something good (which wasn't often at that stop) and smile when complemented, he would say:
"Look at Johnny. He's grinning like a possum eating chyt out of a hair brush."
Had kid at RB that was about the only decent athlete we had, but was a major PITA. HC said it so much I thought that it was the kid's last name
COREY GOTDOMIGHTY!
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Post by blb on Aug 27, 2015 19:19:19 GMT -6
The other day I tried to impress upon our Defense that playing against our opening opponent - an UBSW team with no line splits - would be like playing "Football in a phone booth!"
Our FS asked me, "Coach, what's a phone booth?"
God am I old.
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Post by ksmitty79 on Aug 27, 2015 19:29:43 GMT -6
I have been driving myself nuts but saying "Here we go....."
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