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Post by tog on Dec 31, 2005 15:48:18 GMT -6
I will, and I don't even know the rules.
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Post by coachbb on Dec 31, 2005 16:15:32 GMT -6
Rule #1: "The pardner". A person is picked to be the pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "pardner", the pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new pardner, and so on and so on. The pardner must wear a special "pardner" hat.
Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks". However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.
Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the pardner in the arm.
Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man", they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man". That person then becomes "That Man". If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace", The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man".
Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Everytime Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH!", as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.
Alternate Rule #5: "Budweiser". If the game is sponsered by Budweiser and not DP, Everytime Brent says "Budweiser" everyone has to yell out "THIS BUD'S FOR YOU!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must say "TRUE", as if in a Budweiser commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.
Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute" everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the pardner must do a shot.
Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the {censored} up Brent", drink 2, and punch the pardner in the arm.
Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a non-Big 10 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11 schools in the Big 10.
Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.
Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man". Rule also applies to "Gary, My Friend", But Rule 14 still applies
Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.
Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.
Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1
Rule #14: "My Friend". Every pardner gets to choose a "Friend". The friend must always get up to get the pardner another drink (since the pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the pardner in the arm for making him get up so much..
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Post by tog on Dec 31, 2005 16:21:26 GMT -6
brent has been a mockery of himself for years
i really like how he has started in the last few years calling the names of plays in football terms (wrongly 90% of the time)
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Post by Coach Huey on Dec 31, 2005 16:26:09 GMT -6
ya'll all of a sudden how many teams play "tampa 2" or "2 tampa"? hahahahahaha....just because weis made a remark about it after the usc game, now commentators want to remark on their "knowledge" of coaching defense and call it that...
i laugh at such stuff....shut up and just say what happened, don't try to detail it.
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Post by groundchuck on Dec 31, 2005 17:28:24 GMT -6
Wow what a diverse thread. All I wanted was the differnces in the prevelent offenses in college football today. But we have offered so much more...a new drinking game!
Okay so whuch commentators do seem knowledgable?
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Post by Coach Huey on Dec 31, 2005 17:33:41 GMT -6
i like phil simms
aikman's alright
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Post by bigdaddyd on Dec 31, 2005 18:20:31 GMT -6
Phil Sims is very knowledgeable but also very annoying...
Another one who fits into the same category is Chris Collinsworth.
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Post by groundchuck on Dec 31, 2005 20:25:38 GMT -6
College games: Bill Curry is good. I heard him speak at a clinic a few years ago. Good speaker too.
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Post by coachdawhip on Jan 1, 2006 10:31:02 GMT -6
Well, hopefully you won't be hearing Bill Curry next season as he is suppose to be coming back to the Alma Mater as our new AD!!! Georgia Ins. of Tech.
I like Bob Davie and Mike Trico and Mike Goffried on the college level.
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Post by saintrad on Jan 1, 2006 10:57:00 GMT -6
bob davie, kirk herbstreit, and everyone's fav... Keith Jackson.. WHOOOAAA NELLYY!!!!!
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Post by sls on Jan 1, 2006 11:44:11 GMT -6
It will be good for Bill Curry to get back into the schools, I think he is to good of a man to be wasted in TV.
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