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Post by tog on Feb 13, 2006 8:21:13 GMT -6
when your starting right guard comes over to the sideline after the first series and says
Say in Desi Arnez voice. "Coach, number 98 cannot be blocked"
Or, and also in Desi Arnez voice
"I can't touch heem."
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Post by pegleg on Feb 13, 2006 8:29:30 GMT -6
when the other team runs back the openning kick.
when you hit the post for a td, but wait he fumbles on the 5 going in.
when the punter whiffs.
all happened in same game, in the 1st quarter. 8 turn overs by half.
Holla
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moose18
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"If it didn't matter who won or lost, they wouldn't keep score"
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Post by moose18 on Feb 13, 2006 8:55:41 GMT -6
when you're standing in your team huddle before opening kickoff of the first game and you realize for the first time that you are a full head taller than everyone on the team! I'm only 6'1. Needless to say that was a long year
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Post by blb on Feb 13, 2006 8:59:44 GMT -6
I have discovered it's bad luck to be behind at the end of the game.
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Post by nohuddlecoach on Feb 13, 2006 9:13:24 GMT -6
when you tell the referee that the official working your sideline is an a**hole, and it turns out to be the refs son.
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bvs5
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Post by bvs5 on Feb 13, 2006 9:24:42 GMT -6
when the ref comes over to speak with you and he has alcohol on his breath,he's using big words incorrectly.assuming your away,you tell the bus driver in the 3rd quarter to have the bus warmed up and ready to go immediatly after the game,you then start rehearsing your a$$ whiped post game speech that goes like this."hurry up lets get the hell out of here before they score again"
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Post by beatdown on Feb 13, 2006 9:30:23 GMT -6
If on 5 straight plays you turn the ball over on offense, all to a team from a school with double your enrollment, and its the first game of the season... The first turnover was a option pitch, with no pitchback....
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Post by coachcalande on Feb 13, 2006 9:42:32 GMT -6
when your team is so poorly coached that your punter tries to run it out of the endzone...not once, but TWICE in the same season. (not my team lol)
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Post by bigdaddyd on Feb 13, 2006 9:53:44 GMT -6
when your starting right guard comes over to the sideline after the first series and says Say in Desi Arnez voice. "Coach, number 98 cannot be blocked" Or, and also in Desi Arnez voice "I can't touch heem." Tog, You making fun of my Cuban peeps... You so rediiiiicuulos.....
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scox80
Freshmen Member
If quitters never win, and winners never quit. Who is the fool who said quit while your ahead?
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Post by scox80 on Feb 13, 2006 10:08:43 GMT -6
when you aske your offensive line coach to fix the run blitzing they are doing and he replies with "They are run blitzing coach, stop running the ball" so I said "get with your guys and find out where exactly they are coming through and adjust" so he says "that is why we have the numbering system so we don't have to adjust on the fly" This was coming form a guy who has been coaching for 25 years who wouldn't listen to me cause I "wasn't born until after he started coaching." So yeah we fired him after the season.
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Post by nohuddlecoach on Feb 13, 2006 11:31:30 GMT -6
Playing an away game, calling the ref over and telling him "their offense is doing and illegal shift!", and his reply, "Yea coach, your probably right, I'm gonna have to look at that before next weeks game."
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Post by airman on Feb 13, 2006 16:49:14 GMT -6
when as a coach, you can throw further then your qb with you weak arm.
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Post by groundchuck on Feb 13, 2006 17:38:37 GMT -6
Bad sign...
...when only 2 of your varsity starters are old enough to have a drivers license. ...when none of your players need to shave but once a month ...when a dad of one of your players starts rooting for the OTHER team. ...if the chain crew at an away game starts talking smack to you and your players
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ci
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Post by ci on Feb 13, 2006 18:05:31 GMT -6
I have two--both playoff games in the first round 1). The crew chief I fired from my staff four years prior. 2). My brother( wrestler) beat the crap out of the crew chief's son on a daily basis...the son was the back judge
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Post by tigerone on Feb 13, 2006 18:23:38 GMT -6
When the PK misses an extra point! Has always been a bad omen for me with too many examples to site.
Coach Easton
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Post by kcbazooka on Feb 13, 2006 21:26:33 GMT -6
After starters introductions our team starts hopping around and our starting center sprains his ankle. Our QB is scrambling around the sideline trying to find the second team center to practice with... not surprisingly it was homecoming....
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Post by newballcoach on Feb 14, 2006 0:26:13 GMT -6
When your offensive tackle comes off the field at the end of the game asking "Who Won?". Those good ole Northern Ontario boys, they can hit, but they can't all think. Needless to say, he wasn't playing very long.
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Post by shortyardage on Feb 14, 2006 0:32:57 GMT -6
When your offense breaks the huddle and three backs come out laughing and the fourth is as white as a sheet.
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Post by knighter on Feb 14, 2006 18:31:11 GMT -6
when the team trainer remnds you the he has brought the paddles "just in case" you need them
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Post by bigdaddyd on Feb 14, 2006 19:00:11 GMT -6
When your team manger (who's Special ed kid with only the use of one arm) tells you, "These guys can't tackle, I could do better than that..."
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Oz1
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Post by Oz1 on Feb 14, 2006 20:24:29 GMT -6
when your stud running back (SR) show up to camp 30 lbs heavier than he was in may (235 to 265) when that same stud runnig back gets hurt in the first game of the year, out for the year cause he is over wieght your second running back gets hurt in the second game, out for the year you bring up the stud sophmore and he has two great games and in his third one (fifth game of the year) breaks his leg in the second half.
after that we could not pay a kid to play RB for us.
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Post by wildcat on Feb 14, 2006 22:54:39 GMT -6
...when the second half begins, you're kicking off, and the HC/DC isn't on the sidelines because he's in the locker room taking a crap.
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Post by Coach Huey on Feb 14, 2006 23:24:53 GMT -6
when your starting right guard comes over to the sideline after the first series and says Say in Desi Arnez voice. "Coach, number 98 cannot be blocked" Or, and also in Desi Arnez voice "I can't touch heem." "Tog, you got sum splaining to do"
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Post by saintrad on Feb 14, 2006 23:37:54 GMT -6
when your stabber dogs have been kicked down and taken up the bubble.
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Post by Coach Huey on Feb 14, 2006 23:51:52 GMT -6
when your stabber dogs have been kicked down and taken up the bubble. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D how true, how true
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crl
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Pick me , pick me... I want to be on the RNC location scout team.
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Post by crl on Feb 15, 2006 1:31:28 GMT -6
When you look over and see your eyes in the sky is having a gatoraid at the drink station and its the first quarter!
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Post by coachcalande on Feb 15, 2006 3:34:57 GMT -6
when your best players fake tripping over the chalk line instead of having to tackle some big horse of a running back.
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Post by tog on Feb 15, 2006 6:31:39 GMT -6
when your starting right guard comes over to the sideline after the first series and says Say in Desi Arnez voice. "Coach, number 98 cannot be blocked" Or, and also in Desi Arnez voice "I can't touch heem." "Tog, you got sum splaining to do" we've been using that one all week
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Post by knighter on Feb 15, 2006 6:45:55 GMT -6
True Story...
My 2nd year as a HS coach in South Dakota (head coach), I was very strict and one of our rules was Always be on time.
It is never good when you leave the school (on the bus) to go on the road to play a good opponent, and because your best athlete is late arriving, you leave him. Yep we did, and we lost because of it (or at least partly due to it) Kid was a 2 way starter at RB and LB, and he showed up in his car at the game site (with pads in hand). Needless to say him not playing "fixed" a lot of problems we were having...he went on to rush for 1,600 yards on the season (in 9 games). He also played college ball at Northern State University, and to this day thanks me for sitting his a$$. Says he needed discipline, and I gave it to him!
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herky
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Post by herky on Feb 15, 2006 7:39:01 GMT -6
.....when Conference USA officials are working the game.
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