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Post by coachtua on Dec 5, 2016 23:43:42 GMT -6
All season we have been giving navyguy a hard time. When we go out for drinks after a game we tell the waitress he and his "fiance" are expecting a baby soon. He gets pissed everytime. At the end of the year banquet the OL coach gets up to speak and present his group of kids their letters. He starts off thank you parents blah blah blah. Also I am speaking for the entire coaching staff. Please join us in congratulating Coach J on the upcoming birth of his child. The whole coaching staff about fall out of our chairs we are laughing so hard, the boys erupt in laughter because they know it's a joke, the parents give him a huge congratulatory round of applause. Then comes the words we had come to hear so often this list season...I hate you MFers...Best part, he had given his group their letters and couldn't say anything over the PA system. So he had to explain to each parent it was an inside joke...
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Post by coachmoore42 on Dec 6, 2016 0:21:46 GMT -6
Coaching at a middle school, we had to take what we had.
So this is the early-2000s with a wired set of headphones from the 80s. The cord runs through a gate at the 50 yard line, so most of the game we had plenty of slack in the cord. If not, we just pull a little bit more when we feel the tug.
Long story short, we get an interception and I blow down the sideline (in my 20's this could still be done without blowing a hammy). Around the 30 yard line the headset is violently ripped off of my head.
In conclusion, I personally walked the headset significantly beyond the sideline box during every pregame after that...
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Post by mnike23 on Dec 6, 2016 9:29:27 GMT -6
man, I have the almost same scenerio...as 1 above me.
coached with a HC that when he was the DC, we thought he was awesome. When he got to HC, he turned into the biggest decuehebag ever. anyways i was working with punter and punt returner. mind you we have a kid that punts a knuckle ball. 100% zero spin, damdest thing I have ever seen. was ridicoulus to catch. our PR kid was decent. great hands, just not a burner kid. he would catch anthing and make a move then get tackled. always. so, punt, catch, hands me ball to throw back repeat several several times last 1 of the 10 min period, I kick it back......right into the HC back of his head, the absolute best punt of my entire life. felt like 12 second hang time and 60 yds of length. probably like 2 seconds and 30 yds. he was such a d-bag to everyone all year, even the kids, not a person said "heads up". he looked around and said for like 15 min who did it, who did it. went right up to him when it happend, was like, coach you ok? lol with a great smirk on my face....he knew it was me. lmao...
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Post by coachcb on Dec 6, 2016 10:12:47 GMT -6
We played a very tough team that only ran a couple of series on offense but they ran them well. We set up an exceptional game plan on defense, repped it continually all week but they KILLED us with a pin-pull speed sweep. Our ILBs just stood there and watched the ball carrier and all of the blockers hit the edge. Our force players turned it back into them every time but they were no where to be found. The down-field blockers didn't even have to touch them: the back walked into the end-zone with a two blockers in front of him.
We were watching it on film the next Monday and I was getting angrier and angrier as those ILBs just didn't care. My voice must've gotten pretty loud as the principal walked in right as I chucked a Smartboard pen on the ground and broke it. Those things are expensive.
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Post by coachluey on Dec 6, 2016 13:23:20 GMT -6
This happened when I was a JH coach early in my career. We had to coach all sports as I'm sure many JH coaches do. Well this particular incident happened in Basketball during a tournament. The hosting team had a team drop out and asked our A team coach if we wanted to bring our B team. Well our B team was pretty good (could hang with the A team at our school) so I told him to sign us up. Played good first game but lost by 2, won the second game and were in the running for consolation bracket. We were about to play the team that had just beat the brakes off our A team so I knew we didnt stand a chance. Talking to their coach I asked him to be gentle, to which he said no problem. Well come 30 seconds left in the 1st half we are down 35-1 and I am frustrated beyond belief with him still pressing us full court. I call a timeout just to let the kids and myself catch our breathe. As we are doing this I tell the kids "that guy over there is being a d!ck to yall, sorry" to which the smallest guy on the team asks "hes being a what?" "A d!ck, you know what a d!ck is?". In the meantime, our HC and other assistant are just losing their minds in laughter behind us....... Now I'm not usually one to cuss around kids but that is one of the few times.
Anytime I see those guys its brought up. I will never live that down.
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Post by jared10227 on Dec 6, 2016 21:19:13 GMT -6
My most embarrassing moments relate to lighting kids up for not doing their job. I cringe when I think about a couple times I've hollered at kids. Not me but a fellow assistant coach was fired up and yelling at kids, he completely lost it and moved his bowels in his pants (he had the stomach flu and shouldn't have even been at the game, obviously). It was horrific, he acted like it was nothing. Got through that defensive series and then ran to our locker room to change (fortunately it was a home game and he had a change of clothes. Kids still ride him hard about that. So you're telling us that a guy you coached with literally "lost his $#it"
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