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Post by wingtol on Mar 21, 2017 7:01:34 GMT -6
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Post by mariner42 on Mar 21, 2017 7:25:14 GMT -6
I can think of no situation other than bad gay porn where that move should happen.
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Post by Chris Clement on Mar 21, 2017 7:32:26 GMT -6
Can't say I've heard that one before.
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Post by jrk5150 on Mar 21, 2017 7:40:11 GMT -6
"You better have dates and times of the juicing"...
For something that supposedly didn't happen, he sure refers to it in a familiar way.
Granted this is an article and context can mean everything, but pretty much every response he gives doesn't exactly scream "innocent". Quite the opposite. Innocent people express surprise and make complete denials, they don't quibble over small details.
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Post by **** on Mar 21, 2017 7:41:43 GMT -6
Only thing missing from that cook out is some syrup!
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Post by coachcb on Mar 21, 2017 7:53:20 GMT -6
The slow decline of civilization as we know it...
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Post by fshamrock on Mar 21, 2017 8:00:30 GMT -6
this reminds me of one of the all time great stories
so back in the day of VHS cameras, the coaching staff was sitting around goofing off in the FH after a two-a-day workout, had one of those giant cameras that takes a VHS tape inside. So the guys are getting a little rowdy and one dude is filming "interviews" of all the assistants where they are saying off-the-wall crap. So the final interview goes to the HC who is asked
"coach just why did they make you the boss anyway?"
"cuz I got the biggest F___in C_ck in the state" he then proceeds to pull it out and show it to the camera
everybody laughs and the tape gets rewound and kept in the camera to be recorded over with practice film next day.
Time marches on and the season comes to an end, back in them days kids who wanted to make a highlight tape they had to go to a multi VCR deck and pull out each game tape and record the clips they wanted, so this one kids makes a team highlight tape to show at a house party and pulls a random tape out of the box to record it on....you see where this is going
house party with team and parents....highlight video ends.."welcome to the jungle" fades away...few seconds of darkness, then the tape starts playing something else
"coach..why did they make you the boss anyway?"
nobody survived that one
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Post by **** on Mar 21, 2017 8:17:51 GMT -6
this reminds me of one of the all time great stories so back in the day of VHS cameras, the coaching staff was sitting around goofing off in the FH after a two-a-day workout, had one of those giant cameras that takes a VHS tape inside. So the guys are getting a little rowdy and one dude is filming "interviews" of all the assistants where they are saying off-the-wall crap. So the final interview goes to the HC who is asked "coach just why did they make you the boss anyway?" "cuz I got the biggest F___in C_ck in the state" he then proceeds to pull it out and show it to the camera everybody laughs and the tape gets rewound and kept in the camera to be recorded over with practice film next day. Time marches on and the season comes to an end, back in them days kids who wanted to make a highlight tape they had to go to a multi VCR deck and pull out each game tape and record the clips they wanted, so this one kids makes a team highlight tape to show at a house party and pulls a random tape out of the box to record it on....you see where this is going house party with team and parents....highlight video ends.."welcome to the jungle" fades away...few seconds of darkness, then the tape starts playing something else "coach..why did they make you the boss anyway?" nobody survived that one This is phuking hilarious |
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Post by jcamerot on Mar 21, 2017 8:39:49 GMT -6
Does doing this with a hot dog bun fall into the category-----#always grinding or #always grilling......  |
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Post by blb on Mar 21, 2017 8:43:22 GMT -6
Boy these really are the "dog" days.
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Post by natenator on Mar 21, 2017 8:44:04 GMT -6
I feel bad for the coach having to use a hot dog bun. I'm glad I can only do this with a sausage bun
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Post by brophy on Mar 21, 2017 8:58:06 GMT -6
the wussification of America.
How you supposed to motivate your athletes if you can't even do stuff like this?
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Post by fantom on Mar 21, 2017 8:58:44 GMT -6
How do guys this freakin' stupid get jobs?
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Post by CS on Mar 21, 2017 8:59:14 GMT -6
I don't get the overly homoerotic shenanigans going on with food products...wtf
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Post by CoachFetty on Mar 21, 2017 9:07:14 GMT -6
Tom Hanks - "Bachelor Party"
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Post by olcoach53 on Mar 21, 2017 9:24:43 GMT -6
I guess I am in the wrong here but I never understood showing my junk to another man...
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Post by groundchuck on Mar 21, 2017 10:17:39 GMT -6
Bring out the syrup.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2017 10:21:32 GMT -6
Guys like this have (had) head coaching jobs and I can't even get a sniff right now...
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Post by fantom on Mar 21, 2017 10:28:44 GMT -6
What I don't get is how any of these things and others that we've read about seem like a good idea at the time? How do you get drunk enough at a team function to stick your dick in bun and show it to kids? How did "juicing" seem like harmless fun? WTF is wrong with some people?
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Post by IronmanFootball on Mar 21, 2017 10:38:31 GMT -6
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Post by groundchuck on Mar 21, 2017 11:33:30 GMT -6
What I don't get is how any of these things and others that we've read about seem like a good idea at the time? How do you get drunk enough at a team function to stick your dick in bun and show it to kids? How did "juicing" seem like harmless fun? WTF is wrong with some people? None of those things seem like a good idea at any time. |
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Post by Spread 'em out on Mar 21, 2017 11:52:22 GMT -6
It's bad enough that the head coach is doing this; but my question is where are the assistants? How on Earth can you end up with a full coaching staff that would think this is okay and not A) prevent other adults from drinking around the team B) not report that immediately to a school administrator. I'm sure if most of us saw our HC do something like this we would take the proper steps to make sure it didnt happen again.
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Post by tothehouse on Mar 21, 2017 13:49:41 GMT -6
Read the comments....just for the laughs.
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Post by fkaboneyard on Mar 21, 2017 13:52:18 GMT -6
I think this is being blown a little out of proportion, it's not like he put mustard & onions on it.
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Post by carookie on Mar 21, 2017 14:32:02 GMT -6
Guys like this have (had) head coaching jobs and I can't even get a sniff right now... Dude probably has lots of real good connections with college coaches, and can get any kid a scholarship. Thats what its all about nowadays. |
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Post by freezeoption on Mar 21, 2017 18:06:05 GMT -6
if he was jewish it could be a Hebrew national
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Post by bignose on Mar 21, 2017 18:30:46 GMT -6
Then there is the very old story about the grizzled old coach down South who wants his show his kids how tough he was, so he arranges for a demonstration.
He brings an alligator into the locker room, unzips his pants, and puts his tallywacker in between the alligators jaws.
The alligator commences a chomping, and a chewing and he just grunts. He finally grabs a helmet off of a nearby bench and smacks the alligator upside the head hard enough to knock it out cold.
"Do any of you think that you're tough enough to do that?" he roars.
Finally a kid in the back timidly raises his hand and says: "I'll do it, but just don't hit me in the head with a helmet when I'm done!"
Actually a terrible idea, just another case of severe testosterone poisoning.
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Post by canesfan on Mar 21, 2017 18:56:07 GMT -6
Then there is the very old story about the grizzled old coach down South who wants his show his kids how tough he was, so he arranges for a demonstration. He brings an alligator into the locker room, unzips his pants, and puts his tallywacker in between the alligators jaws. The alligator commences a chomping, and a chewing and he just grunts. He finally grabs a helmet off of a nearby bench and smacks the alligator upside the head hard enough to knock it out cold. "Do any of you think that you're tough enough to do that?" he roars. Finally a kid in the back timidly raises his hand and says: "I'll do it, but just don't hit me in the head with a helmet when I'm done!" Actually a terrible idea, just another case of severe testosterone poisoning. That story is funny. |
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Post by 19delta on Mar 21, 2017 19:04:48 GMT -6
Only thing missing from that cook out is some syrup! That's great! Nicely done... |
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Post by 19delta on Mar 21, 2017 19:06:31 GMT -6
this reminds me of one of the all time great stories so back in the day of VHS cameras, the coaching staff was sitting around goofing off in the FH after a two-a-day workout, had one of those giant cameras that takes a VHS tape inside. So the guys are getting a little rowdy and one dude is filming "interviews" of all the assistants where they are saying off-the-wall crap. So the final interview goes to the HC who is asked "coach just why did they make you the boss anyway?" "cuz I got the biggest F___in C_ck in the state" he then proceeds to pull it out and show it to the camera everybody laughs and the tape gets rewound and kept in the camera to be recorded over with practice film next day. Time marches on and the season comes to an end, back in them days kids who wanted to make a highlight tape they had to go to a multi VCR deck and pull out each game tape and record the clips they wanted, so this one kids makes a team highlight tape to show at a house party and pulls a random tape out of the box to record it on....you see where this is going house party with team and parents....highlight video ends.."welcome to the jungle" fades away...few seconds of darkness, then the tape starts playing something else "coach..why did they make you the boss anyway?" nobody survived that one That's hilarious. Was he at least telling the truth? |
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