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Post by newhope on Jun 12, 2013 14:32:03 GMT -6
I just had to share: With summer workouts starting, we're getting physical forms in from parents. One of the questions parents must answer on the form is about Family History: "Has any family member had a sudden, unexpected death before age 50?" to which the parent checked yes. Under that it says "Elaborate on any yes answers", so the parent writes "Great uncle stabbed in the chest"
I love my job
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Post by Chris Clement on Jun 12, 2013 15:12:53 GMT -6
That is rich.
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Post by realdawg on Jun 13, 2013 3:58:07 GMT -6
LOL. Sounds about like our place.
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Post by fantom on Jun 13, 2013 8:14:30 GMT -6
I just had to share: With summer workouts starting, we're getting physical forms in from parents. One of the questions parents must answer on the form is about Family History: "Has any family member had a sudden, unexpected death before age 50?" to which the parent checked yes. Under that it says "Elaborate on any yes answers", so the parent writes "Great uncle stabbed in the chest" I love my job Hmm, family history of heart problems. |
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Post by dubber on Jun 13, 2013 8:48:17 GMT -6
I occasionally share stuff from this site with my wife.........she loved this as much as I do.
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Post by eghscoach on Jun 22, 2013 7:34:12 GMT -6
Had a friend who coaches middle school football in Alabama. Had a first time player who's mom answered "Medications Taken Regularly?" question with Flintstone vitamins!
Best part is the kid stuck with it and became one of his best players!
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Post by coachwoodall on Jun 23, 2013 7:03:20 GMT -6
I have had a couple kids fill out the section on how often they have their menstrual cycle.
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Post by coachd5085 on Jun 23, 2013 7:59:01 GMT -6
I have had a couple kids fill out the section on how often they have their menstrual cycle. "Son---have you considered Debate Team? "  |
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Post by blb on Jun 23, 2013 8:04:07 GMT -6
I have had a couple kids fill out the section on how often they have their menstrual cycle. "Son---have you considered Debate Team? " Heyyyyy - I was on Debate team. And Forensics. Come to think of it, that might explain a lot. |
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Post by realdawg on Jun 24, 2013 4:01:08 GMT -6
Just last week we caught a freshmen who filled out his own physical form. Got caught because he wrote that he was 6 foot 10 inches tall. LOL.
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Post by coachcb on Jun 25, 2013 6:15:23 GMT -6
I have had a couple kids fill out the section on how often they have their menstrual cycle. Are you in one of those areas where you can't solve crime because there's no teeth and all of the DNA matches? |
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Post by coachwoodall on Jun 25, 2013 7:11:00 GMT -6
That was the next county over.
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Post by coachcb on Jun 28, 2013 11:25:40 GMT -6
That's awesome. Unfortunately I'm at a private school now, I don't have any kids that will provide those kinds of stories anymore. It's a sad day. I miss that. Bullchit. You'll miss for all of about five minutes. You're still in a state of shock, realizing how good you have it. ; ) |
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Post by blb on Jun 28, 2013 13:27:53 GMT -6
That's awesome. Unfortunately I'm at a private school now, I don't have any kids that will provide those kinds of stories anymore. It's a sad day. I miss that. dc, you - at a private school? Don't worry about the kids - YOU will be the well-spring of the stories now! |
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Post by fantom on Jun 28, 2013 13:46:40 GMT -6
That's awesome. Unfortunately I'm at a private school now, I don't have any kids that will provide those kinds of stories anymore. It's a sad day. I miss that. Oh, I think you're in for a surprise. Whether kids are smart or dumb, some of them will still be dopey. |
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Post by simione916 on Jun 30, 2013 22:30:54 GMT -6
Love it. Many of us can relate to this post lmao
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Post by larrymoe on Jul 1, 2013 8:52:18 GMT -6
One time I had a kid miss a practice on Thursday. His mom calls me that night and says-
"Sorry Fred couldn't be at practice he had to go to the doctor."
Me- "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope everything's Ok."
"Ya. They said Fred's got the diabetus. But he should be over it by Monday and be back at practice."
I just said Ok and hung up the phone.
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Post by fantom on Jul 1, 2013 8:57:51 GMT -6
I don't know. I asked my 2 safeties the other day "one of you two need to call coverage...what's your GPA?" safety #1 said "3.8" I asked the other "what's your GPA?" safety #2 said "4.0" I didn't have an intelligent quip for those answers. I've never had that problem before. My previous school all I heard was "IDK...I'm eligible" Yeah, but intelligence doesn't eliminate dopiness. One of the smartest kids I've ever coached, in his first JV game the ref dropped his flag for a penalty and the kid picked it up saying, "Excuse me Sir, you dropped this". He was serious but it took some fast talking for the JV coach to convince the official of that. |
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Post by jrobins on Jul 4, 2013 0:35:01 GMT -6
haha I also like reading the parents email addresses. moisthoney69 is my favorite this year
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Post by jpdaley25 on Jul 4, 2013 7:34:14 GMT -6
Me: why did you miss practice yesterday?
Kid: I had to go to the doctor in Chattanooga and get a bone marrow transplant.
Me: did it hurt?
Kid: No they numbed my head.
Me: How did they do it.
Kid:I They put me in one of those tube thingys.
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Post by Chris Clement on Jul 4, 2013 15:21:08 GMT -6
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Post by blb on Jul 4, 2013 15:40:07 GMT -6
Ahh, the joys of coaching HS Football...
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Post by fantom on Jul 4, 2013 16:13:13 GMT -6
Had a surprise last year: Under "Medications" somebody wrote "Birth control". One of our female managers who also plays another sport got her form filed with ours (it was a surprise because we hadn't had any girls signed up to play). .
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Post by blb on Jul 4, 2013 16:28:46 GMT -6
Had a surprise last year: Under "Medications" somebody wrote "Birth control". One of our female managers who also plays another sport got her form filed with ours (it was a surprise because we hadn't had any girls signed up to play). . Maybe she was trying to give you a "heads up"... So to speak. |
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