bighit65
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Post by bighit65 on Aug 15, 2011 20:54:57 GMT -6
During our screen install session today we had cones set up for landmarks to get to. When we told our freshman guard to go kick the cone out he literally kicked the cone when he got there. Please tell me I'm not the only who has these kids.
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Post by Chris Clement on Aug 15, 2011 21:55:20 GMT -6
No need to worry, they're everywhere.
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Post by coachk12 on Aug 15, 2011 22:56:05 GMT -6
Had a kid show up late to practice one day, so one of the coaches told him to run 5 yards and hit his stomach and to keep on doing that to the 40.
This kid runs 5 yards and then punches himself in the stomach. He's now the backup QB at Missouri.
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Post by coachbuck on Aug 16, 2011 2:06:54 GMT -6
Freshman football is like coaching bantam football 7-8 yr olds. They sometimes do the funniest things and the dumbest things. Its frustrating at times but remember alot are first time players or where coached by really bad youth coaches. Not bagging on youth coaches, I am one of those also. This group we have this year is a bag of rocks but its our job to coachem up and win games.
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Post by k on Aug 16, 2011 10:13:07 GMT -6
I just posted this in another thread but here we go:
When I first started coaching we had a freshman team that kept going off sides. So we started making them do pushups as a team everytime someone did. By game one it worked and we didn't jump offsides at all or in game two. In game three however we jumped and the entire offense immediately got down and started doing pushups before huddling up again.
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Post by CoachCP on Aug 16, 2011 10:28:34 GMT -6
I work with defensive linemen (in addition to OL)
We always have one of these...
ChiBears3454 - Explains technique, pursuit, ect... Player - "And then can I sack the quarterback?"
Or... today...Same kid...
"Guys, when you rush the passer, and you can't get to him, get your hands up. Why should we do that?" "To intercept the pass!"
This is why I prefer working with the offensive line, especially with freshmen. Most freshmen DL only care about the big plays.
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Post by kboyd on Aug 16, 2011 15:23:57 GMT -6
Years ago we had a kid that was dumber than a bag of dinks, great kid but WOW. One day after a particularly patience-draining practice a fellow coach asks the kid: "do you have a metal plate in your head or something?" The kid immediately whips off his helmet and holds back his bangs to expose a big scar and with a big grin says: "yeah I do Coach, I was kicked in the head by a horse when I was two". Made me careful of what I asked the kids seeing that I'll tell you.
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Post by coachguy83 on Aug 16, 2011 15:55:48 GMT -6
I think the funniest freshmen moment I have experienced was last year at a camp we went to as a team. One of the coaches told a player to go talk to coach so and so about something and the player looked at him and said, "Is that the coach with the sunglasses that doesn't ever do anything?"
We were all to busy laughing to answer his question.
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Post by bluedevil4 on Aug 16, 2011 20:53:29 GMT -6
Yesterday, not a dumb moment, quite a brilliant statement actually, and was a great laugh.
We use a color#, color# cadence. The QB screws up the cadence (says the color a third time) and the center snaps the ball, some go, some don't. I ask the kid "having trouble there?" QB: "I have trouble with colors (with a grin)" I try to be funny: "What color is my shirt?" Random player: "four."
The random player is the smallest kid in the program (not even 5'0" and not evenly remotely near puberty). He's a little high-strung kid, but he said it very calm and cool-like with his incredibly high-pitched voice.
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Post by Defcord on Aug 16, 2011 21:06:47 GMT -6
I don't have any good ones. The only thing one of my freshmen told me he decided he didn't want to play anymore so he could be in the cheer block on Fridays...it's a good thing they turn into seniors within four years...or so!
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Post by coachbuck on Aug 17, 2011 1:25:29 GMT -6
I have one from today. Practicing PAT, a new kid/kicker. Center hikes the ball hits the tee and bounces into his hands. He quickly pitches it to the holder. Our HC says no, "yell fire and run to the corner of the endzone" so very next play bad snap ball bounces to him, he throws the ball on the ground runs to the corner yelling fire. Coaching staff was laughing hard today. In hindsit HC could of explained it alot better but man was it funny.
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coachriley
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Post by coachriley on Aug 17, 2011 2:16:51 GMT -6
This thread reminds me of my first game when I played freshman year. It was our first game of the year and it was against our cross town rival. We were a Power I team and and come out double tight and decide to run our bread and butter play, double lead. We had been working on this play since the first day of freshman practice. Well we were running double lead right, our fullback goes to the left, our power back runs like he is kicking out the end, and our halfback runs straight forward, into the QB and we fumble the ball.
When we watched the film, our coach asks our HB why he didn't follow his path, and he just says "well I saw them go different ways, so I just ran right up the middle." All of us bust out laughing as soon as we heard that.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2011 12:13:57 GMT -6
Had a freshmen player covering kickoffs one time and he referred to the opponent's wedge as a "U-Bone." Said something like you just sprint down the field, run around the U-Bone, and make the tackle. Works every time!
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Post by jpdaley25 on Aug 18, 2011 5:23:23 GMT -6
"Is homecoming at home or away this year?"
"Are we the circles or the letters?" (looking at the scout team cards)
"Do I reverse out or do I turn away from the fullback?"
"I did read the corner coach. He's wearing number 24."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2011 8:30:52 GMT -6
Number 1 is a legitimate question: I know of two programs who have had to play their Homecoming Week game on the road!!
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Post by wingtol on Aug 18, 2011 9:53:43 GMT -6
"Coach I don't think these pads fit right"
"Which ones?"
"The built in jock strap"
"Huh?..." Kid had his girdle on back wards.
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Post by airman on Aug 18, 2011 15:07:37 GMT -6
During our screen install session today we had cones set up for landmarks to get to. When we told our freshman guard to go kick the cone out he literally kicked the cone when he got there. Please tell me I'm not the only who has these kids. i have found many of these style kids are visual learned so you must show them first how to do.
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bighit65
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Post by bighit65 on Aug 18, 2011 20:38:16 GMT -6
What's even more crazy then kicking the cone was the fact that this kid somehow looked serviceable during our scrimmage. Definitely a pleasant surprise.
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Post by flosman on Aug 20, 2011 4:47:39 GMT -6
We had a kid that had very little ability and had never played the game and he was worth the price of admission. To his credit he had learned the playbook by the time we got into pads another kid screwed up and he immediately started telling the kid what is assignment was suppose to be. Another coach asked him is he really knew what to do. The kid said Yes Sir I know what every position is suppose to do on any play. So the coach tells him to jump in there and starts coaching up the other guys about not screwing up assignments will earn you playing time. Well on the first play he screws the pooch. Coach starts yelling at the kid about not knowing his assignment. The kid spouts off exactly what he was supposed to do. Of course the coach asks why he did not do it and the kids says "Sir I get nervous when I actually have to do something".
The same kid once was asked after another misstep son are you dumb or something? He gleefully responded, "just a little bit Sir".
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Post by Coach Klemme on Aug 20, 2011 6:28:22 GMT -6
Going over Def allignment. Started talking about what we call our LB's (Mike, Will and Sam). A few kids started looking around and I asked what was wrong. "I don't know who Mike, Will, and Sam are. I just see Adam, Freddy, and Nando standing where the linebackers are."
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Post by jlt on Aug 22, 2011 5:48:03 GMT -6
I just posted this in another thread but here we go: When I first started coaching we had a freshman team that kept going off sides. So we started making them do pushups as a team everytime someone did. By game one it worked and we didn't jump offsides at all or in game two. In game three however we jumped and the entire offense immediately got down and started doing pushups before huddling up again. You know what. I would LOVE to sue that in a game. Its quite an intimidating tactic haha.
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