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Post by stuffcoachessay on Dec 6, 2017 8:48:48 GMT -6
Here's our latest. Enjoy!
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Post by silkyice on Dec 6, 2017 9:17:00 GMT -6
Lol
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Post by coachcb on Dec 6, 2017 9:36:31 GMT -6
We tend to hear more crazy chit during the play-offs than any other time.. Parents and fans assume that we must be good enough to win a title if we made the play-offs. We may have squeaked in at the lowest seed with a 6-4 record and are playing an undefeated dynasty program in the first round but BY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO THE 'CHIP!
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Post by 54695469 on Dec 6, 2017 18:23:40 GMT -6
Week of state championship game... Had a parent come in almost demanding that we play every player on the roster an equal amount of time during the game because this will likely be the only chance some of these kids have to play in a game of this magnitude... smh
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Post by 54695469 on Dec 6, 2017 18:27:06 GMT -6
Another one... A few weeks out from the state championship. Had a band parent approach me and bitch about the fact that a playoff game had already ruined their Thanksgiving plans and that they hoped we lost pretty quickly so that they could move on with their lives and have their weekends back!
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Post by paketterman on Dec 6, 2017 19:27:26 GMT -6
"Pin the tail on the call sheet" 😂😂😂
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Post by stuffcoachessay on Dec 8, 2017 13:16:10 GMT -6
Obviously We have heard a lot of these before but after the season, going and watching some other games in the area got us to pull out our note pad and write some of these down....  |
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Post by coachwoodall on Dec 9, 2017 7:25:58 GMT -6
good stuff, keep 'em coming
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Post by 50slantstrong on Dec 9, 2017 15:13:19 GMT -6
Good one I’ve heard a bit of - “this group of kids won a conference championship when they were all together in youth. There’s not a reason they can’t win it all at this level.”
Other gems - “my son won (insert generic award in a youth sport). He could be the best player on the field if coach would give him the chance”, “Johnny told me teammate x starter is thinking about transferring. Coach should give him reps to get him ready”.
There are some other gems. I’m going to have to go back and look at old rosters to help jar my memory.
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Post by bigmoot on Dec 9, 2017 15:18:32 GMT -6
Good one I’ve heard a bit of - “this group of kids won a conference championship when they were all together in youth. There’s not a reason they can’t win it all at this level.” Other gems - “my son won (insert generic award in a youth sport). He could be the best player on the field if coach would give him the chance”, “Johnny told me teammate x starter is thinking about transferring. Coach should give him reps to get him ready”. There are some other gems. I’m going to have to go back and look at old rosters to help jar my memory. One of my favorites...'when i coached them in rec ball we won x championships' |
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Post by coachd5085 on Dec 9, 2017 23:41:57 GMT -6
Heard a new one today "You know how we can tell that our team is poorly coached? Our QB has to go to the sidelines to get the plays" This, of course, was in the state championship game in the top class of Louisiana. You know..lots of slappy coaches featured in that one..  |
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Post by 50slantstrong on Dec 10, 2017 0:35:43 GMT -6
“Why is coach bringing up freshmen if he’s not going to play them?”
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Post by wheels1284 on Dec 11, 2017 9:51:19 GMT -6
"Quit running it up the middle, use your athletes" - during game where tailback ran for 290 yards off tackle
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Post by bigmoot on Dec 11, 2017 10:01:27 GMT -6
"Quit running it up the middle, use your athletes" - during game where tailback ran for 290 yards off tackle "Throw the ball" in games where our opponent cant stop the run. "Why the *&% are you throwing the ball" after an interception... 'We need to open up the offense' says QB parent. |
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Post by knightfan64 on Dec 11, 2017 11:13:31 GMT -6
Hey stuffcoachessay where yall based out of? I was wondering if you're VA coaches. |
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Post by 50slantstrong on Dec 11, 2017 18:47:51 GMT -6
"I looked at the bracket. That ring is ours" after getting in as a wildcard and having to play the #1 seed in the first round and if we won, we'd have played the team that became the eventual champs.
I literally heard a parent say this and they couldn't name half of the schools in the division or what leagues they came from. When I told the parent "School X is from League Y and it's pretty competitive" they responded with "They got nothing on us and what we've been through. I've never even heard of that school or league." Yea you don't coach high school football for a living. No ish you don't the names of other schools or the leagues they're in.
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Post by cbeerrams on Dec 11, 2017 19:01:10 GMT -6
Wisconsin. In 2008 I was scouting Fort Atkinson and sitting on the Lake Geneva Badger side. Lake Geneva runs flexbone and they run it well. They were picking up 6, 7, 8 yards a play. One of the parents in the stands yelled, "Hensler, you gotta throw the ball."
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Post by veerwego on Dec 12, 2017 14:41:17 GMT -6
Off topic, but we had two (that's right TWO) different lacrosse parents call our AD last week to complain that the coach was wanting to move up practice time 10 min, because their kids needed to go home after school to go poop. They are not comfortable pooping at school. They practice at the middle school just down the road, but you have to drive over or it is a time consuming hike. That's right folks... 2 different parents. Hope their bosses are flexible one day.
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Post by unc31 on Dec 13, 2017 14:40:09 GMT -6
One of my favorites. “If you run the ball we score right here “. I call a play action pass from the 17 for a TD.
Next thing I hear from same voice is “great call call”.
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Post by 19delta on Dec 13, 2017 20:51:19 GMT -6
Off topic, but we had two (that's right TWO) different lacrosse parents call our AD last week to complain that the coach was wanting to move up practice time 10 min, because their kids needed to go home after school to go poop. They are not comfortable pooping at school. They practice at the middle school just down the road, but you have to drive over or it is a time consuming hike. That's right folks... 2 different parents. Hope their bosses are flexible one day. I avoid the school dump as much as possible. We have a couple young, hot female teachers in our building. I am always concerned about going in and dropping sticks and then opening the door and having one of them waiting to use the bathroom after I just destroyed it. When I'm danger close and have a jumper in the window that just can't be ignored, I use the bathroom on the far side of the building and bring a bottle of scented bathroom deodorizer along that I keep in my desk drawer for such occasions. So I am kind of sympathetic to those kids!  |
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Post by 3rdandlong on Dec 14, 2017 0:57:24 GMT -6
Off topic, but we had two (that's right TWO) different lacrosse parents call our AD last week to complain that the coach was wanting to move up practice time 10 min, because their kids needed to go home after school to go poop. They are not comfortable pooping at school. They practice at the middle school just down the road, but you have to drive over or it is a time consuming hike. That's right folks... 2 different parents. Hope their bosses are flexible one day. I avoid the school dump as much as possible. We have a couple young, hot female teachers in our building. I am always concerned about going in and dropping sticks and then opening the door and having one of them waiting to use the bathroom after I just destroyed it. When I'm danger close and have a jumper in the window that just can't be ignored, I use the bathroom on the far side of the building and bring a bottle of scented bathroom deodorizer along that I keep in my desk drawer for such occasions. So I am kind of sympathetic to those kids! True story. I once used the staff bathroom immediately after a hot female teacher walked out. She had a strange look on her face when I offered a pleasant smile. 2 seconds later I walked into the most rotten smelling restroom anyone can ever imagine!!! |
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Post by groundchuck on Dec 14, 2017 4:38:01 GMT -6
In a playoff game a couple years ago I heard somebody's dad scream at the top of his lungs "Hey coach ever heard of a screen pass!"
We ran Veer and the QB housed it from 55.
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Post by larrymoe on Dec 14, 2017 7:24:35 GMT -6
"Quit running it up the middle, use your athletes" - during game where tailback ran for 290 yards off tackle I've had assistant coaches tell me that in playoff games where our TB was averaging 15 a carry and we were up by 30. |
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Post by silkyice on Dec 14, 2017 8:46:27 GMT -6
Off topic, but we had two (that's right TWO) different lacrosse parents call our AD last week to complain that the coach was wanting to move up practice time 10 min, because their kids needed to go home after school to go poop. They are not comfortable pooping at school. They practice at the middle school just down the road, but you have to drive over or it is a time consuming hike. That's right folks... 2 different parents. Hope their bosses are flexible one day. I avoid the school dump as much as possible. We have a couple young, hot female teachers in our building. I am always concerned about going in and dropping sticks and then opening the door and having one of them waiting to use the bathroom after I just destroyed it. When I'm danger close and have a jumper in the window that just can't be ignored, I use the bathroom on the far side of the building and bring a bottle of scented bathroom deodorizer along that I keep in my desk drawer for such occasions. So I am kind of sympathetic to those kids! I just use the boys restroom. |
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Post by coachcb on Dec 14, 2017 10:04:58 GMT -6
In a playoff game a couple years ago I heard somebody's dad scream at the top of his lungs "Hey coach ever heard of a screen pass!" We ran Veer and the QB housed it from 55. Lol.. We had the same thing happen a few years ago. We were tied with a team 12-12 in the second quarter and a dad that I had continual problems with hollered "THROW THE F---ING BALL!". We ran Buck Trap twice in a row, went 60+ yards and scored. I will admit we did run a Down-Pass and scored in the fourth to put the game away. |
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Post by blb on Dec 14, 2017 10:15:39 GMT -6
I rarely heard stuff during games but once we were ahead 34-12 in 3rd Quarter and all our TDs had either come on passes or were set up by passes.
During a Time Out from our stands comes "Throw the ball!!"
Found out later the culprit was our RUNNING BACK's father.
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Post by coachcb on Dec 14, 2017 10:36:02 GMT -6
All I can say is this; be glad if you're not an AD during basketball tournament time.. The stands are friggin' awful during those games. They're a PITA during the season but it's far worse during those tournaments.
And, it's a Catch-22..The tournaments aren't held at our place so I'm not technically responsible for the crowd; the tournament manager is. But, I am always the first one to hear about our fans' behavior. I hate going to tournaments and I dread opening my work email on the Mondays following tournaments.
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Post by 19delta on Dec 14, 2017 15:13:13 GMT -6
I avoid the school dump as much as possible. We have a couple young, hot female teachers in our building. I am always concerned about going in and dropping sticks and then opening the door and having one of them waiting to use the bathroom after I just destroyed it. When I'm danger close and have a jumper in the window that just can't be ignored, I use the bathroom on the far side of the building and bring a bottle of scented bathroom deodorizer along that I keep in my desk drawer for such occasions. So I am kind of sympathetic to those kids! True story. I once used the staff bathroom immediately after a hot female teacher walked out. She had a strange look on her face when I offered a pleasant smile. 2 seconds later I walked into the most rotten smelling restroom anyone can ever imagine!!! My first year, I had to take a leak between classes. So I hustled down to the staff bathroom that is in the office. When I got there, the bathroom was being used so I had to wait. About a minute later, the toilet flushes and I hear the sink running. The door opens and one of our older, female teachers is standing there. Big lady. She can tell I am waiting to use the bathroom so she avoids eye contact and looks down in shame because I am about to find out what she did in the bathroom. The smell hit my nostrils before I even closed the door. Total devastation. Nuclear. Burned the place down to the foundation. I was actually concerned about the smell clinging to my clothes. But I had to go and get back down the hallway for my next class. So I took a leak while breathing through my mouth, washed my hands, and opened the door. Of course, when I opened the door, one of the pretty young teachers was quietly waiting to use the bathroom. I panicked because there was no way she was not going to equate the stench with me. So I said to her, “I didn’t do it. It was like that when I got here.” I don’t think she believed me and to this day, 8 years later, probably remembers what that bathroom smells like every day when she sees me! |
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Post by stuffcoachessay on Dec 18, 2017 7:49:46 GMT -6
Hey stuffcoachessay where yall based out of? I was wondering if you're VA coaches. Va Beach area |
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