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Post by knight9299 on Aug 5, 2007 14:20:18 GMT -6
In a single day... skateboarding quote] I just hate hearing that word alone. But I'm sick of hearing is: AD: "No matter what we're having a freshman team AND a sophomore team" Me: "Uh, we only have 9 frosh and 12 sophs" AD: "NO MATTER what we're having 2 separate teams!!" Me: (thinking to myself) "This guy realizes we're not a 8 man school, right? RIGHT?"
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Post by tiger46 on Aug 5, 2007 15:09:07 GMT -6
"My son has too much speed to play on the O-Line." I had to hear that one during a phonecall from some kid's step-dad last Friday. BTW, his kid is fast. But, no faster than mine....who does play on the O-line. "Coach, I'm not going to be at practice/ the game. I'm going to be with my daddy." I got that one about three times last season. Me(thinking to myself): "Oh, you mean that no child support paying, deadbeat s.o.b. that hasn't bothered to even give you a phone call in the last two or, three, years? That daddy that if I totaled up the amount of time that I've spent with you in practice compared to how much time he's spent with you in the last three years, I'd qualify as your daddy? That daddy?!" "Wow.... it should be the greatest sleep-over you've ever had. He's had three years to plan for it."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2007 15:16:41 GMT -6
I hate the word "potential"--all it means is that you haven't done a darn thing yet.
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Post by coachcb on Aug 5, 2007 15:22:00 GMT -6
We're in Cover 2 or Cover 3 and the announcer says, "FS #15 on the tackle"
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Post by knight9299 on Aug 5, 2007 16:36:05 GMT -6
We're in Cover 2 or Cover 3 and the announcer says, "FS #15 on the tackle" Amen & God help us to that!
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Post by coachcalande on Aug 5, 2007 16:57:53 GMT -6
"Teeejaywhozyamama?"
I actually love the commercial...but comon, its been overkill for about a month already.
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Post by davecisar on Aug 5, 2007 16:59:44 GMT -6
"But coach johnson changed it" (or insert any other name of a volunteer coach who comes once a week and does not work to get better in the offseason...never misses a friday night though ) Yea, we have a couple of those. Man I really hate that. Had one that wanted me to change our defensive scheme durring the 2nd quarter of the game from the press box!! Yea coach got ya.. Another told an oline guy not to cut the 3 tech on the back side (we cut and cut off all back side). He told the kid to hook block him cause he wasn't good enough to cut him. Hey genius, if you are not good enough to cut the 3 then how in the heck are you gonna hook him!! That is incredible!
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Post by airraider on Aug 5, 2007 17:03:39 GMT -6
Yea, we have a couple of those. Man I really hate that. Had one that wanted me to change our defensive scheme durring the 2nd quarter of the game from the press box!! Yea coach got ya.. Another told an oline guy not to cut the 3 tech on the back side (we cut and cut off all back side). He told the kid to hook block him cause he wasn't good enough to cut him. Hey genius, if you are not good enough to cut the 3 then how in the heck are you gonna hook him!! That is incredible! Yall have coaches in the pressbox during freshmen games? And there is an old thought that if a guys is quicker than you, dont cut him on pass pro.. maybe thats what he meant.
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Post by coachcalande on Aug 5, 2007 17:04:41 GMT -6
Dave, I swear to you , that stuff happens on a ton of practice and game fields around Pa, i dont care what anyone says, I have lived it. I have been up close to PLAYOFF TEAMS where the oline coach spends an entire day teaching a blocking scheme completely wrong...the HC isnt even aware.
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Post by coachcalande on Aug 5, 2007 17:10:20 GMT -6
"id like you to meet coach chew..." "chew is my 3rd cousin, hes the oline coach"
"id like you to meet coach spit...hes my brother in law, coaches linebackers and tightends"
"this is coach stokely, my former brother in law, hes our jv coach"
" and this is coach reily, hes my uncle"
"this is coach ned...hes reilys brother, his son is our qb"
"this is coach biff, hes not real bright but manages our equipment and maintains our fields, will be at practice once or twice a week and calls plays on friday night"
guys, meet coach calande, hes a "floater"
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Post by CoachJ on Aug 6, 2007 12:25:12 GMT -6
"id like you to meet coach chew..." "chew is my 3rd cousin, hes the oline coach" "id like you to meet coach spit...hes my brother in law, coaches linebackers and tightends" "this is coach stokely, my former brother in law, hes our jv coach" " and this is coach reily, hes my uncle" "this is coach ned...hes reilys brother, his son is our qb" "this is coach biff, hes not real bright but manages our equipment and maintains our fields, will be at practice once or twice a week and calls plays on friday night" guys, meet coach calande, hes a "floater" That is rough to hear.
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