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Post by dubber on Feb 27, 2007 8:51:49 GMT -6
We had a kid taking a shower today after morning weights accidentally unload his fecal matter in the shower room. We only had a couple of kids there, so I wasn't like he did it in front of the team. He handled it real well, got razzed on a little, but he laughed it off. He cleaned it up and said he'd be back down 7th period to put bleach on the "area". I told the kids what happens at morning weights, stays at morning weights.
Got me curious: what's the most gross thing a player has done on your teams?
Our DC tells a story about a kid who went through an entire practice with a toad in his mouth--on a bet.
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Post by ajreaper on Feb 27, 2007 9:50:10 GMT -6
LOL, how do you accidently take a dump? Was he feeling ill?
I had a freshman kid several years ago who needed to go badly while on the bus going home after practice- after pleading with the driver to stop the bus and allow him to go off in the bushes without success he emptied out his book bag did his business in it and used a t-shirt to clean up then threw the book bag out of the bus into the desert. At the time there was only 5-6 kids on the bus and the driver never knew what the kid had done- he just saw him throw the bag out the window (which he did get into some trouble for).
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Post by wingt74 on Feb 27, 2007 10:35:58 GMT -6
LOL, how do you accidently take a dump? Was he feeling ill? First thought that "plopped" in my head. I was spotting a kid that was doing box-squats that dropped a bomb...on his way down. There's a visual for you, enjoy your breakfast folks.
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Post by oguru on Feb 27, 2007 11:03:31 GMT -6
You guys are sick
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Post by wingtol on Feb 27, 2007 11:22:17 GMT -6
Good thing I read that after eating lunch. I think I just puked in my mouth
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Post by coachpoe on Feb 27, 2007 15:31:12 GMT -6
Did #1 in my pants during a high school game. It was the 3rd quarter of a close game against a rival and I literally never left the field (on O, D and every ST but KO). It happened in the middle of a play, and I told one of my buddies about it on the bus...needless to say I had to buy my game pants that season. Sure similar things have happened to others out there.
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Post by phantom on Feb 27, 2007 15:55:25 GMT -6
We had a kid taking a shower today after morning weights accidentally unload his fecal matter in the shower room. We only had a couple of kids there, so I wasn't like he did it in front of the team. He handled it real well, got razzed on a little, but he laughed it off. He cleaned it up and said he'd be back down 7th period to put bleach on the "area". I told the kids what happens at morning weights, stays at morning weights. Got me curious: what's the most gross thing a player has done on your teams? Our DC tells a story about a kid who went through an entire practice with a toad in his mouth--on a bet. I'm just impressed that your kids shower. We could put a ping-pong table in our shower room and make it a player's lounge.
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Post by spartancoach on Feb 27, 2007 17:45:54 GMT -6
Funny. Our players DID turn our shower into a players lounge, couches, frig, posters.
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Post by bulldog on Feb 27, 2007 17:50:40 GMT -6
We had a kid crap his pants during a game. He didn't want to leave the field, so we had him roll around a bit in the mud. And he kept right on playing.
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Post by airman on Feb 27, 2007 17:57:25 GMT -6
my friend is a head girls basketball coach. one day in practice his best player bolted for the locker room in the middle of a fastbreak drill. it was the start of her time of the month. so my friend has no clue and has to ask one of the girls what happened. needless to say they had to explain it to him. nothing was ever said a again.
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Post by Yash on Feb 27, 2007 18:04:29 GMT -6
we had a kid last year that thought he had to fart while showering, well he had a little more comeout than he thought would. (he pooped in the shower) he cleaned it up with a t shirt and threw it all away. The kids called him Shower S***er . We still joke about it.
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Post by dubber on Feb 27, 2007 19:31:31 GMT -6
Man, these are funny! The kid comes out of the shower and say: "you guys didn't have beans last night".......he took a shower because he was getting ready to go to school......we had a running back who ruptured a kidney as a freshman, and he'd piss his pants every game.
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Post by CVBears on Feb 27, 2007 22:40:09 GMT -6
Thank you guys so much for the laughs. I've had a horrible day after getting bad news this morning. I needed a good laugh.
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Post by gamedog on Feb 28, 2007 9:29:31 GMT -6
LOL, how do you accidently take a dump? Was he feeling ill? First thought that "plopped" in my head. I was spotting a kid that was doing box-squats that dropped a bomb...on his way down. There's a visual for you, enjoy your breakfast folks. Have seen this three different times during Max Testing Time.
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Post by epcoach99 on Feb 28, 2007 12:48:30 GMT -6
Never fully dropped a load in my pants during squats, but definately didn't want to keep them afterwards. I know of a few powerlifters and bodybuilders that wear diapers on leg day!
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Post by epcoach99 on Feb 28, 2007 12:51:11 GMT -6
[/quote] I'm just impressed that your kids shower. We could put a ping-pong table in our shower room and make it a player's lounge. [/quote]
I don't think our shower has been used in the 3 years I've been here. A players lounge sounds like a great idea!
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Post by fad3d on Feb 28, 2007 13:14:34 GMT -6
Sharing stories is always a great time.
I played with a guy a year younger than me, who one year got to the huddle before the first play, looked into the crowd and got nervous enough to puke all over the front of his jersey. Im sure the DL across from him loved that.
The next year, he was in the huddle in the middle of a game, had to drop a duece, and ran from the huddle in the middle of the field during the game to the porta-potty the field had. He tripped over a barrier rope on the way over, went into the john in full gear, helmet and all, did his business, and ran back on the field afterwards. That will always crack me up.
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Post by billyn on Feb 28, 2007 13:35:09 GMT -6
I was scouting another team in the playoffs one year when the starting quarterback calls timeout goes to the coach and has a conference. They team has the ball on the opponents 35 yard line. The next thing I see the kid is running down the sidelines out a gate across the far endzone, and he disappears behind the other teams stands. A couple of plays go by. Here he comes running back. Goes to the coach, reenters the game, and throws a touchdown pass. They were down 2 or 3 scores at the time. It was hilarious. I always wondered how I would have handled that situation as a coach given the total circumstances.
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Post by epcoach99 on Feb 28, 2007 13:44:35 GMT -6
Final reguler season game in high school star QB/SS calls TO sprints to the Field House. None of us had a clue what was happening untill we went to the sideline. Couple of plays later he comes back to a thunderouse applause.
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Post by ajreaper on Feb 28, 2007 14:44:31 GMT -6
LOL, I had a DE- likely our best defensive player have to use the restroom right before the kick off to start the second half. I know this kid ain't asking unless it a serious matter so I tell him to get going. We kick, the D goes out and he's not there, HC is screaming at me wanting to know where he's at- I explain it to him, he laughs and says when he's back get him right in (as if there'd have been any doubt to that). Had a D-tackle in practice just whizz down his leg (we are in shells- it's very clear whats happening) while in a three point stance, never flinches in fact he's whizzing and the ball gets snapped and he's off and going. Play ends and I ask him if what I saw was correct and he says yes sir. I ask him why he didn't ask to leave to go to the restroom (it's a bit of a haul but we have trees near by- LOL) and he says "I don't have time for whizzing right now I only have time to get ready for Friday"- hard to argue with that.
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Post by coachjoe3 on Feb 28, 2007 15:56:46 GMT -6
Coached semi-pro with a guy who played on carpet at the University of Idaho. Our first game that season was at the Kibbie Dome, where he used to play. Before the game he was telling us - all as a laugh and in good fun - about how guys would just go right in their pants during a game. We said "eww, gross" when he told us they never really clean the carpet at all down there. Then we all kept on laughing until he abruptly got real serious and hollered out to everyone, "Oh, by the way guys, after the game make sure you clean off any rug burns really good in the shower, don't wanna get staph infections."
Made the decision then and there if I dropped my pen or clipboard on the carpet during the game, that's where it was going to stay.
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Post by cc on Feb 28, 2007 16:09:16 GMT -6
Man these are priceless.
We had one kid that was complaining right before kickoff he had to do a #2. We could not beleive it. We tell him fine then go. He disappears. About 10 minutes later here comes a guy in a suit and tie with our kid behind him. I don't know what's going on as the guy is talking to our HC. I find out later on the way home.
It seems the school was locked (away game - tought part of town) and the kid was desperate. So he took a #2 in the bushes. Right in front of the principal's office!!! The principal saw him through the window and came out and caught him in the middle of the act. Not like it was on his prized rose - bushes...but he was not happy.
So when the other kids found out they called that kid "S#$tty" from then on...
One other time a kid really had to do a #1 but we were on the highway. We told him to try to hold it. But then we got stuck in traffic. It was real stop and go. The bus driver did not want to stop so he let the kid use the garbage bucket!!! So right by the door the kid went in front of the whole team that was laughing hysterically!!!
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Post by scoresomemore on Feb 28, 2007 16:42:49 GMT -6
We had a kid that was a total goof ball, great kid, but just an accident waiting to happen. He was our 6'1" 250 pound center. We were in the locker room before taking the field for warm ups. Kid goes into the stall with all of his equipment on, minus his helmet to take a # 2.
Ends up getting literally stuck in the stall after taking care of business. The problem was the team was beginning to file out to take the field. For some reason the door opened to the inside and he couldnt get out. About 4-5 players are trying to help him open the door. Then coaches head over there to help, eventually he ended up breaking the door off the hinges of the stall to get out in a mad rush!
That one is still funny every year we tell the story....... (the stall still hangs crooked because of the bent hinge)
-scores
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Post by coachturley on Feb 28, 2007 16:45:28 GMT -6
Here ya go boys...Luckily this was not a player. This happened in a classroom next door during school. Teacher was out for the day and left the sub a note that kids were not to leave the room, she took it LITERALLY. Kid asked to go to the bathroom, says its emergency, sub won't let him. He finally can't hold it anymore and makes it just outside the door and...you guessed it...in his pants, down his leg, and even some on the floor in the hall. Kid moved about a month later after he picked up the nickname boo-boo. It was also at the end of class so it was not cleaned up as the classes let out.
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Post by phantom on Feb 28, 2007 19:26:22 GMT -6
Last regular season game. It's a nothing game because we're in the playoffs and no matter what happens the pairings are set plus the opponent is really bad. It's about 40 degrees and the rain is coming down horizontally. Basically, players and coaches all have a long list of places they'd rather be. In that scenario, our QB dumps in his pants before the game. Don't know how or why except that he was a complete not case. In the locker room pregame the whole place stinks to high Heaven and nobody's sitting anywhere near the kid, not that it matters. During the game an opposing player tackles him then remarks to a teammate, "Man, that guy smells like $hit". The QB looks at him like his feelings have been hurt and says, "Hey, c'mon" and the tackler apologizes sincerely like he can't believe that he was so insensitive. The bus ride home was about an hour and I was never so glad that most of the starters sat in te back of the bus.
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Post by tog on Feb 28, 2007 19:37:17 GMT -6
one time down on the coast
our trainer thought we should take fos fex for cramps
it was hot
it was also rainy and muddy
we were wearing black pants
3rd quarter two of our ol had to go #2
no one noticed
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Post by captain31 on Feb 28, 2007 22:27:01 GMT -6
We were playing at Camp Randall stadium, where the Wisconsin Badgers play. Our MLB had to go during the game (the offense was on the field) and obviously there weren't a lot of bushes or areas that we out of sight. So, he gets a trash can and faces the crowd, and also makes a bunch of sophomores stand in a semi-circle around him, with their backs to him, to block the view as he does his business.
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Post by wingman on Mar 1, 2007 13:34:36 GMT -6
Not funny but related. One of ex-players who is now a receiver at the University of Idaho got a staph infection that really hammered him for a while. Couldn't walk etc. He's ok now but will sit out next year.
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Post by coachjim on Mar 2, 2007 1:02:05 GMT -6
Never had a crapper but last year we had a pro farter. He was the smallest kid on the team but you wouldn't know it. He could send the huddle running in every direction and it seemed he always saved his best for last, when we got together for the team chant at the end of the practice.
Not even a forty mile an hour wind helped. This kid would enter the huddle, a little smirk on his face, and twenty seconds later you'd find out what was so funny. I don't know what his mother fed him before practice but whatever it was, it was foul.
When you only win one game in a year, its funny the things you do remember. How sad that when I'm in my eighties, that's probably all I'll remember from that season; fartboy and the huddle breaking apart like a tsunami hit. Priceless.
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Post by dubber on Mar 2, 2007 8:43:28 GMT -6
Never had a crapper but last year we had a pro farter. He was the smallest kid on the team but you wouldn't know it. He could send the huddle running in every direction and it seemed he always saved his best for last, when we got together for the team chant at the end of the practice. Not even a forty mile an hour wind helped. This kid would enter the huddle, a little smirk on his face, and twenty seconds later you'd find out what was so funny. I don't know what his mother fed him before practice but whatever it was, it was foul. When you only win one game in a year, its funny the things you do remember. How sad that when I'm in my eighties, that's probably all I'll remember from that season; fartboy and the huddle breaking apart like a tsunami hit. Priceless. This is the best one yet---I'm still laughing!!!!
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