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Post by okpowerspread on Dec 6, 2006 10:13:14 GMT -6
Dear Santa,
Please bring me some speed on defense. We need LB's and DB's that can run with USC, MIchigan, and OSU. I will be leaving milk and cookies under "Touchdown Jesus"
Love,
Charlie
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Post by okpowerspread on Dec 6, 2006 10:17:36 GMT -6
We are supposed to move into our new facility by March. I am hoping it's done by May. Would like some new headphones also. Hope everyone's season went well and hope you all enjoy the holidays. Thanks for all the great information, advice, and knowledge. Coach Huey you have created a great resource for coaches and there are some really good ones on here.
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Post by brophy on Dec 6, 2006 10:17:39 GMT -6
seven aggressive coaches
..six DVD burners
...five Somoan linemen,
......four 6'5" receivers
.........three 6th year seniors
............two 4.3 safeties
................and a deep-pocket AD!
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Post by tothehouse on Dec 6, 2006 10:30:15 GMT -6
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 12 all league players
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 11 hats to the ball
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 10 points per game or less on defense
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 9 disc DVD burner
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 8 Playstation 3 games
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 7(0)% completion rate
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 6 shut out/blow outs
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 5 Blitzers blitzing
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 4 section titles (have three right now)
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 3 studly secondary players
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 2 deep at every position
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 1 Great Bowl Week Celebration!!!
And a partridge in a pear tree.
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Post by knighter on Dec 6, 2006 10:56:14 GMT -6
12 more touchdowns strategically placed by myself.
11 more "players" not just bodies.
10 more created turnovers.
9 fewer penalties
8 more first downs
7 cans of skoal
6 large pizzas
5 offensive linemen
4 running backs
3 tight ends
2 quality qb's
and an endless keg of coors light!
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Post by wildcat on Dec 6, 2006 11:07:01 GMT -6
Dear Santa, Please bring me some speed on defense. We need LB's and DB's that can run with USC, MIchigan, and OSU. I will be leaving milk and cookies under "Touchdown Jesus" Love, Charlie P.S. The milk will probably still be there, but I got hungry and ate all the cookies. |
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Post by jdwatters on Dec 6, 2006 11:16:59 GMT -6
Dear Santa,
I have been a good coach this year. Please place me at a job I will enjoy and not make me regret leaving my OC job at the middle school level.
Love,
John
P.S. Could you also please make sure your nemesis The Grinch, or as we like to call him Mr. Official, not make any calls that single-handedly decide the game? Thanks again...
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coachf
Freshmen Member
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Post by coachf on Dec 6, 2006 11:21:28 GMT -6
Dear Santa,
I would really like some athletes. Really good ones, that know how to play football. I would also like for you to eliminate 1/2 of our fans. Keep the ones who are actually there for the kids. I would also enjoy a supportive district. You know give them some coal until they start treating the teachers/coaches right. I would also like an A-Team Reunion movie...see what you can get together.
I will leave you some steak, instead of cookies.
Holiday Greetings,
coachf
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Post by fbdoc on Dec 6, 2006 11:23:51 GMT -6
Peace on Earth, Goodwill toward men...
And just one more player - any size, any speed, any skill level ...
whose dad wants to donate a state of the art stadium, field, weight room, editing system, offices, and ...
OK, I guess I'll settle for the first one, and a few coaches shirts.
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Post by wingt74 on Dec 6, 2006 11:37:19 GMT -6
speed
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Post by saintrad on Dec 6, 2006 12:15:33 GMT -6
an all-state offensive and defensive line
a "clue" for the 9th grade coach that is missing it
a hefty athletic budget
and a practice field
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Post by knighter on Dec 6, 2006 15:26:18 GMT -6
Saint-
Will trade you one clue for your 9th grade coach for a large pepperoni and sausage pizza with extra sauce!
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herky
Sophomore Member
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Post by herky on Dec 6, 2006 15:33:12 GMT -6
Hey big guy,
I'd take an ass kicking of the longhorns. GO HAWKS!!
Oh...and a Lexus.
XOXO
Herky
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Post by brophy on Dec 6, 2006 15:38:50 GMT -6
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Jessica Alba and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.
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Post by knighter on Dec 6, 2006 15:38:53 GMT -6
herky
i 2nd that
and another austin todd would be good too!
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Post by tog on Dec 6, 2006 15:56:04 GMT -6
Hey big guy, I'd take an a ss kicking of the longhorns. GO HAWKS!! Oh...and a Lexus. XOXO Herky doin what i can baby UT longhorns is who she means btw |
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Post by groundchuck on Dec 6, 2006 16:09:18 GMT -6
Dear Santa,
I have been very good this year, even though the team was only 6-5. To begin with I would like you to bring my team a cloning machine. We have exactly one stud. If we could put him on the field at all 22 positions we might have a chance of being pretty good.
I would like a Super Bowl Trophy to be paraded through the streets of Chicago. You might need to bring Lovie Smith a new QB before that can happen.
Oh, and I will take a Playstation 3 and two games.
Thanks,
Groundchuck
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Post by wildcat on Dec 6, 2006 16:23:37 GMT -6
Brophy - What's up with substituting Jessica Alba for Rosanna Arquette?   |
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