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Post by utchuckd on Aug 13, 2006 14:53:21 GMT -6
you are accused on an internet message board of getting your plays from Madden.   I've arrived! (even though i don't even own a video game system ;D) |
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kakavian
Sophomore Member
Where's the ball, boy? Find the ball.
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Post by kakavian on Aug 14, 2006 9:12:54 GMT -6
When you see something you thought up all on your own in the playbook on NCAA 07...
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Post by brophy on Aug 14, 2006 9:15:17 GMT -6
when you get violent threats from parents.........................  |
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Post by coachcb on Aug 14, 2006 9:42:23 GMT -6
When a college kid, who was just turned down for a GA position, with no coaching experience informs you that there are only 2 offenses that work in HS football- 5 Wide Air Raid and Double Tight I form. Oh, and and he also feels that "option coaches need to get with the times"
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Post by phantom on Aug 14, 2006 12:55:34 GMT -6
You get back from vacation, somebody asks how it was, and you answer that you won't know until you see the film.
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Post by tothehouse on Aug 14, 2006 13:12:00 GMT -6
Phantom - Awesome post. I am going to use that from now on.....I guess I wasn't a real coach until NOW!
House
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Post by coachcalande on Aug 14, 2006 18:25:07 GMT -6
when parents call you to tell you there kid wont be at camp because of a "planned for a long time" event...and you reply "i can understand not wanting to cancel something you have planned for...i planned for camp all year"
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Post by phantom on Aug 14, 2006 19:35:48 GMT -6
Phantom - Awesome post. I am going to use that from now on.....I guess I wasn't a real coach until NOW! House Thanks. You don't want to use the line for your honeymoon, though. |
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Post by tog on Aug 15, 2006 6:29:41 GMT -6
when you have no conference period so you can work freshman athletics
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Post by dacoachmo on Aug 15, 2006 6:49:00 GMT -6
You get knocked down on the sidelines during a game...then with experience you recognize when the play is coming and side step it to see someone else get whacked!!
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Post by senatorblutarsky on Aug 15, 2006 20:29:31 GMT -6
Phantom... hilarious:
You get back from vacation, somebody asks how it was, and you answer that you won't know until you see the film.
My second favorite line on the board (first is coachd's):
"p***y is UNDEFEATED"
Anyway... when you are called "football nazi", "football fascist" and "hard-core"... and they meant it as an insult... but it was received as complimentary.
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Post by groundchuck on Aug 15, 2006 21:25:36 GMT -6
when you don't letter a kid for good reason then find out the kid's mommy called the principal...so the principal gave him a varsity letter.
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Post by wingt74 on Aug 17, 2006 9:10:20 GMT -6
When you're drawing a play on the white board and one of your players asks you "Coach, are we X's or O's?"
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pkeys
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Post by pkeys on Aug 17, 2006 10:08:46 GMT -6
You know your a ball coach when the happiest day of your year is the first practice in pads and the happiest days of your life are when former players come to see you and talk about the old days.
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Post by knighter on Aug 17, 2006 14:29:10 GMT -6
amen pkeys
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Post by coachcalande on Aug 17, 2006 19:25:43 GMT -6
when administrators tell you "you got to let them be kids" to slow you down.
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Post by saintrad on Aug 17, 2006 21:54:13 GMT -6
when the pay doesnt matter and the hitting the snot out of the other team does
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Post by djwesp on Aug 18, 2006 23:43:27 GMT -6
When you get accused of "juicing" your players because, "white boys can't run that fast"....
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Post by Yash on Aug 19, 2006 2:10:12 GMT -6
Brand new one tonight! Just happened to us during the game. When one of the JV players tries to hand the coach a fund raising packet DURING the game while the head coach is coaching.
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Post by wingt74 on Aug 19, 2006 5:34:11 GMT -6
when at 6:30 in the morning your on a coaching message board the day of a scrimmage.
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Post by airman on Aug 19, 2006 10:10:27 GMT -6
when a parent or parents say, they like your old school approach and that you remind them of their high school coach from the late1970s or early 1980s.
when a parent tells me they like the old school approach, I know I can yell at their kid and he will not cry.
when you have a for sale sign put in your yard after a loss to a confrence rival who is 1-9 and you are 9-1.
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