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Post by carookie on Aug 17, 2021 21:26:03 GMT -6
Maybe I am reading this differently, but I assumed he meant the kid is doing it intentionally just to be disruptive. In the middle of meetings, in the huddle, before a play, etc. Just to get a rise, get some attention and be disruptive (which some people enjoy doing). Then to move him from drills and meetings. Can’t really see farting as a serious offense even if it disrupts Its akin to talking, if you had a kid who was constantly (and in a deliberately disruptive way) during your meetings how would you punish. Thats what I see it as, whatever you would do to rectify someone who did that. |
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Post by bobgoodman on Aug 18, 2021 10:22:15 GMT -6
My guts have been overactive my whole life. Food that doesn't bother other people gives me gas. Food that gives other people gas gives me diarrhea. Or, I just get gas, diarrhea, and bowel movements that seem to have no definite beginning or end, just because. Daddy nicknamed me as a baby, before I could talk, "Toot Toot". Once I was toilet trained, Mother thought I never wiped enough; eventually I realized that was not the case. As an adult I confirmed I was producing "skid marks" or worse in my underpants many hours after my anus was thoroughly clean.
The only thing that stopped it was severe low-carb (Atkins induction), but that produced severe constipation and led to weight gain. (I'd been hoping to lose weight!) No other sort of elimination diet has enough effect on it to be worthwhile. And to back up what Larrymoe wrote, foods that are "good for you" seem particularly bad for this.
In any but the shortest of short runs, farting is involuntary. If you hold it in now, you're only going to let it out shortly anyway, and you really can't time it reliably. However, athletic activity is very conducive to squeezing out what gas you have, so football practice is likely to be an environment where you'll be farting more than the rest of the day.
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Post by CS on Aug 18, 2021 11:12:27 GMT -6
Then to move him from drills and meetings. Can’t really see farting as a serious offense even if it disrupts What if it’s disrupts classroom? Remove him class? Absolutely |
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Post by CS on Aug 18, 2021 11:13:54 GMT -6
Then to move him from drills and meetings. Can’t really see farting as a serious offense even if it disrupts Its akin to talking, if you had a kid who was constantly (and in a deliberately disruptive way) during your meetings how would you punish. Thats what I see it as, whatever you would do to rectify someone who did that. Think about defending that to administration. I can defend that he wouldn’t shut the fuk up not that he was farting too much. Plus they could easily say he can’t help it, but everyone can shut the fuk up |
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Post by carookie on Aug 18, 2021 12:13:28 GMT -6
Its akin to talking, if you had a kid who was constantly (and in a deliberately disruptive way) during your meetings how would you punish. Thats what I see it as, whatever you would do to rectify someone who did that. Think about defending that to administration. I can defend that he wouldn’t shut the fuk up not that he was farting too much. Plus they could easily say he can’t help it, but everyone can shut the fuk up Oh I know, thats why I said to check and make sure there is no medical condition causing it. I mean if I had a kid who kept constantly farting in class I think there would be consequences. But I guess I look at it as something you can control |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2021 13:02:35 GMT -6
What if it’s disrupts classroom? Remove him class? Absolutely Explain that to administration, with a medical issue, much less without one. and the parents wont help? “Bye bye football player.” |
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Post by CS on Aug 18, 2021 18:47:55 GMT -6
Explain that to administration, with a medical issue, much less without one. and the parents wont help? “Bye bye football player.” I refuse to get in a debate on a farting thread |
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Post by Defcord on Aug 19, 2021 3:02:55 GMT -6
Explain that to administration, with a medical issue, much less without one. and the parents wont help? “Bye bye football player.” I refuse to get in a debate on a farting thread Looks like you just ran out of gas Coach! |
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Post by bobgoodman on Aug 19, 2021 7:49:14 GMT -6
Think about defending that to administration. I can defend that he wouldn’t shut the fuk up not that he was farting too much. Plus they could easily say he can’t help it, but everyone can shut the fuk up Oh I know, thats why I said to check and make sure there is no medical condition causing it. I mean if I had a kid who kept constantly farting in class I think there would be consequences. But I guess I look at it as something you can control I think the administration would be correct to assume (if you've no evidence to the contrary) that farting is not behavior, while talking is. As to "medical condition causing it", would it make things any better if it were given a medical name? Because that's all it'd be. Once in a while excessive gas is caused by some other medical condition, but usually it's idiopathic, and it would just be a matter of a doctor saying, "Your son has a lot of gas. Here's my bill." Because ruling out some other condition like regional enteritis or Crohn's disease or some such would still leave the majority of gassy people as just plain gassy people. |
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Post by tog on Aug 19, 2021 17:30:15 GMT -6
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