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Post by John Knight on Nov 10, 2009 13:05:36 GMT -6
How I learned to mind my own business:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on.....
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
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Post by warriorhog51 on Nov 10, 2009 13:09:32 GMT -6
I love it!
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Post by 1ring on Nov 10, 2009 13:41:33 GMT -6
That was great!
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Post by brophy on Nov 10, 2009 14:04:41 GMT -6
awesome!!!
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Post by gdn56 on Nov 10, 2009 14:05:02 GMT -6
That is priceless!!! Even though I have to admit I feel like I am walking by that same mental institution every day I sit in this 7th Grade Geography class....actually an institution might be an upgrade
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Post by coachcathey on Nov 10, 2009 14:40:36 GMT -6
I needed a laugh....been a sh!tty day...
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Post by caseyd123 on Nov 10, 2009 17:00:42 GMT -6
so friggin funny
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Post by coachguy83 on Nov 10, 2009 17:48:07 GMT -6
Amazing!!!!!!!!!
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Post by champ93 on Nov 10, 2009 18:16:46 GMT -6
good one!
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Post by splitricky5 on Nov 10, 2009 18:25:37 GMT -6
I've needed a smile on my face all day. Thanks for that.
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Post by cnunley on Nov 10, 2009 18:34:25 GMT -6
awesome Coach. Didn't expect that ending
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Post by brian94 on Nov 10, 2009 18:48:31 GMT -6
Thats great...thanks
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Post by bleefb on Nov 10, 2009 21:57:48 GMT -6
Often more true than we would like to think.
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Post by rolltide52 on Nov 12, 2009 9:10:27 GMT -6
Funny
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Post by wwol on Nov 12, 2009 10:21:38 GMT -6
awesome
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Post by hoard on Nov 12, 2009 10:47:23 GMT -6
Nice one!!
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Post by jlail on Nov 12, 2009 10:59:19 GMT -6
I work at a mental hospital, and thats very funny
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Post by olinecoach61 on Nov 12, 2009 11:10:43 GMT -6
nicely done
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Post by spartancoach on Nov 12, 2009 11:53:31 GMT -6
classic
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Post by Coach JR on Nov 12, 2009 13:31:22 GMT -6
This is about the 4th time I've read it, and it's still funny.
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Post by raiderpirates on Nov 12, 2009 15:49:20 GMT -6
That's what the eyepatch on the Raiders logo is all about....
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Post by highball007 on Nov 12, 2009 18:44:14 GMT -6
I have read this a few times and it just gets funnier and funnier each time!
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Post by brophy on Nov 13, 2009 11:28:00 GMT -6
Love the joke....
Hey, is this wrong?
The other day, I approached a player, "hey, man....hey, the recruiters were up here the other day asking about you"
"Oh, really?!"
"Yeah, have you thought about what you're going to do after high school?" I say.
"not much...but who was asking about me?...."
"The US Army is real interested in you and thought they could offer you a good deal at a scholarship"
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Post by John Knight on Nov 13, 2009 12:20:11 GMT -6
another version!
Yelling 86, 86, 86
A passer-by is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". The passer-by asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?"
The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and find out.
The passer-by thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay."
The man lifts the manhole cover, the passer-by steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling "87, 87, 87"..
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Post by dubber on Nov 13, 2009 12:40:44 GMT -6
Love the joke.... Hey, is this wrong? The other day, I approached a player, "hey, man....hey, the recruiters were up here the other day asking about you""Oh, really?!""Yeah, have you thought about what you're going to do after high school?" I say. "not much...but who was asking about me?....""The US Army is real interested in you and thought they could offer you a good deal at a scholarship"That's not wrong, and consider it stolen.
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Post by Fridge on Nov 17, 2009 9:57:19 GMT -6
Searched and found it :-)
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Post by coachcoyote on Nov 18, 2009 0:31:14 GMT -6
Good Chuckle!
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