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Sept 10, 2021 15:00:11 GMT -6
Post by tog on Sept 10, 2021 15:00:11 GMT -6
a rolling ball of knives referring to a rb
a stump===about a short noseguard
sleestack===about just a really slow player
any more like that out there?
let's make a list
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seth54
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Post by seth54 on Sept 10, 2021 16:11:42 GMT -6
I always liked, “saw’d off” for a short guy
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Post by tog on Sept 10, 2021 18:42:04 GMT -6
that kid just has shhhhhiiiiit in his neck
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sayings
Sept 10, 2021 19:25:25 GMT -6
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Post by 19delta on Sept 10, 2021 19:25:25 GMT -6
"Dancing Bear" - a big guy with good feet.
ERW - Eat, Ride, Watch. Kid who eats the pre-game meal, rides the bus to the game, and then watches from the sideline because there is no way he's getting in! 🤣
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Post by tog on Sept 10, 2021 21:46:50 GMT -6
"Dancing Bear" - a big guy with good feet. ERW - Eat, Ride, Watch. Kid who eats the pre-game meal, rides the bus to the game, and then watches from the sideline because there is no way he's getting in! 🤣 we called erw a chicken fry they just wanted a chicken fried steak after the game with the team..... |
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Post by coachwoodall on Sept 10, 2021 21:59:12 GMT -6
hot dog eaters - bench riders/dress and watch guys
slower than smoke off a turd - not fast
high as a camel's c ock - not playing with leverage
Statue of Liberty defense - when you sub in all the scrubs in a blowout (give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to get onto the field, the wretched refuse of your bench)
son of the booster club president/superintendent/school board - starter/kid getting lots of playing time who isn't very good; or when describing your offense/defense in a clinic setting explaining you can get by with a less player in a certain position
plays end, guard, and tackle - sits on the end of the bench, guards the water bucket, and tackles anyone who comes near it
legend in his own mind - back up who thinks he should be starting
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Sept 10, 2021 23:55:05 GMT -6
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Post by chi5hi on Sept 10, 2021 23:55:05 GMT -6
Otis T. Lee.
He's Out To Lunch.
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Post by fantom on Sept 11, 2021 20:47:39 GMT -6
Mardi Gras Technique- Lineman who stands straight up and shows his opponent his tits.
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Post by wingtol on Sept 13, 2021 5:20:27 GMT -6
Soup Sandwich = a soft mushy player who doesn't like contact at all. Or just a total mess.
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Post by 19delta on Sept 13, 2021 6:12:40 GMT -6
Soup Sandwich = a soft mushy player who doesn't like contact at all. Or just a total mess. US Army approved. 👍 Although, in the Army, it usually referred to a person who was a giant f*ckup: "Pvt. Smith is a soup sandwich. He married a stripper with 3 kids 2 weeks ago and she is already filing for divorce." Or it could also refer to an event that was poorly planned or disorganized: "This training exercise is a soup sandwich. Major Jones has the entire squadron leaving the motor pool at 0500 and we are supposed to be in the assembly area by 0730. Has he ever even been to the motor pool? It will take 2 hours just to get those soup sandwiches in Headquarters Troop out the front gate." 🤣 |
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Post by wingtol on Sept 13, 2021 16:54:42 GMT -6
Soup Sandwich = a soft mushy player who doesn't like contact at all. Or just a total mess. US Army approved. 👍 Although, in the Army, it usually referred to a person who was a giant f*ckup: "Pvt. Smith is a soup sandwich. He married a stripper with 3 kids 2 weeks ago and she is already filing for divorce." Or it could also refer to an event that was poorly planned or disorganized: "This training exercise is a soup sandwich. Major Jones has the entire squadron leaving the motor pool at 0500 and we are supposed to be in the assembly area by 0730. Has he ever even been to the motor pool? It will take 2 hours just to get those soup sandwiches in Headquarters Troop out the front gate." 🤣 I was trying to be nice in my description....but yes everything you said LOL |
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Post by Old Pro on Sept 13, 2021 21:19:28 GMT -6
A fast guy….that is one runnin Jessie
JAG….Just Another Guy
A non hitter….He couldn’t crush a grape. OR…..if you put an egg under his shoulder pads he couldn’t make a mess
He’s softer than Charmin
Tougher than a two bit steak
Tougher than boiled owl
He’s a BOY DOG
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Post by teachcoach on Sept 13, 2021 22:30:28 GMT -6
"Try hard guy." First in every drill, conditioning etc. Hard to find a place for them on the field because of lack of actual football skills, but of course we eventually do.
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Post by tog on Sept 14, 2021 7:01:30 GMT -6
dude--a guy on defense you gotta figure out how to deal with
cat-just a super athletic guy on offense usually
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Post by wingtol on Sept 14, 2021 10:54:18 GMT -6
dude--a guy on defense you gotta figure out how to deal with cat-just a super athletic guy on offense usually I like when we are athletic and good on D and we can run Cat coverage..... I got that Cat you got that Cat and so on |
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Post by Defcord on Sept 14, 2021 11:35:09 GMT -6
Dumbass = me, to all of our fans
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Post by tothehouse on Sept 14, 2021 11:46:01 GMT -6
War Daddy - Beastly D lineman that looks like he's 37 years old.
Fire plug - Short D lineman that can't get moved.
NARP - Non Athletic Regular Person
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Post by tog on Sept 14, 2021 13:55:53 GMT -6
dude--a guy on defense you gotta figure out how to deal with cat-just a super athletic guy on offense usually I like when we are athletic and good on D and we can run Cat coverage..... I got that Cat you got that Cat and so on I can't remember who it is, but there was an old high school in texas that had cats for sure---they weren't the brightest cats so the hc just had them line up exactly like the offensse just flipped---they each had a cat to guard/destruct block/cover---then they just ran to the ball used to hear stories of it all the time supposedly a nightmare to deal with because they were all better than your cats |
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Post by 19delta on Sept 14, 2021 18:35:05 GMT -6
PAA (Practice All American)
Full-time scout team player who knows all the offensive plays and consistently blows up the offense during team segments. However, when put into a real game, he's terrible and that's why he has to get all of his highlights during practice.
Also will show up occasionally on Thursday night practices.
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sayings
Sept 14, 2021 18:37:10 GMT -6
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Post by 19delta on Sept 14, 2021 18:37:10 GMT -6
A fast guy….that is one runnin Jessie JAG….Just Another Guy A non hitter….He couldn’t crush a grape. OR…..if you put an egg under his shoulder pads he couldn’t make a mess He’s softer than Charmin Tougher than a two bit steak Tougher than boiled owl He’s a BOY DOG Anyone ever hear "tougher than whaleshit"? I never understood that one. Is whaleshit particularly tough? 😆 |
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Post by coachdubyah on Sept 14, 2021 18:46:35 GMT -6
Press Man cover 0…like Virgin (Love making)….could be really good. Could be really bad…but it’s gonna be over quick.
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Post by coachwoodall on Sept 14, 2021 19:18:14 GMT -6
A fast guy….that is one runnin Jessie JAG….Just Another Guy A non hitter….He couldn’t crush a grape. OR…..if you put an egg under his shoulder pads he couldn’t make a mess He’s softer than Charmin Tougher than a two bit steak Tougher than boiled owl He’s a BOY DOG Anyone ever hear "tougher than whaleshit"? I never understood that one. Is whaleshit particularly tough? 😆 I've hear the opposite... soft as puppy chyt weak as puppy pizza |
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Post by coachwoodall on Sept 14, 2021 19:20:06 GMT -6
A fast guy….that is one runnin Jessie JAG….Just Another Guy A non hitter….He couldn’t crush a grape. OR…..if you put an egg under his shoulder pads he couldn’t make a mess He’s softer than Charmin Tougher than a two bit steak Tougher than boiled owl He’s a BOY DOG Anyone ever hear "tougher than whaleshit"? I never understood that one. Is whaleshit particularly tough? 😆 ummm, I've got vague idea about something a particular whale ate that would sit/stay in his stomach.....not really sure |
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Post by wingtol on Sept 15, 2021 5:27:09 GMT -6
Press Man cover 0…like Virgin (Love making)….could be really good. Could be really bad…but it’s gonna be over quick. When I talk about LB run thru with the OL we use the virgin technique....stop penetration at all costs |
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Sept 15, 2021 10:42:12 GMT -6
Post by bulldogsdc on Sept 15, 2021 10:42:12 GMT -6
From Apopka FL Mid 90's - DOOFLUNK. Kid that gets in trouble and is in general a dumba$$.
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Post by blb on Sept 15, 2021 14:43:12 GMT -6
"Try hard guy." First in every drill, conditioning etc. Hard to find a place for them on the field because of lack of actual football skills, but of course we eventually do. Called that a "Program Kid." Rarely missed Off-Season stuff, great attitude-character, good student - everything you'd want. Except, just not as physically gifted as others at his position(s). |
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Post by hornetfan63 on Sept 16, 2021 9:56:40 GMT -6
Sofakings - Kids that do dumb things. They are Sofaking stupid.
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Post by coachcb on Sept 16, 2021 10:01:47 GMT -6
A "Belushi": an OL dancing around in space, looking for someone to block. Watch the scene from "Animal House" where John Belushi is breaking into the dean's office for a better reference.
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Sept 16, 2021 10:56:23 GMT -6
Post by bulldogsdc on Sept 16, 2021 10:56:23 GMT -6
05 to 08 Northeast GA- "You lookin like a Blind Dog in a Meat House"
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Post by bulldogsdc on Sept 16, 2021 10:56:58 GMT -6
That kid couldn't play dead in a cowboy movie
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