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Post by tog on Sept 29, 2006 11:51:32 GMT -6
from a leader that plays corner
"watch the run"
"watch the pass"
it was pretty funny
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coachf
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Post by coachf on Sept 29, 2006 15:05:40 GMT -6
We had a kid say this last night in the Freshmen game. ME (coach)- "Cody (our Corner)- #81's ineligible..he can't go out for a pass. Look for Toss coming this side." Freshman linemen behind me - "What?  That's not fair...when we're ineligible we have to sit out that week." |
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Post by brophy on Sept 29, 2006 15:22:28 GMT -6
my best story ever..............
Had a kid I was training at MLB, who was having a hard time figuring out how to call strength...had just broken the huddle and was staring at the scout offense......
all the kids are waiting ...."c'mon...c'mon....what's the strength?!"
After about 10 seconds, our nose-pierced, bleach blonde, spiked hair nose guard turns around from his stance and yells..."WHAT ARE YOU? f***ING RETARDED??!?? IT'S STRONG RIGHT!!! SH--!!"
.................I couldn't say anything......I was dying.
Same kid - we're repping against our opponent's offense (air raid), 5 wide......HC breaks the huddle as scout QB...five wide.....and trying to be authoritative and sure-minded...this same kid (MLB) yells out as loud as he can "WISHBONE!!!!".......
We all look up, stop practice, and just fall out laughing.....yeah, baby, I sure can coach 'em!
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Post by mudslinger on Sept 29, 2006 18:58:56 GMT -6
Tog, Sounds like you have a parent in the making.........
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Post by wingt74 on Sept 29, 2006 20:17:29 GMT -6
OFFENSE ON THE FIELD!
My NT runs out.
"John, where you going?"
silence
John "why am I being benched?"
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Post by coachcalande on Sept 30, 2006 6:43:15 GMT -6
not football, but coaching high school volleyball..one of my kids was the side judge and CAUGHT THE BALL ...he says "out!"...lol...
football - starting center comes back to the huddle yelling at the quarterback "cmon John, I was wide open!"
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That's not fair...when we're ineligible we have to sit out that week."
