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Post by 19delta on Mar 21, 2017 19:08:58 GMT -6
I think this is being blown a little out of proportion, it's not like he put mustard & onions on it. +1 Chicago style.... |
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Post by somecoach on Mar 21, 2017 22:30:43 GMT -6
this reminds me of one of the all time great stories so back in the day of VHS cameras, the coaching staff was sitting around goofing off in the FH after a two-a-day workout, had one of those giant cameras that takes a VHS tape inside. So the guys are getting a little rowdy and one dude is filming "interviews" of all the assistants where they are saying off-the-wall crap. So the final interview goes to the HC who is asked "coach just why did they make you the boss anyway?" "cuz I got the biggest F___in C_ck in the state" he then proceeds to pull it out and show it to the camera everybody laughs and the tape gets rewound and kept in the camera to be recorded over with practice film next day. Time marches on and the season comes to an end, back in them days kids who wanted to make a highlight tape they had to go to a multi VCR deck and pull out each game tape and record the clips they wanted, so this one kids makes a team highlight tape to show at a house party and pulls a random tape out of the box to record it on....you see where this is going house party with team and parents....highlight video ends.."welcome to the jungle" fades away...few seconds of darkness, then the tape starts playing something else "coach..why did they make you the boss anyway?" nobody survived that one .... Dear God |
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Post by macdiiddy on Mar 22, 2017 0:21:44 GMT -6
No one can take a joke these days haha
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Post by hunhdisciple on Mar 23, 2017 8:38:49 GMT -6
Maybe it's just me, but "don't show kids your penis" seems to pretty much the baseline of things not to do.
Job interview questions are going to take a weird turn, now.
"So, if we hire you and there is a cook out, and players are talking about the size of hot dogs, would you show them your penis in a hot dog bun or no?"
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Post by fantom on Mar 23, 2017 8:49:18 GMT -6
Maybe it's just me, but "don't show kids your penis" seems to pretty much the baseline of things not to do. Job interview questions are going to take a weird turn, now. "So, if we hire you and there is a cook out, and players are talking about the size of hot dogs, would you show them your penis in a hot dog bun or no?" Of course not. Ritz cracker, maybe. |
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Post by larrymoe on Mar 23, 2017 13:36:35 GMT -6
This was a complete dick move.
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Post by gccwolverine on Mar 24, 2017 9:20:35 GMT -6
The slow decline of civilization as we know it... Maybe its me.... but I'm of the opinion that civilization has never really been that great to begin with ever. We as a collective species are a giant pool of mediocrity and let down. |
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Post by fkaboneyard on Mar 24, 2017 10:08:15 GMT -6
The slow decline of civilization as we know it... Maybe its me.... but I'm of the opinion that civilization has never really been that great to begin with ever. We as a collective species are a giant pool of mediocrity and let down. I'll bet you're a blast at parties. |
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Post by jrk5150 on Mar 24, 2017 11:23:55 GMT -6
LBJ apparently was quite fond of showing off his package. Legend has it when a reporter challenged him about a decision he made, he pulled it out and said "because this is why".
So apparently this guy has what it takes to be President... :-)
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Post by fantom on Mar 24, 2017 11:40:04 GMT -6
LBJ apparently was quite fond of showing off his package. Legend has it when a reporter challenged him about a decision he made, he pulled it out and said "because this is why". So apparently this guy has what it takes to be President... :-) Supposedly, one time LBJ was talking to some reporters at his ranch when he walked behind a tree to take a leak. A reporter told him to watch that a snake didn't bite his dick. LBJ answered, "Hell boys, it is part snake". |
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Post by 3rdandlong on Mar 24, 2017 12:06:13 GMT -6
I think this is being blown a little out of proportion, it's not like he put mustard & onions on it. Note to self. Do not read the general board while I'm in my classroom and kids are making up a quiz during nutrition break! I was holding in my laugh for at least 5 minutes!!! |
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Post by freezeoption on Mar 25, 2017 8:27:43 GMT -6
bill Clinton whipped it out many times, lbj didn't mess around, I mean he took out jfk
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Post by vanden48 on Mar 26, 2017 19:43:26 GMT -6
The slow decline of civilization as we know it... Maybe its me.... but I'm of the opinion that civilization has never really been that great to begin with ever. We as a collective species are a giant pool of mediocrity and let down. Speak for yourself. I am the greatest thing since Laser Discs. What would have been a real funny turn to the story is if a kid tried to grab it to eat. This is why I only grille steaks with the team, nobody feels compelled to compare their junk to the food. |
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Post by Defcord on Mar 26, 2017 20:42:12 GMT -6
Cookout??? I thought the calendar said cockout...
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Post by fkaboneyard on Mar 27, 2017 11:18:12 GMT -6
Maybe its me.... but I'm of the opinion that civilization has never really been that great to begin with ever. We as a collective species are a giant pool of mediocrity and let down. Speak for yourself. I am the greatest thing since Laser Discs. What would have been a real funny turn to the story is if a kid tried to grab it to eat. This is why I only grille steaks with the team, nobody feels compelled to compare their junk to the food. They're out there, they walk among us. |
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Post by coachdubyah on Aug 4, 2023 21:46:24 GMT -6
this reminds me of one of the all time great stories so back in the day of VHS cameras, the coaching staff was sitting around goofing off in the FH after a two-a-day workout, had one of those giant cameras that takes a VHS tape inside. So the guys are getting a little rowdy and one dude is filming "interviews" of all the assistants where they are saying off-the-wall crap. So the final interview goes to the HC who is asked "coach just why did they make you the boss anyway?" "cuz I got the biggest F___in C_ck in the state" he then proceeds to pull it out and show it to the camera everybody laughs and the tape gets rewound and kept in the camera to be recorded over with practice film next day. Time marches on and the season comes to an end, back in them days kids who wanted to make a highlight tape they had to go to a multi VCR deck and pull out each game tape and record the clips they wanted, so this one kids makes a team highlight tape to show at a house party and pulls a random tape out of the box to record it on....you see where this is going house party with team and parents....highlight video ends.."welcome to the jungle" fades away...few seconds of darkness, then the tape starts playing something else "coach..why did they make you the boss anyway?" nobody survived that one This is still the greatest story ever told on here! |
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Post by Defcord on Aug 5, 2023 11:33:47 GMT -6
this reminds me of one of the all time great stories so back in the day of VHS cameras, the coaching staff was sitting around goofing off in the FH after a two-a-day workout, had one of those giant cameras that takes a VHS tape inside. So the guys are getting a little rowdy and one dude is filming "interviews" of all the assistants where they are saying off-the-wall crap. So the final interview goes to the HC who is asked "coach just why did they make you the boss anyway?" "cuz I got the biggest F___in C_ck in the state" he then proceeds to pull it out and show it to the camera everybody laughs and the tape gets rewound and kept in the camera to be recorded over with practice film next day. Time marches on and the season comes to an end, back in them days kids who wanted to make a highlight tape they had to go to a multi VCR deck and pull out each game tape and record the clips they wanted, so this one kids makes a team highlight tape to show at a house party and pulls a random tape out of the box to record it on....you see where this is going house party with team and parents....highlight video ends.."welcome to the jungle" fades away...few seconds of darkness, then the tape starts playing something else "coach..why did they make you the boss anyway?" nobody survived that one This is still the greatest story ever told on here! Classic! Was probably silkyice |
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Post by bulldogsdc on Aug 5, 2023 14:01:03 GMT -6
bro.... Big guy was operating before cell phones and still got clipped
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Post by larrymoe on Aug 5, 2023 15:46:23 GMT -6
bro.... Big guy was operating before cell phones and still got clipped Guy I coached with tells the story that he was a young assistant on a staff with a first year HC. They're sitting around the day before the start of 2 a days and the HC walks in and goes "I just want you to know, I didn't do anything illegal, but I'm not going to be your HC this year." Apparently this guy lent a game tape form a previous stop to players to show them the offense they'd be running. Problem was , at some point the tape cut out to him railing his old lady. Of course, dozens of copies were made and eventually a parent found out. Guy resigned and was never heard from in these parts again. |
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Post by olinecoach70 on Aug 5, 2023 16:38:41 GMT -6
This is comedy gold. I can only imagine some of the idiots that have been chosen to lead programs.
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Post by 19delta on Aug 6, 2023 15:22:58 GMT -6
This is comedy gold. I can only imagine some of the idiots that have been chosen to lead programs. I last coached high school ball in 2009. REALLY glad social media was not as ubiquitous back then, especially at clinics.  |
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Post by CS on Aug 6, 2023 16:29:31 GMT -6
bro.... Big guy was operating before cell phones and still got clipped Guy I coached with tells the story that he was a young assistant on a staff with a first year HC. They're sitting around the day before the start of 2 a days and the HC walks in and goes "I just want you to know, I didn't do anything illegal, but I'm not going to be your HC this year." Apparently this guy lent a game tape form a previous stop to players to show them the offense they'd be running. Problem was , at some point the tape cut out to him railing his old lady. Of course, dozens of copies were made and eventually a parent found out. Guy resigned and was never heard from in these parts again. 😂😂😂 |
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Post by tog on Aug 6, 2023 21:26:57 GMT -6
that is just fukking stupid and wrong, wtf |
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Post by tog on Aug 6, 2023 21:30:53 GMT -6
I feel bad for the coach having to use a hot dog bun. I'm glad I can only do this with a sausage bun I use french bread, lol..... |
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Post by tog on Aug 6, 2023 21:33:07 GMT -6
Then there is the very old story about the grizzled old coach down South who wants his show his kids how tough he was, so he arranges for a demonstration. He brings an alligator into the locker room, unzips his pants, and puts his tallywacker in between the alligators jaws. The alligator commences a chomping, and a chewing and he just grunts. He finally grabs a helmet off of a nearby bench and smacks the alligator upside the head hard enough to knock it out cold. "Do any of you think that you're tough enough to do that?" he roars. Finally a kid in the back timidly raises his hand and says: "I'll do it, but just don't hit me in the head with a helmet when I'm done!" Actually a terrible idea, just another case of severe testosterone poisoning. always hear this story with a tx snapping turtle |
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Post by wolverine55 on Aug 7, 2023 8:54:08 GMT -6
Strangest I've heard in these regards is a teacher (can't remember if he coached or not) was in a tree spying on neighboring high school females having a pool party. Well, one of the girls actually started to drown and he sprung into action and saved her. Once things calmed down, where he was exactly and how he knew so quickly the girl needed help came into question.
This happened years ago and a quick google search proved fruitless, but I know it was a small Illinois school.
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Post by olcoach53 on Aug 7, 2023 12:45:51 GMT -6
Strangest I've heard in these regards is a teacher (can't remember if he coached or not) was in a tree spying on neighboring high school females having a pool party. Well, one of the girls actually started to drown and he sprung into action and saved her. Once things calmed down, where he was exactly and how he knew so quickly the girl needed help came into question. This happened years ago and a quick google search proved fruitless, but I know it was a small Illinois school.
This is like the subplot to Back to The Future
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