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Post by newhope on Mar 9, 2018 9:01:28 GMT -6
After attending a few clinics, we've decided we're going to take our stuff and put together a system we can sell. We've seen enough RPOs, PPOs, RPOs, and even DQO--whatever the heck that is--to last us a lifetime (and yes, we have RPOs in our playbook so don't go thinking this is just the ranting of a two tight, full house backfield dinosaur--far from it--although dinosaur might be right).
Here's what we've assembled so far, and I'd be glad to get some suggestions from some of you as to stuff we can include since we're not going to get rich just coaching high school football:
We're planning to go with the basic concepts of RDB (run the d**n ball), which is rooted in SWD (s**t we do) and depends heavily on the concept of DFU (don'f F up).
We'll also have a defensive system which revolves around similar concepts in which RDB is replaced by STR (stop the run), NBP (no big plays), and of course, being able to quickly ascertain WTFWTSTB (what the f was that supposed to be) and WTFJH (what the F just happened)
We think we've got a winner. Ideas?
This is, in case you haven't figured it out, tongue in cheek
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Post by lmorris on Mar 9, 2018 9:19:33 GMT -6
I think this would be a great system, and sign me up. I am extremely interested in the WTFWTSTB and how you will get that to TLLIFP(that looked like a football play)
We are already attempting the RDB offense with a few RPO's mixed in but pretty sure there are some teams in our conference who can help you with the STR defensive chapter as they were pretty good at it. However, you could probably work with them on the NBP side of things because that was the only way we moved the ball. Pretty sure we lulled them to sleep with our offensive production or lack there of to throw one over the top of their head.
The DFU portion of your program will be priceless to anyones program so I cannot tell you how excited I am to see this portion. Love everything you have done so far lets get this program to its fullest potential.
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Post by silkyice on Mar 9, 2018 9:33:01 GMT -6
After attending a few clinics, we've decided we're going to take our stuff and put together a system we can sell. We've seen enough RPOs, PPOs, RPOs, and even DQO--whatever the heck that is--to last us a lifetime (and yes, we have RPOs in our playbook so don't go thinking this is just the ranting of a two tight, full house backfield dinosaur--far from it--although dinosaur might be right). Here's what we've assembled so far, and I'd be glad to get some suggestions from some of you as to stuff we can include since we're not going to get rich just coaching high school football: We're planning to go with the basic concepts of RDB (run the d**n ball), which is rooted in SWD (s**t we do) and depends heavily on the concept of DFU (don'f F up). We'll also have a defensive system which revolves around similar concepts in which RDB is replaced by STR (stop the run), NBP (no big plays), and of course, being able to quickly ascertain WTFWTSTB (what the f was that supposed to be) and WTFJH (what the F just happened) We think we've got a winner. Ideas? This is, in case you haven't figured it out, tongue in cheek Post of the Year!
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Post by rosey65 on Mar 9, 2018 9:33:40 GMT -6
Does your system stop the Facemelter?
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Post by silkyice on Mar 9, 2018 9:49:57 GMT -6
Does your system stop the Facemelter? IT IS THE FACEMELTER!!!
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Post by newhope on Mar 9, 2018 9:50:05 GMT -6
Does your system stop the Facemelter? Yes, it does. It is as anti-Facemelter as any system on the market currently. The SWD is amazing as long as we maintain the DFU principle.
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Post by newhope on Mar 9, 2018 9:54:19 GMT -6
Does your system stop the Facemelter? IT IS THE FACEMELTER!!! Nah, we melt everything. If the defensive staff can not quickly ascertain and relay to me WTFWTSTB and WTFJH then there is a meltdown which will not only take out the opposing team, but our sideline and most of the stadium as well. The offensive guy in the press box and the QB are also involved heavily in that aspect of the system.
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Post by rosey65 on Mar 9, 2018 10:27:01 GMT -6
Nah, we melt everything. If the defensive staff can not quickly ascertain and relay to me WTFWTSTB and WTFJH then there is a meltdown which will not only take out the opposing team, but our sideline and most of the stadium as well. The offensive guy in the press box and the QB are also involved heavily in that aspect of the system. A couple clarifying questions: 1) how many gurus do we need to consult to run your system? 2) what is the coaching dress code? 3) how many times does each coach get to yell "JUST MAKE THE DURN PLAY" during the game as our only method of instruction? and finally, 4) do we have to #GRIND?
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Post by newhope on Mar 9, 2018 10:43:04 GMT -6
Nah, we melt everything. If the defensive staff can not quickly ascertain and relay to me WTFWTSTB and WTFJH then there is a meltdown which will not only take out the opposing team, but our sideline and most of the stadium as well. The offensive guy in the press box and the QB are also involved heavily in that aspect of the system. A couple clarifying questions: 1) how many gurus do we need to consult to run your system? 2) what is the coaching dress code? 3) how many times does each coach get to yell "JUST MAKE THE DURN PLAY" during the game as our only method of instruction? and finally, 4) do we have to #GRIND? 1. I am the only guru you need to consult. No one else fully understands the SWD. In fact, a number of people already refer to me as "Guru". Many also use "EffU" although I think it has a different connotation. 2. The dress code strictly forbids visors and flip flops being worn at the same time and only allows for defensive coaches to wear their hats backwards. There is, I regret to say, a dinosaur element to the system and I'm sure it will hurt sales. However, you must have some standards. 3. We have a high tolerance for the use of "durn", even when applied in mundane and repetitive situations. As you can tell from the basics I have laid out, most of our staff has progressed far beyond such simple colloquialisms. We are strong adherents to the beauty of being able to be creative in our use of the f-bomb. There is no way to be able to be superior to the Facemelter system without it. In fact, it is known in our system as the FBO (F-bomb option for those of you who may be acronym deficient). 4. No. Hell no. Our system does not in any way allow the use of "Grind" except during visits to certain clubs during clinic system. #GRIND is not something people WANT to do (except, again, in the aforementioned circumstance). We advocate hard work that leads to fun on Friday nights....but it is NOT a grind--it's a joy. Otherwise I wouldn't have spent 45 years doing it. 5. Even though there is no 5 in your questions, I am anticipating a question about culture. No, we have no culture. I refer you back to the section on FBOs.
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Post by rosey65 on Mar 9, 2018 10:46:14 GMT -6
A couple clarifying questions: 1) how many gurus do we need to consult to run your system? 2) what is the coaching dress code? 3) how many times does each coach get to yell "JUST MAKE THE DURN PLAY" during the game as our only method of instruction? and finally, 4) do we have to #GRIND? 1. I am the only guru you need to consult. No one else fully understands the SWD. In fact, a number of people already refer to me as "Guru". Many also use "EffU" although I think it has a different connotation. 2. The dress code strictly forbids visors and flip flops being worn at the same time and only allows for defensive coaches to wear their hats backwards. There is, I regret to say, a dinosaur element to the system and I'm sure it will hurt sales. However, you must have some standards. 3. We have a high tolerance for the use of "durn", even when applied in mundane and repetitive situations. As you can tell from the basics I have laid out, most of our staff has progressed far beyond such simple colloquialisms. We are strong adherents to the beauty of being able to be creative in our use of the f-bomb. There is no way to be able to be superior to the Facemelter system without it. In fact, it is known in our system as the FBO (F-bomb option for those of you who may be acronym deficient). 4. No. Hell no. Our system does not in any way allow the use of "Grind" except during visits to certain clubs during clinic system. #GRIND is not something people WANT to do (except, again, in the aforementioned circumstance). We advocate hard work that leads to fun on Friday nights....but it is NOT a grind--it's a joy. Otherwise I wouldn't have spent 45 years doing it. 5. Even though there is no 5 in your questions, I am anticipating a question about culture. No, we have no culture. I refer you back to the section on FBOs. Makes WAY more sense now!! Thank you for clarifying!!
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Post by newhope on Mar 9, 2018 10:55:42 GMT -6
1. I am the only guru you need to consult. No one else fully understands the SWD. In fact, a number of people already refer to me as "Guru". Many also use "EffU" although I think it has a different connotation. 2. The dress code strictly forbids visors and flip flops being worn at the same time and only allows for defensive coaches to wear their hats backwards. There is, I regret to say, a dinosaur element to the system and I'm sure it will hurt sales. However, you must have some standards. 3. We have a high tolerance for the use of "durn", even when applied in mundane and repetitive situations. As you can tell from the basics I have laid out, most of our staff has progressed far beyond such simple colloquialisms. We are strong adherents to the beauty of being able to be creative in our use of the f-bomb. There is no way to be able to be superior to the Facemelter system without it. In fact, it is known in our system as the FBO (F-bomb option for those of you who may be acronym deficient). 4. No. Hell no. Our system does not in any way allow the use of "Grind" except during visits to certain clubs during clinic system. #GRIND is not something people WANT to do (except, again, in the aforementioned circumstance). We advocate hard work that leads to fun on Friday nights....but it is NOT a grind--it's a joy. Otherwise I wouldn't have spent 45 years doing it. 5. Even though there is no 5 in your questions, I am anticipating a question about culture. No, we have no culture. I refer you back to the section on FBOs. Makes WAY more sense now!! Thank you for clarifying!! I should have pointed out there is a consulting fee required when asking clarifying questions of the guru. However, since we are still in the development stage, I won't bill you. Questions 1, 2 and possibly 4 fit into pre-purchase general information questions, question 3 gets into the actual details of the system--particularly as it relates to the FBO--and we normally charge for that (particularly if you then need help implementing the various facets of the FBO)
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Post by coachfowler on Mar 9, 2018 11:16:21 GMT -6
Does it come with its own visor? Every system that has RPO's needs the visor
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Post by silkyice on Mar 9, 2018 11:27:47 GMT -6
There is, I regret to say, a dinosaur element to the system and I'm sure it will hurt sales. There is, I am excited to say, a t-rex and raptor element that is raw, natural, organic, and caveman like. I'm sure this will explode sales. Hire me as your marketing guy. We can get rich together!
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Post by newhope on Mar 9, 2018 11:37:30 GMT -6
Does it come with its own visor? Every system that has RPO's needs the visor As stated above, while the dinosaur element requires certain standards, we will allow the wearing of visors. However, as also stated above, they may NOT be worn in conjunction with flip flops under any circumstances. With that being said, NO, there is no way we would actually contribute to the proliferation of visors by giving them out. We will, however, be happy to provide a whistle and lanyard which some of these young visor-wearing coaches do not see the need to wear to practice.
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Post by coachddwebb on Mar 9, 2018 13:05:09 GMT -6
Hey in your defense do you have that " Just make the tackle" play as well and the all so famous " Get of that block", if so how much for a copy.
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Post by utchuckd on Mar 10, 2018 7:05:58 GMT -6
I know a couple of guys well-versed in BSB offensive line play (Block SomeBody!) if you want to research it. My experience is it leads to heavy FBO usage.
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Post by jpdaley25 on Mar 10, 2018 8:23:34 GMT -6
I've been searching for the NBN offense (no blocking needed) but nobody's packaged that one for sale yet...this would enable all of the MPCs (mouth piece chewers) and ERWs (eat, ride, and watchers) to get more PT and keep POMA (parents off my a$$). I also could use the NCN defense...(no contact needed)....
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Post by hammer66 on Mar 14, 2018 6:53:43 GMT -6
YOU FORGOT THE ONE BIG KEY....
HOW MUCH WILL THIS COST US?
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Post by silkyice on Mar 14, 2018 8:14:18 GMT -6
YOU FORGOT THE ONE BIG KEY.... HOW MUCH WILL THIS COST US? Can you really put a price tag on excellence? If it helps just one child...
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Post by KYCoach2331 on Mar 14, 2018 8:15:51 GMT -6
YOU FORGOT THE ONE BIG KEY.... HOW MUCH WILL THIS COST US? Does price really matter with this kind of system? You’re guaranteed the next 5 state titles!
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Post by Down 'n Out on Mar 14, 2018 8:28:52 GMT -6
2. The dress code strictly forbids visors and flip flops being worn at the same time and only allows for defensive coaches to wear their hats backwards. There is, I regret to say, a dinosaur element to the system and I'm sure it will hurt sales. However, you must have some standards. As an OLine coach I have an issue with this, I have found that turning my hat backwards helps to convey the seriousness of and intensity necessary to properly execute the BSB strategy. Can an exception be made while still maintaining the overall structure of your system?
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Post by 53 on Mar 14, 2018 8:55:58 GMT -6
YOU FORGOT THE ONE BIG KEY.... HOW MUCH WILL THIS COST US? Can you really put a price tag on excellence? If it helps just one child... 199.99
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Post by rosey65 on Mar 14, 2018 8:58:49 GMT -6
2. The dress code strictly forbids visors and flip flops being worn at the same time and only allows for defensive coaches to wear their hats backwards. There is, I regret to say, a dinosaur element to the system and I'm sure it will hurt sales. However, you must have some standards. As an OLine coach I have an issue with this, I have found that turning my hat backwards helps to convey the seriousness of and intensity necessary to properly execute the BSB strategy. Can an exception be made while still maintaining the overall structure of your system? This clearly is not the system for you. You should find a knock-off that better caters to your "needs" You are being the vegan who walks into a steak house and demands to see the soy options.
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Post by silkyice on Mar 14, 2018 9:05:19 GMT -6
Can you really put a price tag on excellence? If it helps just one child... 199.99 For a system like this, I am assuming that is per player yearly fee.
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Post by 53 on Mar 14, 2018 10:32:51 GMT -6
For a system like this, I am assuming that is per player yearly fee. I’m pretty low rent.
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Post by newhope on Mar 14, 2018 13:37:45 GMT -6
2. The dress code strictly forbids visors and flip flops being worn at the same time and only allows for defensive coaches to wear their hats backwards. There is, I regret to say, a dinosaur element to the system and I'm sure it will hurt sales. However, you must have some standards. As an OLine coach I have an issue with this, I have found that turning my hat backwards helps to convey the seriousness of and intensity necessary to properly execute the BSB strategy. Can an exception be made while still maintaining the overall structure of your system? Two questions: 1. Are you riding a sled? If so, yes, it is permissible. 2. Are you only wearing it backwards for a short period of time while making a point? If yes, then it is permissible and even advisable. Do NOT wear it backwards for extended periods of times unless accompanied by a catcher's mask
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Post by newhope on Mar 14, 2018 13:39:51 GMT -6
YOU FORGOT THE ONE BIG KEY.... HOW MUCH WILL THIS COST US? If you are seriously interested in changing the culture of your program and advancing to the next level, then price is no object. Besides, it's not your money, the boosters will pay for it. I've got to be able to retire off this ish.
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Post by newhope on Mar 14, 2018 13:42:02 GMT -6
I've been searching for the NBN offense (no blocking needed) but nobody's packaged that one for sale yet...this would enable all of the MPCs (mouth piece chewers) and ERWs (eat, ride, and watchers) to get more PT and keep POMA (parents off my a$$). I also could use the NCN defense...(no contact needed).... Our system includes how to make full use of PBH's (permanent bag holders) and ATRs (all the rest). We will admit that finding a use for sandwich eaters is a part of the program that we are still struggling with--although if you pay us enough, we will come up with some sort of answer on that as well.
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Post by coachcb on Mar 14, 2018 14:28:05 GMT -6
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Post by Down 'n Out on Mar 20, 2018 10:54:37 GMT -6
As an OLine coach I have an issue with this, I have found that turning my hat backwards helps to convey the seriousness of and intensity necessary to properly execute the BSB strategy. Can an exception be made while still maintaining the overall structure of your system? This clearly is not the system for you. You should find a knock-off that better caters to your "needs" You are being the vegan who walks into a steak house and demands to see the soy options. Any establishment that doesn't have a tofu option that accommodates my particular needs is just wrong!!! I feel so offended... maybe even unsafe
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