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Post by dblwngr on Nov 16, 2007 1:22:10 GMT -6
I was asked by one of our ast. coaches today....."What is the craziest thing you have been a part of or witnessed on game day?".........Laughing, I said...... ......"It would have to be a couple of years ago when we had a girl from the school ride in on a horse waving the American flag as the National Anthem was being played. Well, about half way through the anthem, the horse stopped, squatted, and took a wizz that would have filled a bath tub rite on the 35 yard line. Then, after the band finished playing, the horse and rider trotted off the field and seconds later the horse gave a couple shakes, and fell over DEAD of a heart attack!! As if that was'nt enough, when the game finally got going we kicked off and the first tackle was made.......yep, rite in the pool of piss! Looked like a commercial for a water park! LOL ;D  ;D That game I will NEVER forget! Anyone else have any crazy game day stories? |
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Post by cmow5 on Nov 16, 2007 1:51:37 GMT -6
OK as I was reading this I thought it was a little funny when the horse relieved him self on the Field, then when I read the horse dropped dead I almost lost it lol. I don't hate horses or anything like that you just set the story up perfectly. Thanks for the laugh.
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Post by dblwngr on Nov 16, 2007 1:58:42 GMT -6
I was later told that it's common for a horse to release the flood gates before a heart attack..............Who knew? lol!
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Post by realdawg on Nov 16, 2007 7:31:30 GMT -6
One of the friends on our program got a little cut on his wrist loading our kicking net in his truck. This is a man who has been our ball "boy" since the school opened in 1966 and has only missed 3 games in that time (his 3 daughters were getting married) Anyways, our trainer sprayed some nitratane or something on the cut, and the old man had an allergic reaction to it and passed out-swear I thought he was having a heart attack. Well EMS came and took him to the hospital. Right before kick off he comes running on to the field, shirt untucked and the usual two towels over his shoulders. Our head coach asks him how he is and he swears he is ok. Coach says maybe you oughta sit this one out. The man replies, coach if I do that are you gonna run in the da** balls? I almost lost it right their on the sidelines.
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Post by justwingit on Nov 16, 2007 9:03:02 GMT -6
I've had deer run across game fields and dogs that wouldn't leave - but I can't top the horse story.
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Post by CoachMikeJudy on Nov 16, 2007 9:26:49 GMT -6
Not quite a regular season game but...
It was picture day and a home scrimmage.
Kids were getting dressed for pics in the locker room.
A bunch of them come running down yelling for me. "Big Curt hurt himself!"
I hustled up to the lobby and Big Curt was laying their holding his hand. As I approached, I saw his hand was bleeding and something didn't look right about it.
I looked down...
I was straddling his amputated ring finger and part of his middle finger!
HOLY SCHNIKEES
Not a good way to start the day...
A side note- picture day was a disaster (as you can imagine after the bloodbath) but the scrimmage went well- 35-0
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Post by wingt74 on Nov 16, 2007 9:37:32 GMT -6
Sorry, can't top a dead horse story. Awesome stuff.
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Post by tedseay on Nov 16, 2007 10:29:13 GMT -6
Nope, I certainly can't beat a dead horse. ;D  ;D |
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Post by ajreaper on Nov 16, 2007 10:53:50 GMT -6
I have to know- how does a kid cut off his fingers in locker room while getting dressed?
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Post by Rooster on Nov 16, 2007 10:56:32 GMT -6
Before I got in high school had a guy that was so mad at someone for looking at his girlfriend he stuck a screwdriver in his arm and was twisting it because he was so pissed. He is not mental, good friends with him now. (all state DT in 80's) He was sitting alone on a bench before pregame just sticking it in... This is what my head coach talks about alot. He was a bad dude and still is....
When I was in school one of my buddies that didnt play rode his horse in pregame, bareback we are Indians.... Horse went to bucking with him when the band started playing. What is odd he rode broncs in the rodeo.....
Not dead horse though
new2veer
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Post by coachorr on Nov 16, 2007 10:57:49 GMT -6
That was the funniest story I have ever heard.
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Post by cmow5 on Nov 16, 2007 13:11:40 GMT -6
Nice to see I am not the only one that thinks a dead horse is funny lol. Now I got to go I am late for my psychiatric appointment. |
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Post by airraider on Nov 16, 2007 15:29:27 GMT -6
not a football story.. but still funny as heck to this day..
we were at the regional track meet my senior year.. our offensive tackle was a shotputter and was pretty good.. 50+ footer..
anyways.. the day was done and we were up on the side of a hill where every team kind of camps out between events or whatever..
well there were girls EVERYWHERE!! flanked us on both sides.. good looking girls..
well he had a backpack that he had put both the shotputs into.. well also in the backpack were two Hustler magazines..
well the 24 added pounds was not good for the zipper so it busted.. both magazines fell out WIDE open to some GREAT pictures..
and to top it off.. the shotputs took off down the hill and onto the track during the mile relay..
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Post by bulldogoption on Nov 16, 2007 22:57:03 GMT -6
Kid "diarrheaed" in his pants on the sidelines. Thank goodness it was a homegame! |
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Post by coachbdud on Nov 16, 2007 23:01:57 GMT -6
this story happened when i was a freshman, my frosh HC( who is now the varsity HC whom i coach with) gets really fired up on gamedays and tried getting us fired up too. were in the locker room and has us all gathered around him, he starts screaming stuff doing his best to pump us up, them WHAM headbutts the locker so damn hard theres a huge dent in it. later on the field i look at him and blood is trickling down his forehead... he is a bad ass.
by the way there is still that huge dent in that locker
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Post by CoachMikeJudy on Nov 18, 2007 16:56:41 GMT -6
I have to know- how does a kid cut off his fingers in locker room while getting dressed? I had to watch the security camera to get the real story- kids wouldn't say what really happened... His buddy was trying to lock him out of the locker room, and was pulling the big door shut- Curt tried to grab the door to keep it from closing... Door slammed shut with his fingers in it. Sliced right off bro PS DOESN'T EVEN COMPETE WITH THE DEAD HORSE STORY |
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