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Post by stuffcoachessay on Jun 2, 2017 9:14:30 GMT -6
Here's a little laugh to get the weekend started...  |
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Post by rcole on Jun 2, 2017 9:47:50 GMT -6
Me: "I'll be back at 6."
Her: "I'll see you at 8."
She doesn't even call, text, or complain. She just knows and rolls with it.
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Post by rsmith627 on Jun 2, 2017 9:50:19 GMT -6
Her: your chit is on the phucin lawn
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Post by hsrose on Jun 2, 2017 10:51:13 GMT -6
Just before the previous HC resigned - Her: You love football more than me...
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Post by StraightFlexin on Jun 2, 2017 11:04:25 GMT -6
My wife: "You can't talk to me like I'm one of your football kids"
Me: "Get em choppin"
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Post by rsmith627 on Jun 2, 2017 11:18:30 GMT -6
My wife: "You can't talk to me like I'm one of your football kids" Me: "Get em choppin" This one made me laugh out loud. Gotta stay off here during class. |
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Post by blb on Jun 2, 2017 11:32:28 GMT -6
Just before the previous HC resigned - Her: You love football more than me...
"You love Football more than me!"
"Yes, but I love you more than Basketball."
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Post by 3rdandlong on Jun 2, 2017 14:06:51 GMT -6
There's some kind of weird love triangle going on in this video!
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Post by coachwoodall on Jun 2, 2017 19:56:05 GMT -6
Coach: Kids you need to ..........
Wife: Don't use your coaching voice in the house.
Coach: What?
Wife : You're yelling at the kids.
Coach : I'm not yelling.
Wife: Yes you are.
Coach: I'm just projecting my voice through my diaphragm.
Wife: Whatever, turn your coaching voice off when you get home.
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Post by gccwolverine on Jun 2, 2017 20:41:34 GMT -6
Coach: Kids you need to .......... Wife: Don't use your coaching voice in the house. Coach: What? Wife : You're yelling at the kids. Coach : I'm not yelling. Wife: Yes you are. Coach: I'm just projecting my voice through my diaphragm. Wife: Whatever, turn your coaching voice off when you get home. maybe the kids should listen the first time? |
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Post by PIGSKIN11 on Jun 2, 2017 21:20:23 GMT -6
*loses Friday night game and gets eliminated from playoff contention in week 8*
Me: that loss means we have zero chance to go to the playoffs....
Her: Soooooooo, all that.... for that?
Me: .........
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Post by utchuckd on Jun 3, 2017 5:35:02 GMT -6
I'm thinking Wayne outkicked his coverage.
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Post by dytmook on Jun 3, 2017 17:42:02 GMT -6
Her: Why aren't there more man in motions
Her: Can you do (insert outrageously dangerous thing)
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Post by coachfloyd on Jun 3, 2017 19:35:03 GMT -6
I've done the expo marker mistake so many times.
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Post by Coach V on Jun 3, 2017 21:53:24 GMT -6
My wife: "You can't talk to me like I'm one of your football kids" Me: "Get em choppin" Hahaha! |
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Post by Party@QB on Jun 6, 2017 20:01:03 GMT -6
I just watched video and read these to my wife. When I finished and looked at her to see her laugh she was just staring at me, rolled her eyes, and said, "do you want me to give you some quotes, because I've said and thought some really awful things about you and football."
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Post by famar on Jun 6, 2017 20:17:09 GMT -6
"See you in December."
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Post by Defcord on Jun 7, 2017 13:13:19 GMT -6
By the end of summer, "when do two a days start again?!"
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Post by funkfriss on Jun 9, 2017 22:34:41 GMT -6
Wow where do I begin!!
Wife (when my D.C. calls): "Hey your boyfriend's calling again!
Wife (after making a huge pile of scrap papers with plays and old practice schedules): Do you really need all this {censored} or do you just think I need something to do around here?
Wife (at the end of July): When do you get out of the house again?
Wife (at the end of October) When is the last game again? Our kids are driving me phukin nuts!
Wife (when an Amazon box arrives): Really, more coaching books?
Me: I'm going to be home late, watching more film.
Wife: That's ok, want me to bring you something to eat?
Me (late on a Friday night): Staying out for a few beers
Wife: Have fun!
She truly is a saint and I'm extremely fortunate she puts up with me
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Post by famar on Jun 10, 2017 14:20:55 GMT -6
Wow where do I begin!! Wife (when my D.C. calls): "Hey your boyfriend's calling again! Wife (after making a huge pile of scrap papers with plays and old practice schedules): Do you really need all this {censored} or do you just think I need something to do around here? Wife (at the end of July): When do you get out of the house again? Wife (at the end of October) When is the last game again? Our kids are driving me phukin nuts! Wife (when an Amazon box arrives): Really, more coaching books? Me: I'm going to be home late, watching more film. Wife: That's ok, want me to bring you something to eat? Me (late on a Friday night): Staying out for a few beers Wife: Have fun! She truly is a saint and I'm extremely fortunate she puts up with me That's funny, when my best friend who I coach with calls my wife uses the boyfriend line, and when I call him his wife says the same thing. |
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