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Post by coachmoore42 on Dec 3, 2011 13:52:11 GMT -6
When you use your personal days to attend Glazier Clinics.
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Post by 33coach on Dec 3, 2011 13:56:59 GMT -6
Has anyone else just created a shortcut on their desktop to CoachHuey.com or is that just me? I bought the proboards app on my tablet just so that I could check this site. Sent from my Touchpad using ProBoards
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2011 16:59:50 GMT -6
I'm going to combine the two threads I just got done re-reading and say, "You might be a football coach...if you have to ask Coaching or Wife!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by coachjblair on Dec 4, 2011 21:07:35 GMT -6
If in professional development meetings all you write down on papers is row after row of xoxo just so your x and o look good when on the board in front of your players
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Post by mattyg2787 on Dec 4, 2011 22:12:11 GMT -6
I think the biggest one for me has been reading this thread and thinking "thats an awesome idea, I need a clip board In the John"
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Post by brackhanma on Dec 6, 2011 22:12:47 GMT -6
Your ice scraper breaks so you scrape your windows with a clipboard.
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Post by realdawg on Dec 7, 2011 12:24:18 GMT -6
You guys gotta move down South-havent even needed an ice scraper yet this year, and played golf in shorts at the beach this past weekend!
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Post by coachcb on Dec 7, 2011 16:44:26 GMT -6
When your family refuses to watch football with you because you respond to everything they say with "clinic speak".
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Post by dx51173 on Dec 8, 2011 11:04:16 GMT -6
if , during the off season, you and a coaching friend from another school , are game planning each otherwith his bud light cans with your miller lite bottles at HOOTER'S .
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Post by runnhit on Dec 8, 2011 13:06:58 GMT -6
People refuse to watch a football game with you because you rewind it over and over again to figure out what everyone's doing on a particular play. Frankly I don't know why everyone's complaining...there's no commercials to watch that way!! That is soooo true.... My brother is a captain in the Army and threatens to shoot me every time we watch a game together. I always tell him "hold on, let me see how they blocked that play", or "let me see who fit wrong to get them gashed".
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Post by JVD on Dec 9, 2011 6:33:11 GMT -6
if , during the off season, you and a coaching friend from another school , are game planning each otherwith his bud light cans with your miller lite bottles at HOOTER'S . Sugar packets at Denny's???
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Post by Coach Unk on Dec 9, 2011 8:22:32 GMT -6
if you try or have rewound the nfl games to see something scheme wise lol.
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Post by coachhart on Dec 9, 2011 9:05:24 GMT -6
If you wrong-arm and rip through door jams, around columns, etc around school and other people ask you what you're doing! Just happened to me, principal had no idea what in the world I was doing!
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Post by bluedevil4 on Dec 9, 2011 11:00:07 GMT -6
If you wrong-arm and rip through door jams, around columns, etc around school and other people ask you what you're doing! Just happened to me, principal had no idea what in the world I was doing! I don't open doors, I rip-move through them
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Post by blb on Dec 9, 2011 11:03:56 GMT -6
Had a HS DB coach tell us we should always have our Forearm ready - never let anybody get to close.
Said we should be "forearming 9s and 10s in the hallways."
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Post by gapshoot76 on Dec 9, 2011 11:38:34 GMT -6
When your family refuses to watch football with you because you respond to everything they say with "clinic speak". I'm the opposite, I almost refuse to watch games with family, or in public settings. I can't stand listening to people talk about football who don't know what they are talking about. I CAN NOT watch football with my father in law, he is the typical know it all fan. Never fails that EVERY TIME we get into it about something.
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Post by coachcb on Dec 9, 2011 12:29:17 GMT -6
When your family refuses to watch football with you because you respond to everything they say with "clinic speak". I'm the opposite, I almost refuse to watch games with family, or in public settings. I can't stand listening to people talk about football who don't know what they are talking about. I CAN NOT watch football with my father in law, he is the typical know it all fan. Never fails that EVERY TIME we get into it about something. Yup, been there done that... I used to attend the same Super Bowl party annually but I stopped going after the Steelers-Cardinals game a few years back. A good friend of mine wasn't rooting for either team but had a WR from one on his fantasy team. "Why the hell aren't they throwing deep to ____.. Those stupid short routes aren't working!" "Well, you see, the Steelers are running a lot of zone dogs off of that edge with Palamalu rolling down and SCFing Fitgerald. He's doing a good job of taking away the seam, so they're putting it up in the flats. Fitzgerald has excellent YAC yardage this year AND they're banking on him breaking one." "STFU!"
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Post by mattyg2787 on Dec 9, 2011 14:01:43 GMT -6
When I have to push a air con unit (300+ lbs) you drop into a nice 2 point stance, take a lead step the shoot the hands. Unfortunately I usually end up rolling the hips to jack it up after a few feet.
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Post by tango on Dec 11, 2011 21:09:07 GMT -6
Watching people clap in church and trying to figure out which lady can run the fastest by their arm swing while clapping.
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Post by brackhanma on Dec 11, 2011 22:45:28 GMT -6
You guys gotta move down South-havent even needed an ice scraper yet this year, and played golf in shorts at the beach this past weekend! Haha, you got to love the snow.
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Post by jlt on Dec 12, 2011 9:07:21 GMT -6
Bit strange but it got a bit wet on Saturday and the girlfriend and I were out. The shoes she was wearing would not cope with the 5 yards of water to get through to the restaurant. SO she asked me to carry her.
Without thinking. I did the 2 step form tackle drill. Seconds later I had my head at pad level and arms round the back grabbing her jumper (she was not impressed) and rolled the hips. jacked her up easy for a good 5 yards.
She didnt talk to me for at least 15 minutes. My defence was that within seconds I got her safe and dry across the mud and water. Her reply was that it looked with some stranger was assaulting her using caveman techniques.
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Post by blb on Dec 12, 2011 9:25:50 GMT -6
Typical woman - tell you what they want done, then hold how you do it against you!
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Post by wingtol on Dec 12, 2011 10:37:29 GMT -6
When your family refuses to watch football with you because you respond to everything they say with "clinic speak". I'm the opposite, I almost refuse to watch games with family, or in public settings. I can't stand listening to people talk about football who don't know what they are talking about. I CAN NOT watch football with my father in law, he is the typical know it all fan. Never fails that EVERY TIME we get into it about something. Like when you go to a 4 year old birthday party and have to deiced with the other coach(former D2 DC and coached in our region) who is always at these parties with you, which one of you needs to be the d***head for the day. Since we are in the heart of Steelers-Browns territory all you hear is "WE had you guys" "We'll get you next game" "You gave us a game" and so on. One of has to ask "I didn't know you played/coached for _____. Since you were using We and Us thought you were part of the team."
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Post by tojorich on Dec 14, 2011 17:52:07 GMT -6
You guys are all outta your minds!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!! Some funny stuff. If any of us had a real brain, we would turn these comments into a book.
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Post by prossi on Dec 18, 2011 9:21:45 GMT -6
When your son comes home from school and tells you about the kid who just transfers in. And says Maybe a good 3 tech dad. When you look at your dog and say wow what cod he has. How can I teach that. When you coach your sons basketball game and instead of screaming basketball terms you say run the motion to the wide side or run the weave like the fan. When your daughter makes you take her to cheerleading practice and you see how flexible they are and you consider signing your son up for a few lessons. CONSIDER. When you call everyone coach.
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Post by coachhart on Dec 19, 2011 10:04:55 GMT -6
dcohio - yep, my 18 month old definitely knows a 3 point stance. We're working on getting to zero right now, every dad wants their son to be the QB, right?
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Post by runtoball on Dec 19, 2011 12:47:18 GMT -6
I do have one to add to the list though: If you teach your son and/or daughter a 3 point stance before or around the same time they learn how to walk. - don't lie...if you've got kids you know damm good and well you've had them in a 3 pt before they were 2 years old.[/quote]
Guilty as charged....along the same lines...watching a game this weekend with my son who is now 4, and he informed me that the back fumbled because he didn't have the ball "high and tight" like he's supposed to.
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Post by mattyg2787 on Dec 19, 2011 13:35:26 GMT -6
If you teach your son and/or daughter a 3 point stance before or around the same time they learn how to walk. - don't lie...if you've got kids you know damm good and well you've had them in a 3 pt before they were 2 years old. Lol, my wife was gonna kill me when I did this. My 19 month old actually tried to fire outs and duck walks with me in the back yard last week. Hes still trying to work out how I throw the ball under my legs half way across the yard (long snap) hasn't stopped him from trying though. Pity he can't start football here in Australia till he's 14, so long to wait....
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Post by flingt on Dec 19, 2011 13:39:47 GMT -6
When you have a really hard time letting your son play youth football, because you KNOW he's not going to be properly coached up.
One of the toughtest things about being in our profession. Turning your children over to be "coached" by someone else.
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Post by mattyg2787 on Dec 19, 2011 14:55:36 GMT -6
Forget that, I coaching my son up before he starts playing. The hardest thing will be if he has a coach with a grab bag offense. Or if he wants to be a glory boy
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