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Post by brophy on Feb 15, 2006 7:42:42 GMT -6
(true story) your starting MLB gets winded / sits out during pregame warmups......
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Post by coachcalande on Feb 15, 2006 8:14:07 GMT -6
when the head coach tries to set records instead of focusing on winning the game.
when the head coach and the offensive line coach are feuding and dont talk to each other
when the head coach and the guys in the booth dont have head sets on
when the refs hang out with the coaches on the other sideline...and they are the visiting team.
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Post by knighter on Feb 15, 2006 8:47:02 GMT -6
stands to applaud herky for that brilliant comment....ahem Iowa got screwed...ahem ahem Michigan got screwed.....
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mike13
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Post by mike13 on Feb 15, 2006 8:47:17 GMT -6
When you ask the eyes in the sky a question and the film guy gets on the headset and tells you that the coach went to the concession stand to get a hotdog.
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Post by knighter on Feb 15, 2006 9:07:12 GMT -6
mmmmm I think I will go get a hot pretzel.....
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Post by beatdown on Feb 15, 2006 9:11:21 GMT -6
When the best athlete in the school puts his jock on backwards, and doesn't realize the difference. Or my alltime favorite, fumbling away when you're returning the opening kickoff.
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Post by mncoach72 on Feb 15, 2006 9:21:58 GMT -6
Had a coach get popcorn from the concessions during a game and eat it on the sideline. Also had a center go down once and the back up fumbled the snap seven times. Lost them all.
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Post by airman on Feb 15, 2006 13:09:47 GMT -6
Had a coach get popcorn from the concessions during a game and eat it on the sideline. Also had a center go down once and the back up fumbled the snap seven times. Lost them all. first year I coached freshman so i was up in the box during varsity games. there was a coach who used to send the film guys to go get him hot dogs. so I ended up doing the filming during this time. he used to come to the press box with pop corn hot dogs and candy. the head coach tolerated this. he woudl just show up prior to the start of game time. I learned more that year about what not to do as a head coach.
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coachnowell
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Post by coachnowell on Feb 16, 2006 10:22:43 GMT -6
When you score 82 points and you are still down 10. Texas six man gets pretty crazy.
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Post by phantom on Feb 16, 2006 10:30:09 GMT -6
When you start picking up taxi dispatchers on the headsets.
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Post by blb on Feb 16, 2006 10:33:03 GMT -6
Pre-game meeting officials very seriously call you "Coach" but say to the other guy (smiles all around), "Hey, Jim, good to see you! How's your golf game?"
Then on your first drive you move it right down to their ten where a holding call stops your drive. On fourth down your kicker nails one right down the middle, and the white hat signals, "No good - too high."
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fish
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Post by fish on Feb 17, 2006 13:10:10 GMT -6
how 'bout this? when you call a stop route on the first play of the game and even though they line up 12 yards off the wr, they still make the perfect break to intercept it and return it for a td.
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Post by smalls on Feb 17, 2006 13:25:49 GMT -6
Halfway through the first half of the first game and your "stud" FB/MLB is on his hands and knees in the huddle because he didn't eat anyhting the day of the game.
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Post by brophy on Feb 17, 2006 13:27:46 GMT -6
when your QB coach lets you know he'll be leaving the game early (away game) because he has a test early the next morning.....
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tackle
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Post by tackle on Feb 17, 2006 23:21:45 GMT -6
1) A.D. does not figure rush hour traffic into ordering busses. Kickoff team went from bus to field while the rest of the team stretched. 2) A.D. gets time right, but gives wrong map to the bus driver. Luckily one of our kids grandparents lived in the area and could give the bus driver dirrections to the stadium. We ended up sending the kickoff team onto the field from the bus.
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Post by runtheball86 on Feb 18, 2006 7:48:37 GMT -6
Starting DB quits, his buddy complains and you have to bench him and your top halfback dings a knee ... all during the ifrst half!
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Post by blb on Feb 18, 2006 8:36:17 GMT -6
This happened to an opponent: We kickoff. They huddle for first scrimmage play...QB stands up, calls time out - only nine guys in huddle! Head coach comes out and throws a fit. They huddle second time...QB calls time out again - only ten guys in huddle!
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Post by wildcat on Feb 18, 2006 8:58:42 GMT -6
When you score 82 points and you are still down 10. Texas six man gets pretty crazy. Coach - A couple of years ago, we scored 74 points in a game and lost because we gave up 78. We set a national record that day. Most Points Scored by a Losing Team. Really nice to be known for that!
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Post by coachcalande on Feb 18, 2006 20:11:31 GMT -6
when the AD tells you that SHE is going to have to end your game so the field hockey team can start warming up....and you have the ball at the other teams 25 down by 2....
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Post by sls on Feb 18, 2006 21:13:01 GMT -6
First year, hired in july of 2004, real late when former coach went to Iraq...
Defense is doing some up/downs for letting the scout team score 5 times in a row during goal line period, "team captain" (appointed by the former coach) says this is Fing stupid to my DC, I start to get on him and the kid throws off his helmet and wants to fight me. I get rid of him and he show up at practice the next day and wonders where his equipment went and wonders what he did wrong...
3rd day of 2 a day's I don't have enough kids to practice, about 15 there (school of 600) I drive around town with one of my good seniors looking for kids to play, get back to practice and the Principal and the AD have decided to come and watch practice that day. I think I am either going to get fired or commended (just got contract renewed)...
Same year, starting RB disapears in the middle of practice, went to his girlfriend's aunt's step son's fiance's cousin's birth day party...
Same year, starting CB tells me he needs a week off to go to a bass fishing tournament (quit when I told him no, had been allowed the 3 previous years)...
Starting LB ODed on Stackers had to go to emergency room during pre game...
Starting DE and LB arrested for urinating on girl...
Playing a double TE bone team that throws the ball 6 straight times for TD's...
the ref's asking if you want a running clock 1/2 way through the 2nd quarter because the score is 48 nothing on 10 offensive plays...
8 kids flunk off with 2 games to go...
the home announcer congradulating you when you get your first first down of the season in the 2 quarter of the 3rd game of the year.
First day of practice had 18 seniors, finished with 5. Started the last 2 games of the year with 14 freshmen starting.
600 points given up and 10 losses still give me cold sweats in the middle of the night.
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Post by coachcalande on Feb 18, 2006 21:56:16 GMT -6
Youre Dc has to leave the pregame warmups because his son doesnt show up...gets home in time to find his son boinking a much older housekeeper on his new pool table...the house keeper was suppossed to 'give the kid a ride" to the game.
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Post by groundchuck on Feb 18, 2006 22:12:35 GMT -6
When debating a horse crap call with an official he smiles and says "it's gonna be that way all night too coach." So then I get the ear of the head official and he says "there is nothing I can do about his calls coach." Then the very next play we score a TD and get called for holding by that same official.
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easternkycoach
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Post by easternkycoach on Feb 18, 2006 22:43:01 GMT -6
First year, hired in july of 2004, real late when former coach went to Iraq... Defense is doing some up/downs for letting the scout team score 5 times in a row during goal line period, "team captain" (appointed by the former coach) says this is Fing stupid to my DC, I start to get on him and the kid throws off his helmet and wants to fight me. I get rid of him and he show up at practice the next day and wonders where his equipment went and wonders what he did wrong... 3rd day of 2 a day's I don't have enough kids to practice, about 15 there (school of 600) I drive around town with one of my good seniors looking for kids to play, get back to practice and the Principal and the AD have decided to come and watch practice that day. I think I am either going to get fired or commended (just got contract renewed)... Same year, starting RB disapears in the middle of practice, went to his girlfriend's aunt's step son's fiance's cousin's birth day party... Same year, starting CB tells me he needs a week off to go to a bass fishing tournament (quit when I told him no, had been allowed the 3 previous years)... Starting LB ODed on Stackers had to go to emergency room during pre game... Starting DE and LB arrested for urinating on girl... Playing a double TE bone team that throws the ball 6 straight times for TD's... the ref's asking if you want a running clock 1/2 way through the 2nd quarter because the score is 48 nothing on 10 offensive plays... 8 kids flunk off with 2 games to go... the home announcer congradulating you when you get your first first down of the season in the 2 quarter of the 3rd game of the year. First day of practice had 18 seniors, finished with 5. Started the last 2 games of the year with 14 freshmen starting. 600 points given up and 10 losses still give me cold sweats in the middle of the night. Did the head coach volunteer to go to Iraq? Sounds like he might have. Your season would have went better if the kid would have landed a punch and you could have sued him. Hope you got things turned around.
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easternkycoach
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Post by easternkycoach on Feb 18, 2006 22:49:08 GMT -6
JV game, you are down by 6 in the fourth, your defense is trying to get the ball back around midfield.
A player says, "Coach, put me in at quarterback!"
I say, "We are on defense, if you didn't notice."
He says, "Yeah, I know, but they will never suspect it!"
___________ Insert your own cuss word!
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Post by coachcalande on Feb 18, 2006 22:52:00 GMT -6
when your center comes back to the huddle yelling at your qb "dude i was fu%$#ing wide open!"
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Post by sls on Feb 19, 2006 8:36:44 GMT -6
First year, hired in july of 2004, real late when former coach went to Iraq... Defense is doing some up/downs for letting the scout team score 5 times in a row during goal line period, "team captain" (appointed by the former coach) says this is Fing stupid to my DC, I start to get on him and the kid throws off his helmet and wants to fight me. I get rid of him and he show up at practice the next day and wonders where his equipment went and wonders what he did wrong... 3rd day of 2 a day's I don't have enough kids to practice, about 15 there (school of 600) I drive around town with one of my good seniors looking for kids to play, get back to practice and the Principal and the AD have decided to come and watch practice that day. I think I am either going to get fired or commended (just got contract renewed)... Same year, starting RB disapears in the middle of practice, went to his girlfriend's aunt's step son's fiance's cousin's birth day party... Same year, starting CB tells me he needs a week off to go to a bass fishing tournament (quit when I told him no, had been allowed the 3 previous years)... Starting LB ODed on Stackers had to go to emergency room during pre game... Starting DE and LB arrested for urinating on girl... Playing a double TE bone team that throws the ball 6 straight times for TD's... the ref's asking if you want a running clock 1/2 way through the 2nd quarter because the score is 48 nothing on 10 offensive plays... 8 kids flunk off with 2 games to go... the home announcer congradulating you when you get your first first down of the season in the 2 quarter of the 3rd game of the year. First day of practice had 18 seniors, finished with 5. Started the last 2 games of the year with 14 freshmen starting. 600 points given up and 10 losses still give me cold sweats in the middle of the night. Did the head coach volunteer to go to Iraq? Sounds like he might have. Your season would have went better if the kid would have landed a punch and you could have sued him. Hope you got things turned around. I have often wondered if he got the better deal... 2005 was much much better, 04 taught me that the most important thing to do is to clean house immediatly!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2006 10:17:26 GMT -6
When the ref tells you "No one else on our crew has the "guts" to call that on you."
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Post by bulldog on Feb 19, 2006 11:59:56 GMT -6
- when your best defensive player has a panic attack (in 7 of 10 games) and is wearing a blanket wrapped around his shoulders in the first quarter (70 degree weather) - parading up and down the sideline waving to the people in the stands.
- when you turn to go find your stud RB on the sideline and find him on the bench, eating a hot dog with his girlfriend rubbing his neck.
- when you get the same ref who recently called one of the worst screw-job games ever - and you sent in film to the league with a letter detailing the bad calls, only to find-out the this ref is the head of the officials and reviewed the complaint against himself denying each point - tells you, "I changed my schedule just to make sure you guys got a fair shake tonight - and thanks for that nice letter to the commissioner" with an evil grin.
- when your stud TE catches a pass and is running to the endzone when a much smaller corner tries to tackle him, and the TE runs him over. Only the TE gets a 15 yd penalty for 'lowering his head' . Personal foul. Same guy as above.
- when you have a rash of injuries only to have to start a third sting player - and the player tells you the day before the game that he will not make the game because his friend (not on the team) invited him to go to Disneyland. And he says this to you as if he REALLY HAS NO CHOICE.
- when you plan to call your offensive plays on the defensive alignment and communication with the coaches in the box - and you have the misfortune of using reconditioned Porta-phone gear that fails -- AGAIN.
- when the AD wants to talk about the litter on the sidelines during the middle of the game.
- when you are preparing for a game that could mean your gaining a division 1 playoff spot - only to be told that your team will be limited to 1.5 hours of practice time per day because you school has rented the facility for the division 3 playoff soccer games.
- when on the first play of the game your sideline ref calls a sideline warning, just to 'get it out of the way' because he has had some issues with the JV coaches conduct. (they don't call penalties here until they issue a warning first).
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Post by wingt74 on Feb 20, 2006 20:45:47 GMT -6
After a timeout, the QB goes the wrong direction on a running play
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Post by fbairattack on Feb 21, 2006 0:31:21 GMT -6
hey I did that once....coach is that you?
just kiddin...
wake up morning of game to find 26 inches of snow fell over night...dang Minnesota weather... and we cant get out of the hotel
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