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Post by CanyonCoach on Jan 13, 2016 10:27:07 GMT -6
Got back from a great AFCA conference just in time to give end of semester tests.
A student says welcome back and then says
"My mom thinks you look like you have a little downs syndrome...and that is way I don't really think you know what you are talking about."
so i got that going for me......
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Post by hunhdisciple on Jan 13, 2016 11:04:09 GMT -6
Hey, at least they know what that is.
Almost all of our parents would have said "that un thur, he looks like he'z plum tartet n the head!"
Always find the bright side.
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Post by natenator on Jan 13, 2016 11:15:53 GMT -6
Hey, at least they know what that is. Almost all of our parents would have said "that un thur, he looks like he'z plum tartet n the head!" Always find the bright side. Can you translate into English for us non rednecks? Lol |
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Post by John Knight on Jan 13, 2016 11:20:38 GMT -6
Tartet means retarded in the redneck/ignernt(ignorant) vernacular.
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Post by natenator on Jan 13, 2016 11:23:11 GMT -6
Tartet means retarded in the redneck/ignernt(ignorant) vernacular. Must be a special language since not even Google had a listing for it in that context lol |
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Post by hunhdisciple on Jan 13, 2016 11:24:51 GMT -6
Tartet means retarded in the redneck/ignernt(ignorant) vernacular. Must be a special language since not even Google had a listing for it in that context lol Redneck is more than a special language. It's a special culture, too. There are plenty of kids who I can't understand. It's all just my best guess on what they mean. |
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Post by natenator on Jan 13, 2016 11:26:31 GMT -6
Must be a special language since not even Google had a listing for it in that context lol Redneck is more than a special language. It's a special culture, too. There are plenty of kids who I can't understand. It's all just my best guess on what they mean. I've watched the TV show 'Swamp People' and I have to have my phone nearby so I can Google terms to figure out WTF they're talking about lmao |
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Post by John Knight on Jan 13, 2016 11:34:56 GMT -6
I grew up and live in Appalachia, Southern OHIA (sic) we don't say o hi o unless we are watching the Buckeyes!
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Post by spos21ram on Jan 13, 2016 11:43:14 GMT -6
We have an asst. coach that had the nickname "corky" in high school and although he hates it, some people still call him that....corky from life goes on.
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Post by John Knight on Jan 13, 2016 11:57:55 GMT -6
OUCH
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Post by fantom on Jan 13, 2016 12:05:32 GMT -6
We have an asst. coach that had the nickname "corky" in high school and although he hates it, some people still call him that....corky from life goes on. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using proboards Well, you don't get to pick your nickname. As much as you may want people to call you T-bone, you still may end up being Koko. |
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Post by John Knight on Jan 13, 2016 12:09:32 GMT -6
Or even Fruit Loops instead of Rocketman!
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Post by coachwoodall on Jan 13, 2016 20:24:43 GMT -6
Hey, if you're called by your given name then you ain't from here.
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Post by chi5hi on Jan 13, 2016 23:08:35 GMT -6
Redneck is more than a special language. It's a special culture, too. There are plenty of kids who I can't understand. It's all just my best guess on what they mean. I've watched the TV show 'Swamp People' and I have to have my phone nearby so I can Google terms to figure out WTF they're talking about lmao Redneck #1 to Redneck #2: 1. MR mice. 2. MR not mice. 1. OSAR...CM EDBD FEET? 2. LIB...MR mice! translation: 1. Them are mice. 2. Them are not mice. 1. Oh yes they are. See them itty-bitty feet? 2. Well, I'll be..Them ARE mice! |
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Post by utchuckd on Jan 14, 2016 7:42:42 GMT -6
Hey, at least they know what that is. Almost all of our parents would have said "that un thur, he looks like he'z plum tartet n the head!" Always find the bright side. Understood every word. But I grew up taking my IQ tests at Cracker Barrel. |
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Post by spos21ram on Jan 14, 2016 12:43:33 GMT -6
We have an asst. coach that had the nickname "corky" in high school and although he hates it, some people still call him that....corky from life goes on. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using proboards Well, you don't get to pick your nickname. As much as you may want people to call you T-bone, you still may end up being Koko. Number 00 |
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Post by cqmiller on Jan 14, 2016 12:50:25 GMT -6
canyoncoachHey Todd, at least you didn't have to close out my tab after I got kicked out of a bar this year! I guess the kid will realize you do know wtf you are doing when he bombs the test on all the stuff you tried to teach him. Nice seeing you and your wife in San Antonio. See you in Nashville next year!
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