Funny story from tonight

This is awesome. Probably one of the best coaching stories I've ever heard. Gotta help those OL guys out any chance you get.

That's awesome.

Any time a story involves an OL gettin some, it's a good story!

Man I don't know what it is about the school I'm at but Ive had 3 of my OL go to alternative school for that in the last year alone!

I have been coaching this game for 40+ years.
There are so many things that football players do that are funny.

Had a new thing happen this year.
We had a female try out for our team. Now this in itself is not unique. Because she was a junior she was required to be on the varsity program.
She wasn't very good, not aggressive, weighed about 120 and would be a good scout team player as a receiver/defensive back. Just had to be aware of the match ups to keep her from getting killed. I was the only coach who talked to her, the other coaches were hoping that she would quit.

After the first day of contact practice she came to me and asked if she could have a new pair of shoulder pads. I asked her why she needed new pads, and she kinda sheepishly said:"Because these pads aren't long enough."
So I had her bring me her pads and sure enough, she wasn't covered in a most sensitive part of her female anatomy.
Which ever coach gave her the pads, just tossed her our "youth small size" and never made sure that they fit properly.
So, in the presence of our female adult trainer, I had her try on like 25 sets of pads to find a pair that were "long" enough.

How do you spell uncomfortable?