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Post by stuffcoachessay on Mar 1, 2018 9:25:37 GMT -6
How many of these guys are patrolling your weight room?  |
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Post by coachcb on Mar 1, 2018 9:40:47 GMT -6
Lol...
We had a MS coach one year that was a joke in the weight room. He'd come in with a big thick powerlifting belt and knee wraps on and "lift" with the kids during the off-season. He tromp around and toss out stupid, random "inspirational" quotes like "YESTERDAY WAS THE EASIEST DAY!", "IT'S TIME TO GET JACKED!", "I'M GOING TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU GUYS, LIFTING EVERY POUND OF THAT WEIGHT WITH YOU!!" We're all trying to coach the kids up on the lifts while this jaggoff has 315lbs loaded up on the bench and is hollering and grunting while bouncing it off of his chest. He took over the sound system one day and started playing obnoxious death metal. The kids beat us to the punch and asked him to turn it off. He even bought a Prowler sled out of his own pocket, brought it in and started dragging kids away from their workouts to go push it for an hour. The HC put a stop to that real quick.
The HC asked him to start acting like a coach in the weight room; monitor the kids and teach them how to lift. He got p-ssed off, started talking about how we didn't know what we were doing, took his Prowler and never came back. The kids were ecstatic that he was gone as his behavior was really embarrassing. The HC sat down with the AD and made sure the guy lost his job on the MS staff. He ended up at our rival HS a few years later and ended up booted from there too.
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Post by stuffcoachessay on Mar 1, 2018 15:42:55 GMT -6
WOW. I think a lot of it has to do with their experience and background coming in. although I see a lot of young guys in the Jacked, Swag, Phone categories. older coaches tend to be Cliche, Complainers and old school.
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Post by Defcord on Mar 1, 2018 18:23:41 GMT -6
How about the guys that just don’t show? Then call kids out for not lifting...the worst.
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Post by paketterman on Mar 1, 2018 19:45:29 GMT -6
That spider two Y banana shirt!! Haha
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Post by coachbdud on Mar 1, 2018 21:59:08 GMT -6
Demonstrator
SFX
i usually combine the two
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Post by carookie on Mar 2, 2018 18:36:36 GMT -6
Best one yet, showed it to the boys today and they labeled all the coaches on campus
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Post by tanavea on Mar 6, 2018 12:40:09 GMT -6
I am most definitely the "SFX Coach" Hahaha.
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Post by 3rdandlong on Mar 6, 2018 12:48:27 GMT -6
I'm probably every single one of those except the swag and too cool coach.
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Post by wolverine55 on Mar 6, 2018 13:18:04 GMT -6
We used to have a guy on staff who may have been all of those coaches, actually!
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Post by RunThePistol on Mar 6, 2018 13:39:02 GMT -6
I asked my guys(Wide Receiver Corp) and they unanimously voted me as SFX and demonstrator lol
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Post by coachcb on Mar 6, 2018 15:38:10 GMT -6
We had a "Swag" coach on staff many years ago and he was almost as obnoxious as the first guy I described. I swear, that guy showed up wearing $300 worth of Under Armor gear every day and spent the day trying not to get his sneakers dirty.
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