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Post by jrandolph on Aug 12, 2021 18:51:54 GMT -6
So, I coach a HS Football team. One of my players shows great potential on the field, but he keeps disrupting practice when he farts. He farts several times per practice, and has also stunk up the locker room on multiple occasions. I've tried reprimanding him, making him do extra pushups, sprints, etc., and even told his parents about the situation. But, no matter the approach I try, it goes through one of his ears and out of the other. The other boys don't even laugh anymore when he farts, they're mortified.
How do I stop this excessive farting behavior?
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Post by blb on Aug 12, 2021 19:05:33 GMT -6
Tell him "Your voice has changed but your breath is the same."
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Post by larrymoe on Aug 12, 2021 19:17:45 GMT -6
This is really happening on here?
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Post by tog on Aug 12, 2021 20:19:44 GMT -6
This is really happening on here? my ol room in college was probably 10x10 we had shirts over noses was a thing blb you got this if it turns beyond that kind of fun ol talk |
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Post by freezeoption on Aug 12, 2021 20:36:50 GMT -6
I had a athlete that had some intestinal problems. His farts could drop a horse. I had him sit in the hall when he felt a episode come on. In sports he was able to move so he could go off and take care of business. The thing here is he doesn't care. If it interrupts practice that bad and he won't change then he needs to be away from the squad. Make him a filmer. I would put him in the press box with the opposite team. Always talk with administration and ask for help or counselor. I can't believe parents are not going to try and help. That stinks.
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Post by carookie on Aug 12, 2021 20:39:33 GMT -6
FIRST- Make sure he doesnt have any sort of medical condition where they could argue it leads to him having gas. Otherwise you are punishing his condition, and that is a no-no nowadays (once something has been diagnosed you have to accept it).
Then I would lay off the punishment drills and just call him out and kick him out. Next time he pulls that, get your most serious grown man face and bluntly ask him, "man what the hell's wrong with you? You pull that 5th grade nonsense on my team? We got grown men in here, you take that childish nonsense out" Then have him leave the building/drill/whatever; and you let everyone else know that if they want to giggle or act the fool they can leave too.
Once he's out and away from the situation, have a coach let him know he isnt welcome on the time if he is going to be disruptive. Balls in his court.
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Post by 19delta on Aug 12, 2021 21:25:39 GMT -6
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Post by 19delta on Aug 12, 2021 21:28:48 GMT -6
I had a athlete that had some intestinal problems. His farts could drop a horse. I had him sit in the hall when he felt a episode come on. In sports he was able to move so he could go off and take care of business. The thing here is he doesn't care. If it interrupts practice that bad and he won't change then he needs to be away from the squad. Make him a filmer. I would put him in the press box with the opposite team. Always talk with administration and ask for help or counselor. I can't believe parents are not going to try and help. That stinks. Used to work with a PE teacher/basketball coach who had irritable bowel syndrome. When he was having a rough day, he would let us know first thing in the morning and we would all steer clear of the coaches office. |
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Post by 19delta on Aug 12, 2021 21:31:47 GMT -6
So, I coach a HS Football team. One of my players shows great potential on the field, but he keeps disrupting practice when he farts. He farts several times per practice, and has also stunk up the locker room on multiple occasions. I've tried reprimanding him, making him do extra pushups, sprints, etc., and even told his parents about the situation. But, no matter the approach I try, it goes through one of his ears and out of the other. The other boys don't even laugh anymore when he farts, they're mortified. How do I stop this excessive farting behavior? I'm assuming the kid eats like sh*t. Probably a lot of cheesy, fried, greasy stuff. Is he lactose intolerant, by chance? |
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Post by larrymoe on Aug 13, 2021 6:32:24 GMT -6
So, I coach a HS Football team. One of my players shows great potential on the field, but he keeps disrupting practice when he farts. He farts several times per practice, and has also stunk up the locker room on multiple occasions. I've tried reprimanding him, making him do extra pushups, sprints, etc., and even told his parents about the situation. But, no matter the approach I try, it goes through one of his ears and out of the other. The other boys don't even laugh anymore when he farts, they're mortified. How do I stop this excessive farting behavior? I'm assuming the kid eats like sh*t. Probably a lot of cheesy, fried, greasy stuff. Is he lactose intolerant, by chance? I have far worse gas when I eat cleaner than I do when it's bad for me. I have never smelled worse than when I weighed 255 and was clean eating. |
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Post by larrymoe on Aug 13, 2021 6:34:06 GMT -6
Forget punishment conditioning for breaking rules, this kid gets it for farming.
Ponder that for a minute...
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Post by 19delta on Aug 13, 2021 7:47:37 GMT -6
I'm assuming the kid eats like sh*t. Probably a lot of cheesy, fried, greasy stuff. Is he lactose intolerant, by chance? I have far worse gas when I eat cleaner than I do when it's bad for me. I have never smelled worse than when I weighed 255 and was clean eating. I doubt highly that a high school kid is eating clean. |
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Post by NC1974 on Aug 13, 2021 8:35:12 GMT -6
Does anyone else think that this might be a troll? I have no evidence, but there is a small party of me that thinks something "stinks".....pun intended.
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Post by blb on Aug 13, 2021 9:54:42 GMT -6
Does anyone else think that this might be a troll? I have no evidence, but there is a small party of me that thinks something "stinks".....pun intended. Very possible, jrandolph's Post #1 (and only). |
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Post by larrymoe on Aug 13, 2021 16:07:12 GMT -6
I have far worse gas when I eat cleaner than I do when it's bad for me. I have never smelled worse than when I weighed 255 and was clean eating. I doubt highly that a high school kid is eating clean. Oh, I doubt it too. Was just saying I've found the opposite to be true. |
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Post by nicku on Aug 15, 2021 14:43:52 GMT -6
Kid sounds awesome
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Post by blb on Aug 15, 2021 15:21:45 GMT -6
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Post by jrandolph on Aug 15, 2021 21:31:57 GMT -6
FIRST- Make sure he doesnt have any sort of medical condition where they could argue it leads to him having gas. Otherwise you are punishing his condition, and that is a no-no nowadays (once something has been diagnosed you have to accept it). Then I would lay off the punishment drills and just call him out and kick him out. Next time he pulls that, get your most serious grown man face and bluntly ask him, "man what the hell's wrong with you? You pull that 5th grade nonsense on my team? We got grown men in here, you take that childish nonsense out" Then have him leave the building/drill/whatever; and you let everyone else know that if they want to giggle or act the fool they can leave too. Once he's out and away from the situation, have a coach let him know he isnt welcome on the time if he is going to be disruptive. Balls in his court. I have talked to his parents further about the situation since I posted this thread. He does not have any known particular gastrointestinal issues or other conditions. I think he purposely eats high-carbs so that he can disrupt practice at will. |
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Post by carookie on Aug 15, 2021 21:37:18 GMT -6
FIRST- Make sure he doesnt have any sort of medical condition where they could argue it leads to him having gas. Otherwise you are punishing his condition, and that is a no-no nowadays (once something has been diagnosed you have to accept it). Then I would lay off the punishment drills and just call him out and kick him out. Next time he pulls that, get your most serious grown man face and bluntly ask him, "man what the hell's wrong with you? You pull that 5th grade nonsense on my team? We got grown men in here, you take that childish nonsense out" Then have him leave the building/drill/whatever; and you let everyone else know that if they want to giggle or act the fool they can leave too. Once he's out and away from the situation, have a coach let him know he isnt welcome on the time if he is going to be disruptive. Balls in his court. I have talked to his parents further about the situation since I posted this thread. He does not have any known particular gastrointestinal issues or other conditions. I think he purposely eats high-carbs so that he can disrupt practice at will. And there you go, he is continually being disruptive to the learning environment and the ability for others to grow and preform at their best, to me thats cause for being removed. |
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Post by larrymoe on Aug 16, 2021 7:53:00 GMT -6
Why'd you get kicked off the football team?
I farted too much...
I mean, that seriously makes sense to you guys?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 8:05:45 GMT -6
Why'd you get kicked off the football team? I farted too much... I mean, that seriously makes sense to you guys? If it’s disruptive? ABSOLUTELY. No different than fighting, talking smack etc…etc… |
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Post by nicku on Aug 16, 2021 8:58:40 GMT -6
Lot of pinkeye on that team
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Post by fkaboneyard on Aug 16, 2021 9:24:19 GMT -6
When I was coaching JV the center started shotgunning Fiber One brownies and eating copious amounts of Kashi cereal for the express purpose of farting on the QB's hands. He was exactly the kid that you would imagine would think something like that up. I'll admit that at first it was funny and I had a difficult time hiding my reaction but it quickly became a distraction. After awhile I told the kid he was going to lose his spot and he stopped, though he would throw a day in about every two weeks and then just go, "Coach, I can't help it, I suffer from occasional stomach upset". He was a complete moron and I loved him.
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Post by carookie on Aug 16, 2021 14:10:20 GMT -6
Why'd you get kicked off the football team? I farted too much... I mean, that seriously makes sense to you guys? If it comes to that, then he got kicked off for being disruptive to the team, farting was just the way that he was disruptive. |
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Post by fantom on Aug 16, 2021 14:25:11 GMT -6
OK, I'm having a problem with the idea of throwing a kid off of the team for farting. We've had a guy or two with that problem and, if it's really bad, we moved the drill. I'm also trying to picture that phone call, "Mr. Jones, why does Johnny fart so much?'. None of this makes sense to me.
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Post by bobgoodman on Aug 16, 2021 15:26:18 GMT -6
FIRST- Make sure he doesnt have any sort of medical condition where they could argue it leads to him having gas. Otherwise you are punishing his condition, and that is a no-no nowadays (once something has been diagnosed you have to accept it). Then I would lay off the punishment drills and just call him out and kick him out. Next time he pulls that, get your most serious grown man face and bluntly ask him, "man what the hell's wrong with you? You pull that 5th grade nonsense on my team? We got grown men in here, you take that childish nonsense out" Then have him leave the building/drill/whatever; and you let everyone else know that if they want to giggle or act the fool they can leave too. Once he's out and away from the situation, have a coach let him know he isnt welcome on the time if he is going to be disruptive. Balls in his court. I have talked to his parents further about the situation since I posted this thread. He does not have any known particular gastrointestinal issues or other conditions. I think he purposely eats high-carbs so that he can disrupt practice at will. You mean his parents say he's not like that at home? That could be true, or they could all be gassy in that family so nobody notices. |
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Post by carookie on Aug 16, 2021 19:23:03 GMT -6
OK, I'm having a problem with the idea of throwing a kid off of the team for farting. We've had a guy or two with that problem and, if it's really bad, we moved the drill. I'm also trying to picture that phone call, "Mr. Jones, why does Johnny fart so much?'. None of this makes sense to me. Maybe I am reading this differently, but I assumed he meant the kid is doing it intentionally just to be disruptive. In the middle of meetings, in the huddle, before a play, etc. Just to get a rise, get some attention and be disruptive (which some people enjoy doing). |
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Post by coachwoodall on Aug 17, 2021 5:40:03 GMT -6
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Post by CS on Aug 17, 2021 19:48:39 GMT -6
OK, I'm having a problem with the idea of throwing a kid off of the team for farting. We've had a guy or two with that problem and, if it's really bad, we moved the drill. I'm also trying to picture that phone call, "Mr. Jones, why does Johnny fart so much?'. None of this makes sense to me. Maybe I am reading this differently, but I assumed he meant the kid is doing it intentionally just to be disruptive. In the middle of meetings, in the huddle, before a play, etc. Just to get a rise, get some attention and be disruptive (which some people enjoy doing). Then to move him from drills and meetings. Can’t really see farting as a serious offense even if it disrupts |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2021 19:50:10 GMT -6
Maybe I am reading this differently, but I assumed he meant the kid is doing it intentionally just to be disruptive. In the middle of meetings, in the huddle, before a play, etc. Just to get a rise, get some attention and be disruptive (which some people enjoy doing). Then to move him from drills and meetings. Can’t really see farting as a serious offense even if it disrupts What if it’s disrupts classroom? Remove him class? |
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