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Post by coachbdud on Jan 28, 2013 13:38:21 GMT -6
Just wanted to share this story with everyone because it was probably the funniest moment of the season
Last night was our varsity banquet... yes i know it is really late but it's school tradition to do it in January
Anyway after all the player awards have been given out, the HC brings up our 2 senior team moms... They've been our team moms since this staff took over. Head Coach took over the job 3 years ago and he was thanking them for all of their help the entire time.
He says,
"These women were there 3 years ago when I got my first head job"
(he of course meant head COACHING job)
I immediately want to laugh, but I am hoping no one else catches it, I look over at the long table with all of our players they realize what he said and start busting up, the parents start laughing hysterically now too, then the coaches table lost it and the entire room was crying for about 60 seconds
It was great
I've always wanted to say something like, thanks to all the parents for cumming, we wouldn't have a team without it
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Post by emptybackfield on Jan 28, 2013 16:19:52 GMT -6
Mother of God
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Post by blackknight on Jan 28, 2013 17:15:41 GMT -6
Outstanding!
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Post by spos21ram on Jan 28, 2013 17:23:05 GMT -6
Haha love it
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747
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Post by olinecoach61 on Jan 28, 2013 19:58:59 GMT -6
Classic!
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Post by dubber on Jan 29, 2013 19:38:11 GMT -6
It's stuff like this that ends up being the funniest.....when you are NOT suppose to laugh.
As a sophomore in Biology, we were discussing human reproduction. Our teacher was talking about the male side of things and mentioned the word, "spermatogenesis".
One of the girls in the front row, not looking up from her notes and mostly talking to herself said, "well that's a mouthful."
I immediately start that "silent chuckling" where your shoulders shake uncontrollably. The teacher looks at me, and smiles-----then they entire room went off.
The kind of laughing where you can't breathe........
Never forget it.
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Post by coachklee on Jan 29, 2013 21:44:01 GMT -6
Laugh out {censored} loud! This is a great thread. Can't do anything but laugh after something like these!
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Post by Chris Clement on Jan 29, 2013 22:17:38 GMT -6
Hey, no censor!
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Post by coachklee on Jan 29, 2013 22:47:07 GMT -6
So the word showed up? Or I need to use a different version so it does show up? |
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Post by Chris Clement on Jan 29, 2013 23:01:31 GMT -6
No, it showed up. Very exciting day. We are free from the oppressive wrath. Now we don't have to discuss Thingies Jauron and LeBeau.
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Post by davishfc on Jan 30, 2013 19:53:58 GMT -6
Compelling and rich bdud! Hilarious!
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Post by scoresomemore on Jan 30, 2013 20:33:31 GMT -6
similar story, the first year for our staff at this school where we currently coach. We ended up coming up 2 points short of scoring the most points in school history. The last offensive snap of that season was a slant route and catch where our kid dove to the goal line, extending the ball and the officials called him down 6 inches short of the endzone.
Drum roll please, our HC is introducing our staff at the banquet, mentions that we came up 2 points short of the school scoring record, anyway.....calls out the kids name, "Tommy just needed another 6 inches" and we'd have the scoring record. Kids bust up, parents bust up, coaches lose it......absolutely hilarious.
That talk now lives in fame as the "6 inches" talk.
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Post by coachwoodall on Jan 30, 2013 20:49:15 GMT -6
It's still working down here in God's country. |
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Post by Chris Clement on Jan 30, 2013 20:57:16 GMT -6
In that case I'm thrilled to be among the pagans.
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Post by joboo59 on Jan 30, 2013 21:00:32 GMT -6
We have one entire whiteboard in the office dedicated to stuff just like this. Too many stories to just pick one. But it is the stuff that picks me up when feeling defeated.
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Post by coachwoodall on Jan 30, 2013 21:22:28 GMT -6
In that case I'm thrilled to be among the pagans. I may have been raised cultured, but I can appreciate the coarser side of the vernacular. I can still vividly remember the first time I heard my old man cursed. |
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