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Post by carson101 on Feb 22, 2006 15:03:01 GMT -6
holy snikies
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Post by saintrad on Feb 22, 2006 17:28:35 GMT -6
OH thats so 8up! (civilian version of 8 slam dumb the f*@k up private)
or my new favorite from this last season
WHat?!? You got to be smoking astro turf zebra!" (HC said that and i am not usre who was laughing harer, me or the zebra)
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baraboo99
Sophomore Member
[F4:ryan.andersen33]
Posts: 205
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Post by baraboo99 on Feb 23, 2006 9:37:08 GMT -6
I tend to swear in foreign languages...has the same effect and the guys don't know what I'm saying!
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Post by blb on Feb 23, 2006 9:48:50 GMT -6
Do "crap" and "dammit" count? I like brophy's "Great Googly Moogly!"
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Post by donaldduck on Feb 23, 2006 10:37:43 GMT -6
I use: Good Googly Moogly Dad Gummit San Antonio Chihuahua
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Post by captainlou on Feb 24, 2006 19:30:16 GMT -6
Focker Kelly Clarkson
we broke out BULLnuts with the kids last week and it's become a favorite!
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Post by tog on Feb 24, 2006 19:57:45 GMT -6
bullnuts will be tried out
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Post by saintrad on Feb 25, 2006 0:53:57 GMT -6
to quote my 7 yr old son: SCHIZNUTZ!
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Post by runtheball86 on Feb 25, 2006 15:17:45 GMT -6
Told you, Tog ... BULLnuts....an instant classic!
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Post by coachnorm on Feb 25, 2006 19:17:30 GMT -6
Heard this from one kid to another once "You are sofa king dumb" - carefully enunciated too!
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Post by coachjimmer on Feb 25, 2006 20:27:09 GMT -6
Nincompoop!!! Jiminy Christmas!! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!
Sometimes I swear in Hawaiian, Samoan and Japanese language and no one would understand what the hell I was saying. Everytime I'd swear in Japanese, I would have some players replying back to me, "Ah-so!"
Sayonara,
Coach Jimmer
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oline56
Probationary Member
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Post by oline56 on Feb 28, 2006 11:05:11 GMT -6
two of my favorites ''you make mistakes like your mother'', ''your mother can catch balls why cant you'',and my favorite saying for bench is '' lift that fat bi+ch off your chest ''
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Post by cqmiller on Feb 28, 2006 11:13:58 GMT -6
I have a paper that the kids and parents must sign with the participation forms. It includes the fact that coaches probably will cuss during the season. Talks about playing time, and other disciplinary situations (tardies, abscences, fights, etc...). Covers my butt, just in case I forget to use my FUDGING, piece of POOP, GOSH DARN, BUTTHEAD covering words.
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Post by lovetocoach on Feb 28, 2006 20:21:52 GMT -6
GOOD GOOGILY GOOP!!! BLESSED!! WE DON'T HAVE ALL STINKING DAY! FOOT!
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yspace
Sophomore Member
Posts: 145
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Post by yspace on Mar 1, 2006 9:34:30 GMT -6
A teacher once told a student we had in common that he had "Rectal-Cranial Inversion."
Jim Valvano once asked an official, "Can you give me a 'T' for what I'm thinking?" Official: "No, I can't." Jim V.: "Good, 'cause I think you suck!"
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Post by backercoach on Mar 1, 2006 10:07:48 GMT -6
That's Bullspit
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Post by trueplayer on Mar 2, 2006 7:31:58 GMT -6
Bullsmith Sugar Honey Ice Tea Motherflex Mickey Frickey Flex Flip Don't give a Rats' Bullcorn Hot Garbage Oh my Gracious!!! What the H.E. double hockey sticks? I don't give a good goshdarn!
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kakavian
Sophomore Member
Where's the ball, boy? Find the ball.
Posts: 175
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Post by kakavian on Mar 4, 2006 17:23:01 GMT -6
Maggot infested Crap Kisser! (not a swear word in there, but it got the point across) Fecal Snorting aardvark! Barbarian Goat Rapist! God BLESS it! Monosynaptic Neaderthal (very rarely used on opposing coaches) DagNabit! Froglicker Son of a Zebra! Make your Filthy, MudGuzzling Blocks!
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tsims
Freshmen Member
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Post by tsims on Mar 6, 2006 11:58:00 GMT -6
When the God in GD is about to fly, I like to turn it in to God Bless America. Isn't very patriotic when you are throwing things at the same time. I like to be creative too. Richard Cranium, Head, Weed, Munch. Then you just mentally put what word you want to go with it. Keeps you off the carpet.
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Post by dacoachmo on Mar 6, 2006 17:18:59 GMT -6
FRAK!
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nannother
Sophomore Member
GREATEST RB EVER
Posts: 122
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Post by nannother on Mar 6, 2006 21:41:24 GMT -6
These are my favorites. My dad's a minister so it was hard for me to get away with these.
1) Mother for ya
2) Son of a biscuit
3) Bass ackward (A_ _ backward)
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racky
Probationary Member
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Post by racky on Mar 7, 2006 11:06:13 GMT -6
Bohica = Bend over here it comes again
Wetsu = We eat this Sh!t up
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Post by bark77dc on Mar 7, 2006 18:55:12 GMT -6
I have been making a huge comittment to stop swearing, so this past season I started sound like my HS head coach and the HC I worked for when I was coaching college ball.
Hells bells and god blessit are now two of my most used words.
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Post by blb on Mar 7, 2006 18:57:57 GMT -6
I'm telling ya, "Great Googly Moogly" will work with kids and refs. Thanks again, brophy.
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crl
Junior Member
Pick me , pick me... I want to be on the RNC location scout team.
Posts: 476
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Post by crl on Mar 10, 2006 7:18:49 GMT -6
Penner- means bum in German....the problem is I say F~~~ing before it....
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Post by xxlbulldog on Mar 12, 2006 22:44:22 GMT -6
Grunt! Usage: That play looked like GRUNT!
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