Post by tog on Sept 27, 2006 6:43:15 GMT -6
a buddy of mine sent this to me
it brings up a nice topic of discussion
A guy goes to the athletic director/head fb coach to apply for a job.
The A.D./FB coach asks him, "Have you been in
the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three
years."
The A.D./FB coach says, "That will give you
extra points toward employment" and then asks,
"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round
exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The A.D./FB coach tells the guy, "Okay, I can
hire you right now. The saturday hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow morning. Come in at 10:00
A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are
from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me
to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a football job," the A.D./FB coach says.
"For the first two hours we just sit around scratching
our balls... no point in you coming in for that
it brings up a nice topic of discussion
A guy goes to the athletic director/head fb coach to apply for a job.
The A.D./FB coach asks him, "Have you been in
the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three
years."
The A.D./FB coach says, "That will give you
extra points toward employment" and then asks,
"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round
exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The A.D./FB coach tells the guy, "Okay, I can
hire you right now. The saturday hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow morning. Come in at 10:00
A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are
from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me
to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a football job," the A.D./FB coach says.
"For the first two hours we just sit around scratching
our balls... no point in you coming in for that
