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Post by workboots on Nov 4, 2015 18:23:02 GMT -6
New to the website (and I have to say this is a goldmine) but after I've gotten my feet wet and read some of the older threads, I have a few questions... Mainly, what on earth is the "facemelter"? Just a joke here with the members, or what?
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Post by fantom on Nov 4, 2015 18:29:00 GMT -6
New to the website (and I have to say this is a goldmine) but after I've gotten my feet wet and read some of the older threads, I have a few questions... Mainly, what on earth is the "facemelter"? Just a joke here with the members, or what? It's a joke based on the idea that there's a single offense or defense that's better than any other.
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Post by workboots on Nov 4, 2015 18:33:18 GMT -6
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Post by rsmith627 on Nov 4, 2015 18:40:38 GMT -6
Bro, do you even facemelter?
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Post by groundchuck on Nov 4, 2015 20:28:14 GMT -6
What about facemelter special teams?
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Post by wingtol on Nov 4, 2015 20:44:18 GMT -6
I would explain it but I have a clinic to get to.
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Post by brophy on Nov 4, 2015 21:04:41 GMT -6
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Post by spartan on Nov 4, 2015 22:13:21 GMT -6
Ahhh, in that thread I clearly say patenet pending ya'll owe me a dollar for trade mark infringement. As the Designer and authoritarian of the facemelter I can teach sell you that offense or you can wait for my 2016 Faster then Fast RPO Offense called Dark lightning.
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Post by coachpsl on Nov 5, 2015 7:25:34 GMT -6
I can't wait for the Dark Lightning specialty clinic.
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Post by Cody Gardner on Nov 5, 2015 7:33:33 GMT -6
Ahhh, in that thread I clearly say patenet pending ya'll owe me a dollar for trade mark infringement. As the Designer and authoritarian of the facemelter I can teach sell you that offense or you can wait for my 2016 Faster then Fast RPO Offense called Dark lightning. DARK LIGHTING ® Trademarked!!!
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Post by coachwoodall on Nov 5, 2015 7:59:49 GMT -6
It will cost you $899 set up fee, and annual subscription of $299.
Non disclosure statement required
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Post by 33coach on Nov 5, 2015 8:09:15 GMT -6
Ahhh, in that thread I clearly say patenet pending ya'll owe me a dollar for trade mark infringement. As the Designer and authoritarian of the facemelter I can teach sell you that offense or you can wait for my 2016 Faster then Fast RPO Offense called Dark lightning. Are they compatible? I always thought the facemelter needed to be faster. It was getting a little old school, my parents (dads) were concerned that we weren't modern enough.
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Post by wingtol on Nov 5, 2015 8:57:03 GMT -6
Ahhh, in that thread I clearly say patenet pending ya'll owe me a dollar for trade mark infringement. As the Designer and authoritarian of the facemelter I can teach sell you that offense or you can wait for my 2016 Faster then Fast RPO Offense called Dark lightning. Coach my OL averages 150 lbs, cant bench the bar, and have no aggression. My QB can't throw more than ten yards. My WR drop everything and my RB all run 6.5 40's. Will dark lightning even the playing field and make me 10-0?
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Post by fshamrock on Nov 5, 2015 9:10:56 GMT -6
Simply put, it will revolutionize the game. Dark Lightning is so deceptive that YOU don't even know what play is being called. The players choose a random number on their wristband that gives them a direction to go at the snap. No two plays that you run next year will be the same! no tendencies! It's based on Chaos theory, String theory, Game theory,Pythagoras and quantum mechanics.
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Post by brophy on Nov 5, 2015 9:16:36 GMT -6
Jim "Buzzsaw" Bishop had a defense for this
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Post by 33coach on Nov 5, 2015 9:42:40 GMT -6
Jim "Buzzsaw" Bishop had a defense for this You are also forgetting the straight line defense. Or as we called it the "whip of death"
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Post by silkyice on Nov 5, 2015 9:45:13 GMT -6
Ahhh, in that thread I clearly say patenet pending ya'll owe me a dollar for trade mark infringement. As the Designer and authoritarian of the facemelter I can teach sell you that offense or you can wait for my 2016 Faster then Fast RPO Offense called Dark lightning. Coach my OL averages 150 lbs, cant bench the bar, and have no aggression. My QB can't throw more than ten yards. My WR drop everything and my RB all run 6.5 40's. Will dark lightning even the playing field and make me 10-0? Let me just say this, Go ahead and order rings.
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Post by tekart on Nov 5, 2015 9:56:29 GMT -6
It will cost you $899 set up fee, and annual subscription of $299. Non disclosure statement required And for just a small fee of $25,000 dollars and your first born male child they can come to you and run a camp to install it.
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Post by 33coach on Nov 5, 2015 10:06:12 GMT -6
It will cost you $899 set up fee, and annual subscription of $299. Non disclosure statement required And for just a small fee of $25,000 dollars and your first born male child they can come to you and run a camp to install it. $25,000 dollars and your first born male child ? i didnt know you were coaching at IMG!
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Post by coachwilcox on Nov 5, 2015 14:09:19 GMT -6
Simply put, it will revolutionize the game. Dark Lightning is so deceptive that YOU don't even know what play is being called. The players choose a random number on their wristband that gives them a direction to go at the snap. No two plays that you run next year will be the same! no tendencies! It's based on Chaos theory, String theory, Game theory,Pythagoras and quantum mechanics. I've read an article about Dark Lightning that said it is a hybrid offense of HUNH Spread, with a dab of Single Wing, sprinkled in with a touch of Notre Dame Box, with a smattering of short yardage Maryland Power I. Rumor has it that Ty Detmer has tweaked it to possess some West Coast philosophy in it. One team in Montana has supposedly ran it only to have their team disbanded by the MHSAA for "beating every oppenent into a drunken stupor", according to MHSAA Director McGuyver McWilliamsonieton. If you are wondering what article I read, don't bother. It has since been zapped from the internet by the FCC due to a bully lawsuit that is being put together by all opponents who played teams who ran the Dark Lightning offense.
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Post by agap on Nov 5, 2015 15:10:44 GMT -6
A 3rd grade student just told me there's a Pokemon named Dark Lightning.
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Post by joris85 on Nov 5, 2015 15:11:07 GMT -6
I had cutups of a game in which one team played the facemelter defense, the other team the dark lightning offense. State Championship game obviously.
My hard drive got outhit, couldn't handle the heat and broke down. It's a shame, wanted to share it here otherwise.
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Post by groundchuck on Nov 5, 2015 15:20:34 GMT -6
Can I still teach my QB the R4 method when using the Dark Lightning offense?
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Post by rsmith627 on Nov 5, 2015 15:32:24 GMT -6
I can testify the brilliance of the Dark Lightning offense here guys. If you aren't running it you need to. The beauty in this offense is in its complexity. I know many of us subscribe to the keep it simple, stupid thinking process. myself included.
Now, I'll admit I was a bit skeptical about paying the $899 fee to get into this system, and I was more skeptical when they told us the playbook had 753 plays in it. I was concerned our kids couldn't remember that many plays and wouldn't be able to execute them, but they haven't needed to. We haven't played a down of football since installing this offense, as opposing teams just forfeit to us because they don't want to embarrass themselves and their teams.
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Post by 33coach on Nov 5, 2015 15:53:21 GMT -6
Can I still teach my QB the R4 method when using the Dark Lightning offense? nope, you have to use the S3 multi-match auto read system.
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Post by spartan on Nov 5, 2015 16:04:46 GMT -6
Coach my OL averages 150 lbs, cant bench the bar, and have no aggression. My QB can't throw more than ten yards. My WR drop everything and my RB all run 6.5 40's. Will dark lightning even the playing field and make me 10-0? Let me just say this, Go ahead and order rings. Yes order rings, but more importantly start building trophy cases.
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Post by coach2013 on Nov 5, 2015 17:21:05 GMT -6
New to the website (and I have to say this is a goldmine) but after I've gotten my feet wet and read some of the older threads, I have a few questions... Mainly, what on earth is the "facemelter"? Just a joke here with the members, or what? Coach welcome to the forum.
Haters are going to hate.
For just 29.99 Ill share the introduction to the classic Facemelter with you.
If you PM now, Ill throw in the advanced FM X package for an additional 29.99
You can bundle the "Trouble shooting the facemelter" which is only 30 seconds long btw, with the other two by simply paying the shipping.
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Post by rsmith627 on Nov 5, 2015 17:26:41 GMT -6
New to the website (and I have to say this is a goldmine) but after I've gotten my feet wet and read some of the older threads, I have a few questions... Mainly, what on earth is the "facemelter"? Just a joke here with the members, or what? Coach welcome to the forum.
Haters are going to hate.
For just 29.99 Ill share the introduction to the classic Facemelter with you.
If you PM now, Ill throw in the advanced FM X package for an additional 29.99
You can bundle the "Trouble shooting the facemelter" which is only 30 seconds long btw, with the other two by simply paying the shipping.
Is trouble shooting the facemelter new material? I thought there were no problems with it ever. It just melts faces.
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Post by 33coach on Nov 5, 2015 17:36:57 GMT -6
Coach welcome to the forum.
Haters are going to hate.
For just 29.99 Ill share the introduction to the classic Facemelter with you.
If you PM now, Ill throw in the advanced FM X package for an additional 29.99
You can bundle the "Trouble shooting the facemelter" which is only 30 seconds long btw, with the other two by simply paying the shipping.
Is trouble shooting the facemelter new material? I thought there were no problems with it ever. It just melts faces. It's not new, It goes over how to keep the state association from kicking you out due to no one wanting to play you. That's the only problem you have to troubleshoot.
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Post by John Knight on Nov 5, 2015 18:25:40 GMT -6
How in the hell has this thread gone this far without the dreaded RPO tag!
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