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Post by texasokie on Apr 5, 2006 12:16:02 GMT -6
"Sure do like dem biscuits and mustard...ummmmmmmmmmhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
"I know whad's wrong wit dat mowerrrr...ain't got no gas in it...ummmmmmmmhmmmmmmm."
Do you think you will kill someone again? "Don't reckin' I got no need to no more...ummmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm.
SLINGBLADE
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Post by ccscoach on Apr 5, 2006 12:27:12 GMT -6
"So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
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moose18
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"If it didn't matter who won or lost, they wouldn't keep score"
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Post by moose18 on Apr 5, 2006 12:30:17 GMT -6
"get up you Sonuvab****. cause Mickey loves ya"
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Boltar
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Post by Boltar on Apr 5, 2006 13:37:51 GMT -6
1. "Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down, because you told them the truth. And that truth is that you did everything that you could. There wasn't one more thing that you could've done. Can you live in that moment, as best you can, with clear eyes and love in your heart? With joy in your heart? If you can do that, gentlemen, then you're perfect." Friday Night Lights
2." All right men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called "incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead!" "Remember, any man you tackle gets an extra elbow or kick in the mouth!" Longest Yard - Original
3. "You better watch it Dr. Death, I'm pretty damn fast for a caucasian!" Best of Times
4. "There's no crying in baseball!" A League of Their Own
5. "Eye of the tiger man!" Rocky 3
6. "I'll make it!" Hoosiers
7. "Pick me a out a winner, Bobby!" The Natural
8. "He must be the stupidest Son of a Bitch alive, but he sure is fast!" Forrest Gump
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2006 13:42:35 GMT -6
gun goes off to signal the end of the half:
Margaret O'Houlihan: "OH MY GOD THEY SHOT HIM!"
LT. Col. Blake: "Hot Lips, you blithering idiot, it's the end of the half."
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Boltar
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Post by Boltar on Apr 5, 2006 13:48:25 GMT -6
Uhhhh.....My last quote was misquoted!
It's supposed to say "the stupidest Son of a Bitch".
I don't know what happened! How do I edit it out?
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herky
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Post by herky on Apr 5, 2006 15:10:22 GMT -6
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Post by senatorblutarsky on Apr 5, 2006 15:44:58 GMT -6
Caddyshack:
"And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
"Want to make 14 dollars the hard way?"
Slapshot:
"Two minutes, by yourself and you... you feel shame. And then you get free."
"You can't put a bounty on a man's head" "I just did"
Longest Yard (original):
"Stick that in your trophy case"
and from Hoosiers (one I used the one year I was an assistant BB coach):
"You got to give me you word that you ain't gonna get kicked out of no games"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2006 17:24:59 GMT -6
And a favorite from Johnny Be Good
"Open your eyes, I'm through praying, I've talked to God. The Lord wants you to step on their balls and mean it."
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Post by kcbazooka on Apr 5, 2006 17:31:30 GMT -6
pool, pond - pond would be good for you...
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x00cooper1
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Champions for Life
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Post by x00cooper1 on Apr 5, 2006 18:08:29 GMT -6
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!!
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ike2112
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Post by ike2112 on Apr 5, 2006 18:09:34 GMT -6
I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is.
Coach Boone: Are your parents here? Bertier: Yes. Coach Boone: Good. [nods his head at Gary's mom] Coach Boone: You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy? Bertier: You. Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team? Bertier: Yours. Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
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bigcroz
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Go STAGS!!
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Post by bigcroz on Apr 5, 2006 21:03:59 GMT -6
The Program:
Jefferson those were some of the best moves I've seen yet.......just think how good it would be if our team still had the ball!
Are you hurt or injured? what's the difference coach? If you're hurt you can still play if you're injured you can't.
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Post by blb on Apr 6, 2006 6:14:29 GMT -6
Coupla classics from "Major League"
"...he's a juvenile delinquent in the off-season..."
"Forget about the curveball, Ricky - just throw 'em the heater!"
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Post by tog on Apr 6, 2006 6:22:24 GMT -6
What's your prediction for the fight clubber? PAIN
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Post by los on Apr 6, 2006 18:39:54 GMT -6
GASSERS!!!!!
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Post by dmp225 on Apr 7, 2006 6:31:37 GMT -6
Ricky Vaughn - what are you looking at Jake Taylor - that girl, whos that guy she is with..thats my wife Ricky Vaughn - You want me to drag him outta here, kick the sh!t out of him
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Post by cqmiller on Apr 7, 2006 6:49:56 GMT -6
"Which brings me to my next point kids....DON'T SMOKE CRACK!!!"
L.T. in the Waterboy
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Post by groundchuck on Apr 7, 2006 7:03:25 GMT -6
"Yo Adrian!"
I think this one is one of the few sports movie quotes on AFI's Top 100 movie quotes.
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Post by jbizzz5 on Apr 7, 2006 7:07:47 GMT -6
1. From Happy Gilmore....."the price is wrong b..ch !!!!! 2. Any line from The Program
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Post by jbizzz5 on Apr 7, 2006 7:12:49 GMT -6
I almost forgot my favorite....from Major League, "This guy once threw at his own son in a father-son game"
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Post by dmp225 on Apr 7, 2006 7:18:21 GMT -6
Mr Blu.....Mr. Blutarsky zero point zero
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Post by realdawg on Apr 7, 2006 7:38:39 GMT -6
From for Love of the game "clear the mechanism"
From Varsity Blues: I love that dog Man I think its a pig. Yeah!
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Post by knighter on Apr 7, 2006 7:43:52 GMT -6
Anything that flies that far should have a stewardess on it. Major League
Put the women and children to bed, and let's go lookin for dinner. The Program
The serve chili dogs here? Major League
Welcome to foot, Balls. Uncessary Roughness
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Post by airman on Apr 7, 2006 8:31:15 GMT -6
Mr Blu.....Mr. Blutarsky zero point zero "fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."
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Post by blb on Apr 7, 2006 8:33:39 GMT -6
"Animal House" -- a great comedy -- a classic -- but, a sports movie?
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Post by information on Apr 7, 2006 9:00:18 GMT -6
Necessary roughness...
"Wally did you hire an assistant coach.....I hope he get younger as he gets closer."
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Post by senatorblutarsky on Apr 7, 2006 9:42:39 GMT -6
"Animal House" -- a great comedy -- a classic -- but, a sports movie?
I didn't think so either... but the more I think about it... Golf: "I've got to work on my game" "Don't think of it as work... the whole point is just to enjoy yourself" Equestrian Events: "Just blanks right? "Riiiight" Demolition Derby: "Let's take the cheese" and of course, Swimming: "Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies in to the swim meet?"
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Post by brophy on Apr 7, 2006 9:46:09 GMT -6
WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!? Good one, Bluto!
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Post by airman on Apr 7, 2006 12:24:40 GMT -6
i know it is not a sports movie but i like general pattons speach to the 3rd army.
you could use a lot for coaching out of that speach.
you can hear it on the americanrhetoric.com site under movie speaches.
this is my file, this is my gun, this is for killing, this is for fun.
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