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Post by blb on Nov 4, 2016 15:36:50 GMT -6
How about the "CAROOKIE" Defense?!
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Post by carookie on Nov 4, 2016 16:29:05 GMT -6
How about the "CAROOKIE" Defense?! Haha, though I still may be in CA (California) I got a little too much gray in the hair to fool anyone into thinking I'm still a ROOKIE.
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Post by coachpech on Nov 4, 2016 16:54:21 GMT -6
Special Forces Defense
The most elite, badass mother {censored} there is. Come in, destroy, leave ready to do it all over again.
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Post by brophy on Nov 4, 2016 17:41:42 GMT -6
A) Name it after the places I am coming from. kids don't care about your CV. This isn't about YOU B) Name it after what it does schematically. kids don't care about that and won't know what its supposed to mean to begin with C) Name it after whatever the mascot is at the place good start. I would spend more time concentrating on how I'm going to get kids out, developed and get their families engaged with the program rather than branding my whizbang schemes
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Post by 19delta on Nov 4, 2016 18:32:50 GMT -6
I'm not a defensive guru, but the name need to 1. contain some sort of dangerous animal 2. be totally badass I'm thinking maybe Super Bearclaw or Firewolf. That's great...Firewolf. About the most badass thing EVER!
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Post by 19delta on Nov 4, 2016 18:34:36 GMT -6
Name it after the school your are interviewing at. If their nickname is the wildcats. Call it the wildcat d. I wouldn't put much else into it personally OR>>>... Find out their rival school mascot and Killer to the end of the name.. say their rival is the bulldogs.. Def would be the Bulldog Killer I thought that was Michael Vick.
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Post by tiger46 on Nov 4, 2016 19:02:02 GMT -6
Hit Someone Get a Pass Rush Wrap Up This thread has me thinking about renaming my offense to... BLOCK SOMEONE. Only because that is maybe my favorite thing I hear Bleacher coaches yell. You're WAAAAYYYY too late. W youth coaches have perfected and ran that offense for decades now. Besides, it's much too complicated for a HS coaching staff to install. You need to: 1. Be totally unprepared with materials, practice plans, freaking coach's whistle, etc... to coach anything more complicated than a game of hopscotch. 2. Know absolutely nothing about football. Please, Remember! The BLOCK SOMEBODY! Offense is a complex blend of ESPN armchair NFL analysis, alcohol infused memories of HS 'Glory Days' (think Al Bundy and/or Uncle Rico) and whatever plays your 12yr old kid used to kick your a$$ in Madden Football. If you have about 30 > 35 plays that you've only dreamed up in your head and have never had the team practice more than three of them, you should be well on your way. 3. Start the HC's uncoordinated, talentless son at QB and the OC's asthmatic, genetically inferior half-son/half-dish rag spawn at tailback. If you can't decide to play those two kids because you can't use practice cones in an actual game or just go with 9 players for the good of the team, you know you have picked the right kids for the job. ******************************************** As for the name of the defense, there's only two real choices 1. The Honey Badger- Game announcers will love it! 'With 10 seconds to go in a tied game, the undefeated Hometown 'Power-house Bad-Asses break the huddle and line up in the Face-melter Formation!... The Honey Badger defense don't give a sh!t...' 2. The 'Classified' Defense. Make sure you have a lot of black lines redacting anything that may even remotely explains how the defense is actually ran. If the guy interviewing you asks the name of your defense, you answer, "That's Classified. I could tell you. But, then I'd have to kill you."
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orion320
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Post by orion320 on Nov 4, 2016 21:17:42 GMT -6
The terminology in our defense really has no rhyme or reason except for the fact that the kids come up with the call. Sometimes the calls stick and others don't. It gives the kids ownership and also provides some pretty comical calls that catches to opposing team off guard. Terminology is set, I always like the same terminology year in and year out so the Frosh learn it and keep it all the way up. I just want an overall name (like Air Raid, or A11) Maybe I should've been more clear. Our base stuff is all terminology that our former players made up and we have kept it the same as the years have progressed. But when you get in a situation where you need a special call we let the players come up with the names. For example, a few years ago we played a team who had a stud Athlete and depending on where he lined up we had different defensive calls since they had obvious tendencies on what they were running. The players decided on Batman (Cover 3), Robin (Cover 1 Robber), Joker (Man), and Penguin (Cover 4 or as we call Umbrella) for our calls.
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Post by 33coach on Nov 4, 2016 23:03:49 GMT -6
Monkey buttholes.
Make it a No huddle defense. So your signal caller has to scream it.
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mikeyg
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Post by mikeyg on Nov 6, 2016 3:48:18 GMT -6
These are names that we have named our defense over the years. It changes based on the the kids' mentality.
1) Got Em D 2) War Dawg D 3) The Swarm 4) Mud Sharks 5) Dirty D
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Post by rsmith627 on Nov 6, 2016 6:23:13 GMT -6
Call it the p*ssy grabber.
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Post by CS on Nov 6, 2016 6:55:33 GMT -6
Call it the p*ssy grabber. So many dirty defense related innuendos have just flooded my brain
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Post by chi5hi on Nov 6, 2016 14:02:45 GMT -6
Headhunter.
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Post by mariner42 on Nov 6, 2016 14:35:41 GMT -6
I'd advise against that given the prevailing attitudes regarding safety. I say work in either the mascot or primary school color if you can. Mariner D, Blue Swarm, idk. Personally, I've always liked "Wrecking Crew" for a defensive unit name.
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Post by rsmith627 on Nov 6, 2016 15:09:07 GMT -6
Angry dragons. It sounds cool, and is funny on urban dictionary.
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Post by chi5hi on Nov 6, 2016 16:06:54 GMT -6
I'd advise against that given the prevailing attitudes regarding safety. I say work in either the mascot or primary school color if you can. Mariner D, Blue Swarm, idk. Personally, I've always liked "Wrecking Crew" for a defensive unit name. I'm not politically correct. I don't care who's "feelings" are hurt or what others think.
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Post by dytmook on Nov 6, 2016 17:42:40 GMT -6
Flying camels, Donkey Punch
More serious name: Stack Match
Or do what I do, take all inspiration from old Macho Man promos. A few classics would be Cuppa Coffee, the Cream Rises, and Nothing but Garbage
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Post by John Knight on Nov 6, 2016 19:23:13 GMT -6
Seriously though how about
Stack-Match
That is marketable!!
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Post by coachklee on Nov 6, 2016 19:26:44 GMT -6
Seriously though how about Stack-Match That is marketable!! Stack-Match does sound like a clinic talk... Multiple 3-3 & 4-4 STACK Fronts with Pattern MATCH Coverage.
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Post by dytmook on Nov 6, 2016 19:48:39 GMT -6
I'll accept royalties in the form of a cheeseburger and a soda. 10 years in marketing and I feel like this would be one of my bigger wins.
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Post by carookie on Nov 6, 2016 20:41:49 GMT -6
I'll accept royalties in the form of a cheeseburger and a soda. 10 years in marketing and I feel like this would be one of my bigger wins. HAHA I tell you what, if I ever market and anyone pays me for my defensive system, I'll find you and you can have dinner and drinks on me. Wouldn't hold my breath though...
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Post by rsmith627 on Nov 6, 2016 20:43:06 GMT -6
I'll accept royalties in the form of a cheeseburger and a soda. 10 years in marketing and I feel like this would be one of my bigger wins. HAHA I tell you what, if I ever market and anyone pays me for my defensive system, I'll find you and you can have dinner and drinks on me. Wouldn't hold my breath though... P*ssy grabber is officially out then?
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Post by carookie on Nov 6, 2016 21:16:51 GMT -6
HAHA I tell you what, if I ever market and anyone pays me for my defensive system, I'll find you and you can have dinner and drinks on me. Wouldn't hold my breath though... P*ssy grabber is officially out then? I think theres a guy who already uses that one
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Post by dytmook on Nov 6, 2016 21:57:54 GMT -6
I'll accept royalties in the form of a cheeseburger and a soda. 10 years in marketing and I feel like this would be one of my bigger wins. HAHA I tell you what, if I ever market and anyone pays me for my defensive system, I'll find you and you can have dinner and drinks on me. Wouldn't hold my breath though... Oh im not but I'd take a mcdouble and a large Coke Zero unless it goes super big. Pay it forward or something like that.
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Post by blb on Nov 7, 2016 6:06:26 GMT -6
P*ssy grabber is officially out then?
Not until Tuesday night...
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Post by bdm on Nov 7, 2016 7:36:55 GMT -6
One of the things I have always said while I have coached defense is "Goose Eggs and A** Whippins" one is what we are after the other is what we are handing out.
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Post by Chris Clement on Nov 7, 2016 10:37:10 GMT -6
The Jules Winnfield Defense?
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Post by carookie on Nov 7, 2016 17:20:35 GMT -6
The Jules Winnfield Defense? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I could put a picture of Sam Jackson on the title page, and the quotation underneath would read: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
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Post by 33coach on Nov 7, 2016 19:07:15 GMT -6
The Jules Winnfield Defense? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I could put a picture of Sam Jackson on the title page, and the quotation underneath would read: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. i think you went with the nicest quote from that movie. i was thinking "Im a Mushroom Cloud layin' Mother F**ker, Mother F**ker!"
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Post by carookie on Nov 7, 2016 19:31:23 GMT -6
I could put a picture of Sam Jackson on the title page, and the quotation underneath would read: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. i think you went with the nicest quote from that movie. i was thinking "Im a Mushroom Cloud layin' Mother F**ker, Mother F**ker!" Yeah, I definitely put thought into keeping it clean
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