The wierdest thing you have ever seen?

Coach, is that how you teach your boys, how to celebrate after a win.... ;D

And that you have a lot of...

wouldn't know about that here, more like rich Asian kids... ;D

Another one...again as I think more come to me.

My 2nd year here we have to travel in week 1 to a good school to play, long bus ride (about 1 hour and 15 minutes which is fairly long for us). It was HOT and HUMID all during the preseason and we had been dealing with a lot of kids cramping. So we are all over our kids all week to hydrate as much as possible. They are to have a water bottle on the bus and be drinking all the way there.

About 30 minutes into the trip (and in the middle of nowhere) bus blows a tire. Both buses stop. They radio for another bus to come get us. As we are scoping the situation a senior asks if he can take a leak by the fence...(same kid as above story). Of course I say yes. We are in the middle of nowhere, on a county road. 1 house is near us, but bus blocks the view from house to fence near the cornfield.

I come around the bus and see all 52 kids and 4 assistant coaches lined up in a row by the fence all taking a leak. Woman sitting on porch at house is laughing.

We get all the 2 deep on the 1 bus and head out, leaving rest of the players to wait for the next bus to meet us there. They get there for pregame warmups. We go on to win a very tight ballgame.

Monday at school I get an email from a name I do not know. I open it, and yes, you guessed it it is a picture of my "team" peeing by the fence. Lady on the porch said it was the best laugh she had had in a long time. Again it was funny, and even more so becasue she had taken a picture and sent to me rather than call administration and get me called to the office. I sent her a thank you in the mail with a picture of the team fully dressed in game uniforms.

We won a game using a pass play

We were preparing to play Clemson for the ACC Championship and the Thursday before the game, all of the players were doing their arm pump routine as we always did. Our back-up nose guard was this body builder type who had his own curl bar in his room. He decided to do 100 curls in a row to pump his arms and, in the process, his arms cramped up so bad that he couldn't straighten his arms and he missed the game. (We lost)

beatdown-

"Run(s) Forrest, Run(s)!!!" LOL

knighter: Exactly

How many of ya'll have had the scoreboard just shut off during the game?

one time at an away game.....we were getting raped by the officials in the first half....it was terrible....

well, anyway, HC is protesting enthusiastically.....and rips out the crotch of his Dockers.....thing is - he was going Commando....

So we had to scramble and find an old jersey, then an old player parka that he could tie around his waist as there was no backup pants on hand...

I was following two of our "rocket scientists" out to practice one day, they did not know I was behind them. Their conversation went like this-

"there is no way I should have gotten in trouble for say that"

"yes you should have, pissed is a swear word"

"no it is not"

"yes it is"

"no it is not, a swear word has to be four letter"

"pissed is four letter P-I-S-T"

and with that, the kid who had said it, said "oh yeah, I guess you are right"

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