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Post by rhodesr on Jul 10, 2010 4:39:25 GMT -6
Mine was a recent exchange between a parent our and our head coach.
We were in the middle of dynamic stretching getting ready to start a 7on7 tournament when a parent and his son stroll over to us on the field.
Head Coach: (to player) Lets go. Parent: Coach, I thought you said to be here at 10 o'clock (visibly irritated) Head Coach: What time is it? Parent: 10 after 10. Head Coach: Well OK then.
It was a had to be there kind of situation, but it was hilarious to me.
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Post by coachbuck on Jul 28, 2010 7:48:43 GMT -6
coaching bobble heads one year 7-9yr olds. Before the game some players asked to use the restroom. Told them to hurry up. There where two porta poties at the end of the endzone. A couple minutes later I hear parents laughing. I look over and about 8 players with there pants around there ankles are peeing with there backs to us but facing the main street as cars pass by. Right next to the port a poties. Same game, its about the end of the 3rd qtr. Its hot, I call time out. I yell back at some players get water. I focus on the field. A minute or so I look back to see why know one has brought any water to the kids. All the kids on the sidelines are drinking the water. lol
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Post by wolfden12 on Jul 28, 2010 9:00:28 GMT -6
Working a youth camp yesterday and a 5 year old kept falling on the ground. I said, "why do you keep falling down?" he replied, " my imaginary brother keeps pushing me down"
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Post by Chris Clement on Jul 28, 2010 13:16:05 GMT -6
championship game, second half, and we`re at the tipping point in the game when my safety has to pee, but the bathrooms are across the field, into the arena, down the stairs, into the changerrom and around the corner, and we`re about to score. So I tell him, hold it for a few minutes, we`ll have a defensive drive, stop them, and you can pee, he says `ok Coach!` So we score, XP, KO, we go on D.
Three plays in I call an A gap blitz, my Backer squirts through the whole and tackels the QB, but my LB has a broken wrist, so the massive Cast and Padding combo sends the ball flying, which he scoops up and grabs for a score. Safety and now another LB come to me and ask if they can pee now. I sadly inform them that since we scored a defensive touchdown, we`re back on D. XP, KO and we`re back on D (I`d have put in backups, but our roster wasn`t long enough to have backups)
So, three plays into our defensive stand, they try a pop pass, my speedy little CB runs in and intercepts it, runs for a score. Now 3 players come to me having to pee, but I tell them that the D scored again, so we`re going back out. My safety, who`s been saying he has to pee for about 20 minutes, is desperate, and screams `I don`t care, put anyone in` And tears across the field at full speed while the extra point is being kicked. The refs were going to flag us, but decided that since he was 30 yards behind the play and obviusly had bigger concerns than football at the moment, that it would be easier to let him go.
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Post by scotthoffman1977 on Aug 5, 2010 9:49:01 GMT -6
I'm standing on the 3-man sled last night with a handful from my 10-12 team, and in an effort to get the kids to really pop sled, I said, "Come on, fellas...hit it like it stole your Xbox!" Without coming out of his three-point stance, one young man said, "I don't have an Xbox, Coach." I said, "Okay then, youre Playstation." He said, "Don't have one of those either, Coach." I said, "Okay, make it your Ipod." He said, "Nope. Not that either." I said, "Then what do you do?" (I meant to add, "...in your free time, but I didn't get the chance."
Still in his three-point stance, mouthpiece in, he said, "I play football, Coach." ;D
It gave me goosebumps.
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