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Post by 33coach on Jul 3, 2018 14:41:35 GMT -6
i was at a 7 on 7 tournament last weekend in LA and i heard the classic...
"he puts on his pants one leg at a time just like you!" (talking to a 5 foot 8 corner vs a 6 foot 3 receiver who was a D1 athelete.)
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Post by blb on Jul 3, 2018 14:46:33 GMT -6
i was at a 7 on 7 tournament last weekend in LA and i heard the classic... "he puts on his pants one leg at a time just like you!" (talking to a 5 foot 8 corner vs a 6 foot 3 receiver who was a D1 athelete.)
"Yeah Coach, but it takes him a lot longer to pull them up!"
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Post by IronmanFootball on Jul 3, 2018 15:18:42 GMT -6
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Post by IronmanFootball on Jul 3, 2018 15:21:13 GMT -6
If I ever attend a clinic & the guy says, "You know what? We are seriously loaded and the only reason I'm up here is b/c my dudes are straight up Hoss's. In fact, we coulda ran anything and been good" I will seriously start a classic slow clap and gradually rise to my feet. I just hope there isn't that awkward pause after 15 seconds where I realize I'm the only one and then have to quietly take my seat. The slow clap is an art few have mastered. I was asked in 2014 to talk at our state association's spring clinic after made the quarterfinals in 2013. My topic was "How to make your coop work" as we were a coop of 3 schools at the time. I had a title screen with my name, number, email, topic name, etc. I began my speech with a question. "Want to know how to make your coop work?" Then I clicked to the next screen that had our 2200yd tailback and our 1800yd human freak of a fullback in one picture and said- "Get two of these dudes and run the I. Questions?" And just stood there. Everyone looked at me like I was a dip {censored} so I went on. I thought that was coaching comedy gold personally. Sat in a Glazier session where dude just told us he coached Wes Welker in HS. Brutal.
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Post by 3rdandlong on Jul 3, 2018 22:24:30 GMT -6
Not really coach speak but more clinic talk / experience. Drives me NUTS when you listen to a guy giving a clinic and he says "My guys are no different from your guys, just average HS kids and blah..blah" then puts the tape on and the '85 Bears pi$$ themselves a little. I know many of these teams are still well coached but the tagline of we have guys just like everybody else when you don't annoys me. Nothing wrong w/ having talent. When we're up I say it. Ain't takin' credit for all the wins nor blame for all the losses. Once heard the De La Salle DC, Eidson tell an entire room “We have the same guys you do” during his clinic talk. R u kidding me!
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Post by silkyice on Jul 3, 2018 23:57:45 GMT -6
Not really coach speak but more clinic talk / experience. Drives me NUTS when you listen to a guy giving a clinic and he says "My guys are no different from your guys, just average HS kids and blah..blah" then puts the tape on and the '85 Bears pi$$ themselves a little. I know many of these teams are still well coached but the tagline of we have guys just like everybody else when you don't annoys me. Nothing wrong w/ having talent. When we're up I say it. Ain't takin' credit for all the wins nor blame for all the losses. Once heard the De La Salle DC, Eidson tell an entire room “We have the same guys you do” during his clinic talk. R u kidding me! The arrogance of that statement is off the charts
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Post by rsmith627 on Jul 4, 2018 2:56:27 GMT -6
If I ever attend a clinic & the guy says, "You know what? We are seriously loaded and the only reason I'm up here is b/c my dudes are straight up Hoss's. In fact, we coulda ran anything and been good" I will seriously start a classic slow clap and gradually rise to my feet. I just hope there isn't that awkward pause after 15 seconds where I realize I'm the only one and then have to quietly take my seat. The slow clap is an art few have mastered. I was asked in 2014 to talk at our state association's spring clinic after made the quarterfinals in 2013. My topic was "How to make your coop work" as we were a coop of 3 schools at the time. I had a title screen with my name, number, email, topic name, etc. I began my speech with a question. "Want to know how to make your coop work?" Then I clicked to the next screen that had our 2200yd tailback and our 1800yd human freak of a fullback in one picture and said- "Get two of these dudes and run the I. Questions?" And just stood there. Everyone looked at me like I was a dip {censored} so I went on. I thought that was coaching comedy gold personally. Please tell me you at least got a few chuckles out of that deal?
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Post by utchuckd on Jul 4, 2018 6:41:09 GMT -6
Anything that came out of Knoxville,TN the past 5 years.
"Champions of Life"
"Five Star Hearts"
"Leadership Reps"
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Post by sam11 on Jul 4, 2018 7:25:27 GMT -6
"Roll your hips!" I have never seen this on a football field. I need video evidence of a hip roll...anybody got one?
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Post by 53 on Jul 4, 2018 7:32:51 GMT -6
Anything that came out of Knoxville,TN the past 5 years. "Champions of Life" "Five Star Hearts" "Leadership Reps" Eye discipline is critical
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Post by larrymoe on Jul 4, 2018 7:59:38 GMT -6
I was asked in 2014 to talk at our state association's spring clinic after made the quarterfinals in 2013. My topic was "How to make your coop work" as we were a coop of 3 schools at the time. I had a title screen with my name, number, email, topic name, etc. I began my speech with a question. "Want to know how to make your coop work?" Then I clicked to the next screen that had our 2200yd tailback and our 1800yd human freak of a fullback in one picture and said- "Get two of these dudes and run the I. Questions?" And just stood there. Everyone looked at me like I was a dip {censored} so I went on. I thought that was coaching comedy gold personally. Please tell me you at least got a few chuckles out of that deal? If I did, they were very faint. It was a very small crowd though and I did get the death sentence as far as timing and location are concerned. They put me in the smallest room and on the last session of Saturday morning- the last day of the clinic. The night before is the big Hooters free fundraiser night so Saturday attendance is usually terrible. There were probably only 12-20 people in the room.
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Post by larrymoe on Jul 4, 2018 8:01:00 GMT -6
Anything that came out of Knoxville,TN the past 5 years. "Champions of Life" "Five Star Hearts" "Leadership Reps" The Tom Herman UT you're a selfish team mate because your pee is too dark chart is pretty god damned ridiculous/douchey too.
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Post by rsmith627 on Jul 4, 2018 8:04:12 GMT -6
Anything that came out of Knoxville,TN the past 5 years. "Champions of Life" "Five Star Hearts" "Leadership Reps" The Tom Herman UT you're a selfish team mate because your pee is too dark chart is pretty god damned ridiculous/douchey too. I'm going to make several of these and apply them to everything. Conditioning, team dinner, taking a shower. You name it.
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Post by larrymoe on Jul 4, 2018 8:16:44 GMT -6
The Tom Herman UT you're a selfish team mate because your pee is too dark chart is pretty god damned ridiculous/douchey too. I'm going to make several of these and apply them to everything. Conditioning, team dinner, taking a shower. You name it. If your hair isn't this level of bouncy, you're a selfish team mate. Get back in there and rinse and repeat.
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Post by CS on Jul 4, 2018 8:37:18 GMT -6
The Tom Herman UT you're a selfish team mate because your pee is too dark chart is pretty god damned ridiculous/douchey too. I'm going to make several of these and apply them to everything. Conditioning, team dinner, taking a shower. You name it. Wiping your a$$, cleaning your room, hash tags on tweets. I used to like Tom Herman more before he got the Texas job. It seems the more high profile attention he gets the douchier he seems
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Post by larrymoe on Jul 4, 2018 8:45:13 GMT -6
I'm going to make several of these and apply them to everything. Conditioning, team dinner, taking a shower. You name it. Wiping your a$$, cleaning your room, hash tags on tweets. I used to like Tom Herman more before he got the Texas job. It seems the more high profile attention he gets the douchier he seems I was relatively indifferent toward him until his bowl game display this past season. He is firmly into Kliff Kingsbury, PJ Fleck territory now.
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Post by utchuckd on Jul 4, 2018 8:50:43 GMT -6
Eye discipline is critical I hate you.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2018 9:23:06 GMT -6
"My kids cannot __________" Please stop it. The person who cannot will not take the time to learn is normally the adult.
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Post by 3rdandlong on Jul 4, 2018 10:43:27 GMT -6
I'm going to make several of these and apply them to everything. Conditioning, team dinner, taking a shower. You name it. Wiping your a$$, cleaning your room, hash tags on tweets. I used to like Tom Herman more before he got the Texas job. It seems the more high profile attention he gets the douchier he seems His comments about a wedding were hilarious, but I have to say that I’m over all of the media antics of Mike Leach.
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Post by CS on Jul 4, 2018 10:45:23 GMT -6
Wiping your a$$, cleaning your room, hash tags on tweets. I used to like Tom Herman more before he got the Texas job. It seems the more high profile attention he gets the douchier he seems His comments about a wedding were hilarious, but I have to say that I’m over all of the media antics of Mike Leach. Mike Leach is the 🐐 Edit: I want to sit and drink beer with him and Spurrier
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Post by 53 on Jul 4, 2018 13:37:48 GMT -6
His comments about a wedding were hilarious, but I have to say that I’m over all of the media antics of Mike Leach. Mike Leach is the 🐐 Edit: I want to sit and drink beer with him and Spurrier I love spurrier. He totally got that it was just a game and had fun with it. What could have been if Tennessee wasn’t still running the single wing at the time
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Post by rsmith627 on Jul 4, 2018 17:29:26 GMT -6
Wait, why is Leach ok but Herman is not?
Also, where can I learn about Herman's antics? I'm not familiar with them aside from the piss posters.
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Post by CS on Jul 4, 2018 17:47:44 GMT -6
Wait, why is Leach ok but Herman is not? Also, where can I learn about Herman's antics? I'm not familiar with them aside from the piss posters. He’s talking about making fun of that kid on the sidelines at the bowl game. The reason leach and not herman is because Herman is a douche and leach just doesn’t give a $hit
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Post by rsmith627 on Jul 4, 2018 17:53:15 GMT -6
Wait, why is Leach ok but Herman is not? Also, where can I learn about Herman's antics? I'm not familiar with them aside from the piss posters. He’s talking about making fun of that kid on the sidelines at the bowl game. The reason leach and not herman is because Herman is a douche and leach just doesn’t give a $hit Hmm...Missed that. Admittedly I didn't follow Texas this year. That's a shame, because I love Herman's x's and o's.
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Post by **** on Jul 4, 2018 18:00:32 GMT -6
Herman is a fukin dickhead. Not a guy you’d want to work for.
I haven’t met many people that like him.
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Post by 33coach on Jul 5, 2018 10:51:34 GMT -6
Anything that came out of Knoxville,TN the past 5 years. "Champions of Life" "Five Star Hearts" "Leadership Reps" you may have 5 star hearts.. but when they are put in 0 star athletes... you aint winning much.
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Post by 53 on Jul 5, 2018 10:58:14 GMT -6
Anything that came out of Knoxville,TN the past 5 years. "Champions of Life" "Five Star Hearts" "Leadership Reps" you may have 5 star hearts.. but when they are put in 0 star athletes... you aint winning much. If you’re Butch, you take a playoff ability roster and win 8 regular season games. He was basically a carnival barker here.
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Post by fshamrock on Jul 7, 2018 15:58:01 GMT -6
Anything that came out of Knoxville,TN the past 5 years. "Champions of Life" "Five Star Hearts" "Leadership Reps" ugh...I never even heard the term "leadership reps" and it killed a little bit of my soul when I read it PJ Fleck I have an irrational hatred for...he seems like the type of dude that would tell everybody's girlfriends/wives what they did at a bachelor party because he is their friend too and feels like it was the right thing to do I frequent the message boards of a few different schools in the SEC (Texas A&M and LSU mostly) just to kill time and get a college fb fix, and you have no idea how hard up some of their fans were to try and get fleck hired "we this kind of passion man!..look at him! he's running around saying big quotes and there's inspiring music and players are all crying and stuff" the kind of people who like fleck are the ones that love it when the staff development speaker does that stupid "oooooh I think we can do better that THAT!...I SAID GOOD MORNING TEACHERS!!"...and the fleck lovers are the ones who whoop and holler and crap pretending to not be pissed that school is about to start and we are in the stupid meetings fleck lovers are people who are on their 3rd or fourth pyramid scheme even though they never made any money still thinking that this is their big chance to be their own boss and drive a dodge stratus if only they bring enough positive attitude and doggone enthusiasm! there is no escape
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Post by CS on Jul 7, 2018 16:17:00 GMT -6
Anything that came out of Knoxville,TN the past 5 years. "Champions of Life" "Five Star Hearts" "Leadership Reps" ugh...I never even heard the term "leadership reps" and it killed a little bit of my soul when I read it PJ Fleck I have an irrational hatred for...he seems like the type of dude that would tell everybody's girlfriends/wives what they did at a bachelor party because he is their friend too and feels like it was the right thing to do I frequent the message boards of a few different schools in the SEC (Texas A&M and LSU mostly) just to kill time and get a college fb fix, and you have no idea how hard up some of their fans were to try and get fleck hired "we this kind of passion man!..look at him! he's running around saying big quotes and there's inspiring music and players are all crying and stuff" the kind of people who like fleck are the ones that love it when the staff development speaker does that stupid "oooooh I think we can do better that THAT!...I SAID GOOD MORNING TEACHERS!!"...and the fleck lovers are the ones who whoop and holler and crap pretending to not be pissed that school is about to start and we are in the stupid meetings fleck lovers are people who are on their 3rd or fourth pyramid scheme even though they never made any money still thinking that this is their big chance to be their own boss and drive a dodge stratus if only they bring enough positive attitude and doggone enthusiasm! there is no escape You’re obviously not tired of being average
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Post by silkyice on Jul 7, 2018 16:20:03 GMT -6
Anything that came out of Knoxville,TN the past 5 years. "Champions of Life" "Five Star Hearts" "Leadership Reps" ugh...I never even heard the term "leadership reps" and it killed a little bit of my soul when I read it PJ Fleck I have an irrational hatred for...he seems like the type of dude that would tell everybody's girlfriends/wives what they did at a bachelor party because he is their friend too and feels like it was the right thing to do I frequent the message boards of a few different schools in the SEC (Texas A&M and LSU mostly) just to kill time and get a college fb fix, and you have no idea how hard up some of their fans were to try and get fleck hired "we this kind of passion man!..look at him! he's running around saying big quotes and there's inspiring music and players are all crying and stuff" the kind of people who like fleck are the ones that love it when the staff development speaker does that stupid "oooooh I think we can do better that THAT!...I SAID GOOD MORNING TEACHERS!!"...and the fleck lovers are the ones who whoop and holler and crap pretending to not be pissed that school is about to start and we are in the stupid meetings fleck lovers are people who are on their 3rd or fourth pyramid scheme even though they never made any money still thinking that this is their big chance to be their own boss and drive a dodge stratus if only they bring enough positive attitude and doggone enthusiasm! there is no escape So you row the boat, eh?
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