yoda1
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Post by yoda1 on Jan 25, 2010 9:42:39 GMT -6
Looking for some funny football jokes or stories any help would be appreciated keep them clean if possible.
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Post by airraider on Jan 25, 2010 10:02:23 GMT -6
Looking for some funny football jokes or stories any help would be appreciated keep them clean if possible. not sure who it was.. but someone sent me a message back during the season in talks of wet fields and such.. Said they had a pregame ritual where a kid was chosen each week to lead the team out to midfield while holding a sledge hammer.. they ran out did their little group thing.. and the kid would slam the hammer down.. not really slam it.. but slow it up as to not damage the field. Well this particular week the kid did not slow it down... and he really slammed it down on the field.. right down on top of a sprinkler head.. water started shooting up everywhere.. they had to run and shut the water valve off before they could even kick off.. Said it was pretty wet about midfield between the 40's most of the game.. |
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Post by cqmiller on Jan 26, 2010 21:36:03 GMT -6
We played the team that won our league and played for the Valley Title (State title for most) 2 years ago where they would line up in an unbalanced formation with the TE covered up by the Split End. All week long we worked on the defensive call, rotation and responsibilities vs. this look. One of them included BOTH safeties yelling, "Tight End is Ineligible! Tight End is Ineligible! He's Covered!"
Before the game, we mention to the officials that on film, they would line up in this formation and release the TE on a pass pattern, which is a penalty... blah blah blah. They all agree that they will make sure to find him and make sure he is eligible.
2nd series of the game. 4th and goal at the 9 yard line. They line up in unbalaced. Safeties do exactly what they are supposed to, rotate over to give us an extra run-defender on that side, and the Corner takes Split end into the back of endzone and across the back of it, the SS jumps the Fly-Man out in the flat, the FS picks up the wing running a "throwback" across to the weakside, and the short-corner spies the QB and makes sure to not let him run into the endzone. QB is getting closed in on and sees a man sitting on the hash with nobody within 10 yards... the TE.
Officials give the team a TD, and they are getting ready to let them attempt the PAT. I'm up in the booth having a moderate to severe stroke yelling into the headset to call timeout and talk to the officials. HC is screaming and losing his mind. He calls the timeout and I sprint out of the box in case I have to prevent him from getting tossed, as I am p!ssed off too.
HC is talking to the white-hat and telling him the situation. Illegal touching... blah blah blah. I remind him that the linesman on that side put his fist forward indicating that the outside WR was on the LOS and that he should be able to tell the white-hat that the TE was ineligible.
HC yelling at the linesman..."He was covered!"
Linesman replies... "No he wasn't coach. He was wide open."
I almost $h!t my pants!
Thank god the white-hat asked him if he put his fist forward or not, and when the linesman said he did, they overturned the TD and we got the ball back on downs.
By far the funniest thing I've ever heard somebody say on a football field (that is clean)
P.S. = I used to always tell my mom that pissed off wasn't a bad word... now I'm really p!ssed off.
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Post by Yash on Jan 27, 2010 9:32:41 GMT -6
football joke for you:
Did you hear brett favre retired today?
Him and Adrian Petersen are opening a bakery instead.
Only thing they are going to sell are turnovers.
ha ha ha
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